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      01-01-2022, 04:31 PM   #36191
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Yes, but not on the lips.
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Okay, I got off on the wrong foot with my first response. I'm not picky about my ketchup it's a yes for me as long as my wife approves.


Just to let you know how weird my mind operates, when you said ketchup, I thought catch up. I've always been told by coaches that if you are catching up you are behind. So, then I thought, is Lady Jane asking us if we would kiss her behind? I quickly disregarded that possibility because a lady wouldn't do that!
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Okay, I got off on the wrong foot with my first response. I'm not picky about my ketchup it's a yes for me as long as my wife approves. ...
This talk about ketchup makes me think of the ketchup joke in Pulp Fiction:

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup." Ketchup.

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And for those of us in Colorado, it is further compounded by those that don't feel they need snow tires until after they have slid off the road or caused an accident!
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And for those of us in Colorado, it is further compounded by those that don't feel they need snow tires until after they have slid off the road or caused an accident!
You guys in Colorado are having a hard time, with the fires and the wind. Feeling for you and hoping for rain.
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And for those of us in Colorado, it is further compounded by those that don't feel they need snow tires until after they have slid off the road or caused an accident!
Seriously. I drove back from Denver to COS yesterday, and the number of people just sitting in cars, blocking traffic, both on surface streets and on I-25, because they couldn't get any traction was ridiculous. It was obvious they have summer tires on.

Meanwhile, me, in my high HP RWD BMW had no issues at. Because I had mf'ing snow tires on.
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