12-08-2015, 02:27 PM | #3587 | |
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Paskapää needs to be written together.
Tell your wife I have a German Shepard named Kissa. She'll appreciate me .
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12-08-2015, 02:33 PM | #3588 |
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Lups - You have a German Shepard named 'CAT'....??
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12-08-2015, 02:34 PM | #3589 | |
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Great name for the dog. Next doggie I own I am training in Finnish for all commands.
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Yes. And a Russell named Rabies Alfonso.
The kids wanted a cat, this was as close I could bend to owning one. Quote:
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can't you lengthen your tongue?
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i don't think so but i know people split their tongue. that might give new meaning to the shocka.
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I was on a ski vacation once when my friend asked me if I would pee on her if she dug herself into a snowbank, naked. I chugged a gallon of water and we snuck out after midnight and consummated the deed. My reaction was an instant "yes" and no, never for a second did I think it was in any way a deviant request. |
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Hell yeah. It was exciting for both of us because the thought came out of the blue on her part (we had never discussed it before) and we did it in the back of the resort parking lot, so there was some chance of discovery.
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12-08-2015, 10:46 PM | #3603 |
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Mmmm, back seat pee soaked sexy time. Best times! lol
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Edit: what did you get (sexually) out of peeing on her? The domination aspect? |
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Not domination at all. More like sharing a spontaneous moment that brought us much closer together. In retrospect I think the erotic zenith was when she opened her mouth slightly to capture a little pee and then immediately spit it out. |
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