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      12-08-2015, 02:27 PM   #3587
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I use paska alot...Mitä kuuluu paska pää
Paskapää needs to be written together.

Tell your wife I have a German Shepard named Kissa. She'll appreciate me .
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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      12-08-2015, 02:33 PM   #3588
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Lups - You have a German Shepard named 'CAT'....??
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Paskapää needs to be written together.

Tell your wife I have a German shepherd named Kissa. She'll appreciate me .
I tried learning finnish and gave up, what a hard language. I mainly stopped as I have no one to routinely use it with other than the wife. While it is cool to have a language almost no one is likely to understand around you it just was not worth the hassle.

Great name for the dog. Next doggie I own I am training in Finnish for all commands.
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Your choice: long tongue or large schlong? Assuming that the man attached knew what he was doing.
Seriously? The latter.
Yep, actually heard some prefer deep oral more than a guy that bottoms out.
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Your choice: long tongue or large schlong? Assuming that the man attached knew what he was doing.
Seriously? The latter.
Yep, actually heard some prefer deep oral more than a guy that bottoms out.
I meant seriously more as "you're really asking this?" I have no idea what others would prefer, haha... I could see that though.
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Lups - You have a German Shepard named 'CAT'....??
Yes. And a Russell named Rabies Alfonso.

The kids wanted a cat, this was as close I could bend to owning one.

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I tried learning finnish and gave up, what a hard language. I mainly stopped as I have no one to routinely use it with other than the wife. While it is cool to have a language almost no one is likely to understand around you it just was not worth the hassle.

Great name for the dog. Next doggie I own I am training in Finnish for all commands.
Lol, let me know I you need help. My dad and I had a perfect list of commands you never used because they sounded so weird.
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      12-08-2015, 04:05 PM   #3593
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Your choice: long tongue or large schlong? Assuming that the man attached knew what he was doing.
Seriously? The latter.
Yep, actually heard some prefer deep oral more than a guy that bottoms out.
I meant seriously more as "you're really asking this?" I have no idea what others would prefer, haha... I could see that though.
Good point. No idea why I asked that. Both are important and desired I guess. Thanks for answering though.
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Is a long tongue needed? Most girls don't care if you can lick their ovaries.
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can't you lengthen your tongue?
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can't you lengthen your tongue?
i don't think so but i know people split their tongue. that might give new meaning to the shocka.
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No ass to mouth, unless she's a 10 and your -3
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A friend of mine back in the days of the Clinton Administration once told me a girl wanted him to shit on her during sex. Has that ever crossed your minds, ladies?
I thought I might post a question for the women who frequent this thread but I had never read a single page. I just now randomly clicked here to get a feel for how seriously topics were taken and then I read this.

I was on a ski vacation once when my friend asked me if I would pee on her if she dug herself into a snowbank, naked. I chugged a gallon of water and we snuck out after midnight and consummated the deed. My reaction was an instant "yes" and no, never for a second did I think it was in any way a deviant request.
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A friend of mine back in the days of the Clinton Administration once told me a girl wanted him to shit on her during sex. Has that ever crossed your minds, ladies?
I thought I might post a question for the women who frequent this thread but I had never read a single page. I just now randomly clicked here to get a feel for how seriously topics were taken and then I read this.

I was on a ski vacation once when my friend asked me if I would pee on her if she dug herself into a snowbank, naked. I chugged a gallon of water and we snuck out after midnight and consummated the deed. My reaction was an instant "yes" and no, never for a second did I think it was in any way a deviant request.
...really? I take it this was sexual? Did you bang afterwards?
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...really? I take it this was sexual? Did you bang afterwards?
Hell yeah. It was exciting for both of us because the thought came out of the blue on her part (we had never discussed it before) and we did it in the back of the resort parking lot, so there was some chance of discovery.
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...really? I take it this was sexual? Did you bang afterwards?
You mean you don't strip naked and ask dudes to whip it out in a totally platonic way?
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Mmmm, back seat pee soaked sexy time. Best times! lol
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...really? I take it this was sexual? Did you bang afterwards?
Hell yeah. It was exciting for both of us because the thought came out of the blue on her part (we had never discussed it before) and we did it in the back of the resort parking lot, so there was some chance of discovery.
Why did she have to dig herself into a snowbank for you to pee on her? Isn't that cold? Do you want to pee on more people now?

Edit: what did you get (sexually) out of peeing on her? The domination aspect?
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...really? I take it this was sexual? Did you bang afterwards?
Hell yeah. It was exciting for both of us because the thought came out of the blue on her part (we had never discussed it before) and we did it in the back of the resort parking lot, so there was some chance of discovery.
Why did she have to dig herself into a snowbank for you to pee on her? Isn't that cold? Do you want to pee on more people now?
Maybe she had inflammation issues?
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Why did she have to dig herself into a snowbank for you to pee on her? Isn't that cold? Do you want to pee on more people now?

Edit: what did you get (sexually) out of peeing on her? The domination aspect?
Sure it was cold but why ask why in a situation like that? It's what she wanted me to do and I was happy to oblige. Plus, after being dressed for winter and digging a pit with our hands, we were both sweating. To tell the truth, I haven't thought much about it since because it just happened. Trying to replicate the experience in some premeditated fashion with her or anyone else would have fallen flat on its face IMO.

Not domination at all. More like sharing a spontaneous moment that brought us much closer together. In retrospect I think the erotic zenith was when she opened her mouth slightly to capture a little pee and then immediately spit it out.
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Why did she have to dig herself into a snowbank for you to pee on her? Isn't that cold? Do you want to pee on more people now?

Edit: what did you get (sexually) out of peeing on her? The domination aspect?
Sure it was cold but why ask why in a situation like that? It's what she wanted me to do and I was happy to oblige. Plus, after being dressed for winter and digging a pit with our hands, we were both sweating. To tell the truth, I haven't thought much about it since because it just happened. Trying to replicate the experience in some premeditated fashion with her or anyone else would have fallen flat on its face IMO.

Not domination at all. More like sharing a spontaneous moment that brought us much closer together.
That's very interesting. I can see what you mean about the spontaneity, although I don't know how I'd feel about that particular activity. Thank you for sharing!
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Why did she have to dig herself into a snowbank for you to pee on her? Isn't that cold? Do you want to pee on more people now?

Edit: what did you get (sexually) out of peeing on her? The domination aspect?
Sure it was cold but why ask why in a situation like that? It's what she wanted me to do and I was happy to oblige. Plus, after being dressed for winter and digging a pit with our hands, we were both sweating. To tell the truth, I haven't thought much about it since because it just happened. Trying to replicate the experience in some premeditated fashion with her or anyone else would have fallen flat on its face IMO.

Not domination at all. More like sharing a spontaneous moment that brought us much closer together.
That's very interesting. I can see what you mean about the spontaneity, although I don't know how I'd feel about that particular activity. Thank you for sharing!
Too much fun signing your name in the snow. I would rather she used me to sign hers than pee on her.
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