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      02-05-2022, 01:52 PM   #36807
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That's hilarious. I want one. My next door neighbor has 4 kids, 3 are girls, and I'm sure they'd love to watch me 'do' my car.
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      02-05-2022, 05:04 PM   #36808
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      02-05-2022, 05:37 PM   #36809
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This would be amazing if they secured the door with a 10mm nut/bolt so you needed a socket in the first place to open. That, and a plexiglass window that you couldn't break out of frustration.

Just watch dudes idle up to the box, realize what's going on, stare dejectedly at the treasure inside and then drive off.
That's just mean.....I like the way you roll.
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      02-05-2022, 08:20 PM   #36810
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      02-05-2022, 09:15 PM   #36811
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Can you imagine trying to use one of these in-flight urinals in turbulent weather, while someone is sitting next to you in a very small airplane?
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      02-05-2022, 11:58 PM   #36812
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Can you imagine trying to use one of these in-flight urinals in turbulent weather, while someone is sitting next to you in a very small airplane?
We clearly need to limit your internet access!
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      02-06-2022, 12:09 AM   #36813
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      02-06-2022, 06:53 AM   #36814
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      02-06-2022, 09:04 AM   #36816
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      02-06-2022, 10:46 AM   #36817
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We clearly need to limit your internet access!
I've kept one of those gizmos under the back seat of my airplane since 1976. That pre-dates the internet by a few years.
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      02-06-2022, 11:49 AM   #36818
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Can you imagine trying to use one of these in-flight urinals in turbulent weather, while someone is sitting next to you in a very small airplane?
Love the title of your post.

This thread has been a bit boring without her contribution.
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Love the title of your post.

This thread has been a bit boring without her contribution.
The title is real:

https://www.sportys.com/lady-j-adapt...ot-urinal.html
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      02-06-2022, 12:26 PM   #36821
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That's too funny given the history of this thread. I wonder if this product is nurse-approved!


My wife's name starts with a J. I'm buying one of these for her right now for our next road trip. I'll tell her it's named after her. I'm sure she will appreciate not having to stop!
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      02-06-2022, 01:04 PM   #36822
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Love the title of your post.
This thread has been a bit boring without her contribution.
The title is real:
https://www.sportys.com/lady-j-adapt...ot-urinal.html
Please quit the ad hominem.
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      02-06-2022, 02:00 PM   #36823
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Please quit the ad hominem.
Artemis, I'm not sure if you are directing this comment at me or 3.0L, but in either case, there is no argument going on here. This it totally tongue in cheek humor as far as I know.
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Thinking out loud, my brother a couple years ago told me he is buying his neighbors 2000 Jeep Cherokee 4x4 as a winter beater for cheap

160k miles, clean cream puff

We both thought, ya, a 2000 jeep for $2500 that's a steal, the kids could learn on it and no worries driving through bad weather

It's 20 YEARS old, but in our heads any vehicle y2k felt recent almost modern, no we're just old now

Edit: now I know what my uncle's were talking about back in the 90's, cars 20-30 years ago then sounded like ancient history to me but to them it wasn't

Son: what did you want when you was my age?!? 1997 Nissan Max SE 5sp with all it's 190hp… dad got me a 92 Camry SE stick instead, I was still beyond happy, one of the last camrys made in JAP
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I've kept one of those gizmos under the back seat of my airplane since 1976. That pre-dates the internet by a few years.
So you use it and toss it out the plane... kind of like Amazon drivers do with their bottles?














And yes, it's a joke!
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I've kept one of those gizmos under the back seat of my airplane since 1976. That pre-dates the internet by a few years.
So you use it and toss it out the plane... kind of like Amazon drivers do with their bottles?














And yes, it's a joke!
I was gonna say, so that's why they park half-way up my lawn when they deliver to me.
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Yes 😀.... now post many lol pics so me and my fellow posters can piss ourselves laughing.
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