[Revartr]

I've had Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" stuck in my head all morning. FML.

[954Stealth]

Reading the news on the Bimmerpost front page when a coworker walks by and sees this:


Seriously ... it's right next to "Another Interview with M-Division Head Franciscus van Meel"
FML. I hope it happened to you while at work so i dont have to feel like the only one not working at work

[UncleWede]

Big Boss walked briskly into my office and I could barely reach the red X on FB before she was looking at my screen.

[MrPrena]

I haven't had a lunch yet. Does that count as FML?

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I haven't had a lunch yet. Does that count as FML?

Feed Me Lunch

Yes it does

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Feed Me Lunch

Yes it does

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

My m6s status hasn't changed since yesterday.

FML

[Douche]

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

My m6s status hasn't changed since yesterday.

FML

There there

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

There there

It's in the paint shop...

Shouldn't it be a day? Unless frozen black is a different process.

...I just want my M6 already so I can pick up girls effortlessly I've got the looks/bod already, however, the Yaris is killing me!!!

[Douche]

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

It's in the paint shop...

Shouldn't it be a day? Unless frozen black is a different process.

...I just want my M6 already so I can pick up girls effortlessly I've got the looks/bod already, however, the Yaris is killing me!!!

You've always got me and the other dude from the other day what's his name

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

You've always got me and the other dude from the other day what's his name

You're such a sweetheart.

But I lied. Just called the 800 number, it's in the body shop.

I actually think I may have it before my birthday! (July 18th). And I'm a groomsmen in a wedding August 1st.

Me in a suit+frozen black m6= panty dropper.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

You're such a sweetheart.

But I lied. Just called the 800 number, it's in the body shop.

I actually think I may have it before my birthday! (July 18th). And I'm a groomsmen in a wedding August 1st.

Me in a suit+frozen black m6= panty dropper.

I know, my speedo dropped too.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

I know, my speedo dropped too.

Heyyyyyy, I wear speedos too when I swim.

The grannies love it

[MrPrena]

I love when guys (we) passively conceal our hyper ego with jokes.

Some of you guys needs $5000 suits and $150k cars, but I can just do it with single piece of paper or $4 free pen.

1. Drive my 1999 Avalon with ugliest outfit and accidentally drop the money market account statement. That will wet some panties.

2. (WHEN I WAS SINGLE AND AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET) While at starbucks, one of the girl wanted to borrow my pen. I let her borrow it, and did not know she was in Medschool. She realized my pen was from Imclone which I got it free at ASCO few yrs back.
"Wow, did you use to work at ImClone?"
"No, I just went to ASCO and got it for free after talking to them. You can have it, if you want."
Sometimes power of pen is stronger than $200k car.
Even a single pen can drop the panties easily.

(Similar pen, not an pic of exact pen)

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

Heyyyyyy, I wear speedos too when I swim.

The grannies love it

Originally Posted by Douche

I know, my speedo dropped too.

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

You're such a sweetheart.

But I lied. Just called the 800 number, it's in the body shop.

I actually think I may have it before my birthday! (July 18th). And I'm a groomsmen in a wedding August 1st.

Me in a suit+frozen black m6= panty dropper.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I love when guys (we) passively conceal our hyper ego with jokes.

Some of you guys needs $5000 suits and $150k cars, but I can just do it with single piece of paper or $4 free pen.

1. Drive my 1999 Avalon with ugliest outfit and accidentally drop the money market account statement. That will wet some panties.

2. (WHEN I WAS SINGLE AND AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET) While at starbucks, one of the girl wanted to borrow my pen. I let her borrow it, and did not know she was in Medschool. She realized my pen was from Imclone which I got it free at ASCO few yrs back.
"Wow, did you use to work at ImClone?"
"No, I just went to ASCO and got it for free after talking to them. You can have it, if you want."

Even that can drop the panties easily.

Eesh, soorrrrrryyyyy. We're not all the perfect specimen such as yourself

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

Eesh, soorrrrrryyyyy. We're not all the perfect specimen such as yourself

ahhh, you quoted while I was editing it again! LOL.

Well, that was when I was in 20s. I try to act and try to look late 20ish, but if I was single NOW, I don't think I can compete with you guys even IF I can afford 458 Speciale and Robinson R44 helicopter parked on the private helipad inside the mansion (which I don't have).

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

ahhh, you quoted while I was editing it again! LOL.

Well, that was when I was in 20s. I try to act and try to look late 20ish, but if I was single NOW, I don't think I can compete with you guys even IF I can afford 458 Speciale and Robinson R44 helicopter parked on the private helipad inside the mansion (which I don't have).

Think your thoughts out through and through next time so I don't catch you! I'm out of my session so for the next 6 hours, I'm ontop of my phone like white on rice!

Eh, real talk, I love my Yaris. It's gotten me through some tough times so I have a special place in my heart with it.

However- sometimes, I really don't feel like putting ANY effort. I'm new to the dating scene, and it's just so awkward.

I'm good with a girl seeing me, thinking I'm cute/In good shape, then without dropping a bank statement, sees me getting into a special order M6 (automatically knowing either I have money or come from it) so she thinks she can milk me.

However, after sex- that's all she gets. No money, no spending on her. I worked too hard to spend it on some floozy

[MrPrena]

LOL... There ya go!
The classic Fu**&Run (bye bye....) method always works on Au Diggers. Au diggies think that they can milk you , but you just ditch her out at the bus station.
It is trench warfare out there!

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

Think your thoughts out through and through next time so I don't catch you! I'm out of my session so for the next 6 hours, I'm ontop of my phone like white on rice!

Eh, real talk, I love my Yaris. It's gotten me through some tough times so I have a special place in my heart with it.

However- sometimes, I really don't feel like putting ANY effort. I'm new to the dating scene, and it's just so awkward.

I'm good with a girl seeing me, thinking I'm cute/In good shape, then without dropping a bank statement, sees me getting into a special order M6 (automatically knowing either I have money or come from it) so she thinks she can milk me.

However, after sex- that's all she gets. No money, no spending on her. I worked too hard to spend it on some floozy

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

ahhh, you quoted while I was editing it again! LOL.

Well, that was when I was in 20s. I try to act and try to look late 20ish, but if I was single NOW, I don't think I can compete with you guys even IF I can afford 458 Speciale and Robinson R44 helicopter parked on the private helipad inside the mansion (which I don't have).

R44? Small-timer

[Douche]

Originally Posted by MrSugarSkulls

Think your thoughts out through and through next time so I don't catch you! I'm out of my session so for the next 6 hours, I'm ontop of my phone like white on rice!

Eh, real talk, I love my Yaris. It's gotten me through some tough times so I have a special place in my heart with it.

However- sometimes, I really don't feel like putting ANY effort. I'm new to the dating scene, and it's just so awkward.

I'm good with a girl seeing me, thinking I'm cute/In good shape, then without dropping a bank statement, sees me getting into a special order M6 (automatically knowing either I have money or come from it) so she thinks she can milk me.

However, after sex- that's all she gets. No money, no spending on her. I worked too hard to spend it on some floozy

Was I the only one who could milk you?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by fleeked

yaris? heart? SPECIAL PLACE?!

bro, take your bro card and shove it up your ass

go, just go stare at a wall or something

Fuck off to the dentist.

Yes, the Yaris was actually "home" for a few months, which is why I will never sell this car.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by fleeked

come on now bro

put your big boy pants on

I can't, I donated all my fat pants