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01-30-2022, 09:42 AM | #36721 |
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I love Kubrick!
On a related note… MATTHEW MODINE (actor; lead role in "Full Metal Jacket"): One day I said: "I got a joke for you. ... You're dead." He said, "It's not funny." I said: "Let me tell the joke. Steven Spielberg's dead, too." He said, "Steven's dead, oh, that's funny." And I said: "You're dead and you're up in heaven and Steven Spielberg has just died and he's being greeted at the gate by Gabriel and Gabriel says: 'God's really dug a lot of your movies and he wants to make sure that you're comfortable. If there's anything you need, you come to me, I'm your man.' And Steven says, 'Well, you know, I always wanted to meet Stanley Kubrick, do you think you could arrange that?' And Gabriel looks at him and says: 'You know, Steven, of all the things that you could ask for, why would you ask for that? You know that Stanley doesn't take meetings.' He says, 'Well, you said that if there was anything I wanted.' Gabriel says: 'I'm really sorry. I can't do that.' So now he's showing him around heaven and Steven sees this guy wearing an army jacket with a beard riding a bicycle. And Steven says to Gabriel: 'Oh, my God, look, over there, that's Stanley Kubrick. Couldn't we just stop him and say hello?' And Gabriel pulls Steven to the side and says, 'That's not Stanley Kubrick; that's God -- he just thinks he's Stanley Kubrick.' "Stanley liked that joke.
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01-31-2022, 01:43 PM | #36735 |
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A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini By Amir Vera, CNN https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/05/us/5-...ver-utah-trnd/ Updated 9:58 AM ET, Tue May 5, 2020 5-year-old boy driving on highway pulled over by police (CNN)A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini. The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter. A trooper spotted the vehicle weaving on Interstate 15 at 30 mph, the Utah Highway Patrol said. Troopers told CNN affiliate KSL-TV they initially thought the boy was an impaired driver. "How old are you? You're 5 years old?" Trooper Rick Morgan says in dash camera footage of the traffic stop. "Wow ... Where did you learn to drive a car?" Morgan told KSL-TV he had to help the child get the SUV into park. "He was sitting on the front edge of the seat so that he could reach the brake pedal to keep the car stopped while I was standing there," he said. Once he was pulled over, the child told the trooper he had intended to drive to California to purchase a Lamborghini for himself. He had $3. The starting price for a new Lamborghini is around $200,000. Morgan says no one was hurt, and it will be up to the local prosecutor to decide whether to file charges against the parents, who had left the boy in his sibling's care while they were away from home. CNN's Andy Rose contributed to this report. |
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Apparently these parents have never heard of white lies
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Question: How many times is this meme going to be reposted?
Answer: one more time. Always one more time.
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Oh I read it. My 4 year old asks me to buy her ridiculous things all the time... I just tell her of course and then she eventually forgets.
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