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      09-14-2021, 08:35 AM   #33969
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      09-14-2021, 08:48 AM   #33970
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      09-14-2021, 09:21 AM   #33971
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      09-14-2021, 11:08 AM   #33972
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Its 35 (mirror and upside down).
Then what is the 30???
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      09-14-2021, 11:39 AM   #33973
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      09-14-2021, 12:17 PM   #33974
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There are two things I like to do in the shower.

The first one:

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I like to exfoliate as well, great looking loofah you have there


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There are two things I like to do in the shower.

The first one:

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I really hope the second thing is actually showering. Two glasses and two bottles....must be extremely thirsty. I guess that answers my question about actually showering. No way of showering if double-fisting vino....unless she is one of those people who can use their feet with the same dexterity as their hands, which still paints quite the picture.

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I like to exfoliate as well, great looking loofah you have there
Did you really just compliment her loofah??? We have officially reached a new level of whatever is happening here. I know people commend me, all the time, about the tooth brush I use.
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      09-14-2021, 01:48 PM   #33977
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Two glasses and two bottles implies two people in my view... Gotta get dirty before cleaning up! Just be careful with the loofah, look like it could be a little rough on certain areas...
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Two glasses and two bottles implies two people in my view... Gotta get dirty before cleaning up! Just be careful with the loofah, look like it could be a little rough on certain areas...
I was being facetious. I'll try again. If drinking and sex are the two things she does in the shower, does she bath in the kitchen or in the bed? Perhaps the dinner table?

Hint, I'm joking about the fact that she stated she likes to do two things in the shower. Since a shower isn't a place where one typically drinks alcohol, that only leaves one other thing, which is implied that it's sex. Maybe should have been three things? Regardless, I'm bored and just killing time, doing what I do. Lunch is over and time to get back to work.
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No glass in the pool or shower area!
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No glass in the pool or shower area!
But why? It's super easy to see broken glass in water isn't it?
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I was being facetious. I'll try again. If drinking and sex are the two things she does in the shower, does she bath in the kitchen or in the bed? Perhaps the dinner table?
Sorry but your plain black and white text without some smiley face/emoji lead me to believe you were somewhat serious and back to your online battle with Lady Jane...
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Sorry but your plain black and white text without some smiley face/emoji lead me to believe you were somewhat serious and back to your online battle with Lady Jane...
Understandable. I need to employ more emoji usage. There's no battle. I'm not battling with her. I comment on her posts just as I would anyone else's.
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That is JUST WRONG! No way the front bumper of a truck should crumple like that from just a little hand-hammered aluminum bodywork. Back in the day, you could've gotten more damage with an F250, then backed up and drove off to the liquor store like nothing ever happened.
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That is JUST WRONG! No way the front bumper of a truck should crumple like that from just a little hand-hammered aluminum bodywork. Back in the day, you could've gotten more damage with an F250, then backed up and drove off to the liquor store like nothing ever happened.
Hand hammered? You wish - that art died in the 80s with the Boxer and 328 I believe.
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Let's hear some snarky comments from a guy's shower this time.


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