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      12-27-2021, 03:17 PM   #36147
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I hope you are in the Eastern time zone. Here on the West Coast it's a wee bit early for being on the third rum.
It's never too early....
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      12-27-2021, 03:17 PM   #36148
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I know, right? The pyrotechnic shit I pulled as a kid in the 80s would have me labeled a domestic terrorist these days:

- Filling trash bags with propane and shooting them with roman candles.
- Taking the biggest 3-stage model rocket engine I could buy, taping it to a wood dowel, and making the world's largest bottle rocket.
- Making "Napalm" by dissolving styrofoam in gasoline, lighting it, and throwing it with a shovel.
- Areosol can flame throwers

How am I still alive?
I'm disappointed that you didn't put firecrackers in dog crap.
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      12-27-2021, 03:21 PM   #36149
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      12-27-2021, 03:22 PM   #36150
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I'm disappointed that you didn't put firecrackers in dog crap.
How do you know he didn't.....shit, everybody put firecrackers in dog crap.
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How do you know he didn't.....shit, everybody put firecrackers in dog crap.
That could be.

I'll one up with this question: How many of you ever messed around with Railroad Torpedo?
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I'm disappointed that you didn't put firecrackers in dog crap.
Good grief, how did I leave my crowning achievement as as mischievous boy out? I threw an M80 down into a porta potty once. OMG, the mess was like nothing you could begin to imagine. I actually felt bad after that one, knowing someone likely had to clean it up.
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      12-27-2021, 07:54 PM   #36153
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Me: Oooh… pretty sunset. I'm going to take a pic.

Mrs Hubba: Shut up and unlock the car. I'm cold.

It's 59 degrees….
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I know, right? The pyrotechnic shit I pulled as a kid in the 80s would have me labeled a domestic terrorist these days:

- Filling trash bags with propane and shooting them with roman candles.
- Taking the biggest 3-stage model rocket engine I could buy, taping it to a wood dowel, and making the world's largest bottle rocket.
- Making "Napalm" by dissolving styrofoam in gasoline, lighting it, and throwing it with a shovel.
- Areosol can flame throwers

How am I still alive?
We used to strap those rocket engines to lawn darts (remember those killers?) and send them at... no, towards the target. Never came close but it was a lot of fun. I'm still here.
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Outstanding.
Damn you Murf993 I've got too much rum in me to be laughing that hard.
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Early 90's mortal kombat created video game rating for uptight parents, did mom's really think we could be tempted to rip out spines?!?

Nintendo's strict censorship policy, Mortal Kombat on the SNES did not feature blood or as much violence as the SEGA Genesis version. As a result, the SEGA version outsold the SNES version 4-to-1. Nintendo changed their policy for MKII after realizing their isn't enough Rod and Todd Flanders households…
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Early 90's mortal kombat created video game rating for uptight parents, did mom's really think we could be tempted to rip out spines?!?

Nintendo's strict censorship policy, Mortal Kombat on the SNES did not feature blood or as much violence as the SEGA Genesis version. As a result, the SEGA version outsold the SNES version 4-to-1. Nintendo changed their policy for MKII after realizing their isn't enough Rod and Todd Flanders households…
I was playing 10 and 11 with my nephew on Christmas. Jason Vorhees or Kung Lao are my go to. One of the best games ever!!! Fatality 😳
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      12-29-2021, 09:31 AM   #36159
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65% it works EVERY time with nurses
Maybe with a male nurse.
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