[Bavarian Beast]

Not ready for the Super Bowl. It starts here at midnight!

Why are banana peels slippery but you never see monkeys slip on them?

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Bavarian Beast

Not ready for the Super Bowl. It starts here at midnight!

Why are banana peels slippery but you never see monkeys slip on them?

A: My guess. Monkeys do not multitask. People are concentrating on smart phones, dodging people who are walking opposite way, and stop on the cross walk.

Q: Hypothetically, you are on a date with a hottie+smart+educated+etc.
Date was going well. Suddenly, she is talking about her EXBF that he is successful, has 3 Ferrari's, rich, handsome, and even have 2PhD's, etc.
You had it, and you wanna get the hell out of there. How would you do it?

A. Go to restroom, and sneak out of there.
B. Go to restroom, and set up a fake phone call to crate a fake emergency in front of her.
C. Finish the date, and never look back.
D. Roll the dice, and pray that you get laid that night.
E. Other (please explain)

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

A: My guess. Monkeys do not multitask. People are concentrating on smart phones, dodging people who are walking opposite way, and stop on the cross walk.

Q: Hypothetically, you are on a date with a hottie+smart+educated+etc.
Date was going well. Suddenly, she is talking about her EXBF that he is successful, has 3 Ferrari's, rich, handsome, and even have 2PhD's, etc.
You had it, and you wanna get the hell out of there. How would you do it?

A. Go to restroom, and sneak out of there.
B. Go to restroom, and set up a fake phone call to crate a fake emergency in front of her.
C. Finish the date, and never look back.
D. Roll the dice, and pray that you get laid that night.
E. Other (please explain)

F. say "That's great" and grab her ass. Two birds, one stone. Be prepared to catch her hand if she is the slappy type.


Do you think you'll be able to keep an erection if this works?

[kevinbahnz]

D. You've already paid for dinner. You have nothing else to lose.

Why is it that my wife and I are never on the same schedule(for sex). It's either I want it and she doesn't or she wants it and I don't.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

D. You've already paid for dinner. You have nothing else to lose.

Why is it that my wife and I are never on the same schedule(for sex). It's either I want it and she doesn't or she wants it and I don't.

She is playing hard to get. Apply reverse pyschology - let me know results


Does your SO want it more or do you?

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by grimlock

She is playing hard to get. Apply reverse pyschology - let me know results


Does your SO want it more or do you?

A: Both Less and More. I am on a similar boat as kevinbahnz. We have totally difference schedule since we had a kid.

Q: BMW M3/4uses F1 or other circuit names such as Jerez, Melbourne, Sakhir, Yas Marina, Austin, Silverston.
Why don't they have colors such as Adelaide-blue, Spa-Red, Magny Cours Purple, Zolder-Black, Fuji-silver, Monza-Green, Sepang-yellow, Suzuka-white, Österreich-brown?

[NEFARIOUS]

I know the feeling... It's almost the worst feeling, which is only second to her crimson tide coming and she doesn't want to soil anything, when I told her I have an old towel IDGAF about and don't mind ketchup on my fry .

As far as paint names, it's still there to not piss the overly-liberal hippies and naming it "It's Just Fucking Red", "Strangled Face Blue" or "Food Coloring+Piss Yellow"

Would you rather eat lima beans at any time, in any amount for the rest of your life, or be allowed your favorite meal, but only enough to fill you up for that meal 3 times a week and fasting at all other times?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

I know the feeling... It's almost the worst feeling, which is only second to her crimson tide coming and she doesn't want to soil anything, when I told her I have an old towel IDGAF about and don't mind ketchup on my fry .

As far as paint names, it's still there to not piss the overly-liberal hippies and naming it "It's Just Fucking Red", "Strangled Face Blue" or "Food Coloring+Piss Yellow"

Would you rather eat lima beans at any time, in any amount for the rest of your life, or be allowed your favorite meal, but only enough to fill you up for that meal 3 times a week and fasting at all other times?

First and foremost, I have no fucking idea what the hell you just wrote above. I'm not sure if I should applaud you, or shame you. So that's on hold for right now.

Lima beans, because you didn't specify that I couldn't eat everything else in the world as well, so I win.



Which would you rather, professional rally race or formula un?

[NEFARIOUS]

Sorry, I was exhausted last night, but couldn't sleep right away. Plus I used a bunch of obscure slang. I said... The only thing worse than having different sex schedules is having her be self-conscious about her period and refuse sex for the entire week, even when she's dying for some cock, I'm hornier than ever, and actually don't mind period sex, which I have a raggedy old towel just for these occasions.

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by Billup

First and foremost, I have no fucking idea what the hell you just wrote above. I'm not sure if I should applaud you, or shame you. So that's on hold for right now.

Lima beans, because you didn't specify that I couldn't eat everything else in the world as well, so I win.



Which would you rather, professional rally race or formula un?

Would I rather what? Drive, Spectate, Team Principal, Mechanic, cover as media? Also which rally series? By the F1 comparison I assume WRC.

All of those would be Rally. Rally is so damned cool.

Which cars are better, LMP1 or F1? Give a proper reason for your answer please.

[kevinbahnz]

:

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Would I rather what? Drive, Spectate, Team Principal, Mechanic, cover as media? Also which rally series? By the F1 comparison I assume WRC.

All of those would be Rally. Rally is so damned cool.

Which cars are better, LMP1 or F1? Give a proper reason for your answer please.

Hard choice. LMP1's look very boxy but they have that Bat-mobile look that makes them look scary and God-like.
F1's look very slick and nimble but they have a weak'ish appearance.

But for the sake of aesthetics and my desire for go karts, i'll go with F1.

(A) Own an Ugly car but it was a pussy magnet
(B) Own a sexy/fast car but you have a difficult time pulling bitchez?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Would I rather what? Drive, Spectate, Team Principal, Mechanic, cover as media? Also which rally series? By the F1 comparison I assume WRC.

All of those would be Rally. Rally is so damned cool.

Which cars are better, LMP1 or F1? Give a proper reason for your answer please.

Drive and WRC. Didn't think I'd need to get too specific.

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Hard choice. LMP1's look very boxy but they have that Bat-mobile look that makes them look scary and God-like.
F1's look very slick and nimble but they have a weak'ish appearance.

But for the sake of aesthetics and my desire for go karts, i'll go with F1.

(A) Own an Ugly car but it was a pussy magnet
(B) Own a sexy/fast car but you have a difficult time pulling bitchez?

Own an ugly car, because quality pussy is worth more than driving a sexy car. It's more gratifying at the end of the day, but that's personal opinion.


You have missing teeth that you need replaced. The only available options are in colors and you need your whole mouth done. What color do you choose?

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by Billup

You have missing teeth that you need replaced. The only available options are in colors and you need your whole mouth done. What color do you choose?

I would want all of the colors, mixed together. Because that makes white! Loophole!




Big loft in the city or huge track of land in the country?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I would want all of the colors, mixed together. Because that makes white! Loophole!




Big loft in the city or huge track of land in the country?

land in countryside (On a state that has a very low property tax)

Which pair organs would you pick if one was to be removed.
1 eye
1 ear
1 nipple
1 lung
1 ball?

[MMMCOOKIES55]

1 Ball, Already have one child and married, I'm good

Purple elephants running rampid amid terrorist attacks in Ft. Lauderdale, or only being able to see The Hoff everytime you fuck your significant other?

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by MMMCOOKIES335...

1 Ball, Already have one child and married, I'm good

Purple elephants running rampid amid terrorist attacks in Ft. Lauderdale, or only being able to see The Hoff everytime you fuck your significant other?

Its Ft. Lauderdale, who cares?

Favorite way to cook chili? Im about to put some up for dinner. Ive got the basics, beef, onions, peppers, hablanos, black and red kidney beans.

Is there something im missing?

[deadmn1337]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Its Ft. Lauderdale, who cares?

Favorite way to cook chili? Im about to put some up for dinner. Ive got the basics, beef, onions, peppers, hablanos, black and red kidney beans.

Is there something im missing?

I normally put in a tomato soup as well.

I have some ahi tuna steaks for dinner, what is your favorite way to cook them?

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by deadmn1337

I normally put in a tomato soup as well.

I have some ahi tuna steaks for dinner, what is your favorite way to cook them?

I like to grill tuna or salmon steaks... add your favorite pasta with a few steamed veggies and serve then enjoy.

Serious question: In the 5 boroughs, I notice many cars driving around with high beams on full time. Is this a common trend and I'm getting older so am I not cool enough to blind oncoming cars? What am I missing here!?!?

[NEFARIOUS]

It's the same shit in Monterey Park, CA... Lots of dumbasses think it's for better visibility, but completely ignoring the fact that it's blinding other people... Or on the other hand, I heard if you hotwire a car the wrong way it's a telltale sign that the car is stolen. Unless it's truly stolen, it's annoying AF since the auto-dimming mirror doesn't get dim enough and I don't have the sunshade option.

Work minimum wage for the rest of your life, or live in the wilderness for the rest of your life?

Since I forgot to put "eat ONLY lima beans", thus exploiting a loophole with my last question, here's the terms:

If you choose the job, you cannot quit and find a better one, and must work solely (no side gigs) at the same place forever, or at the very least hop to another minimum wage job, or find something you usually do that is more pleasant with a higher salary, but take minimum wage. You will never receive a raise unless the minimum wage laws are changed, and promotion is out of the question (there, now I thought of just about everything).

If you choose to live in the woods, you can bring someone with you, but you can't ever return to society, and must forage or hunt for survival, with no electricity or running water.

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

It's the same shit in Monterey Park, CA... Lots of dumbasses think it's for better visibility, but completely ignoring the fact that it's blinding other people... Or on the other hand, I heard if you hotwire a car the wrong way it's a telltale sign that the car is stolen. Unless it's truly stolen, it's annoying AF since the auto-dimming mirror doesn't get dim enough and I don't have the sunshade option.

Work minimum wage for the rest of your life, or live in the wilderness for the rest of your life?

Since I forgot to put "eat ONLY lima beans", thus exploiting a loophole with my last question, here's the terms:

If you choose the job, you cannot quit and find a better one, and must work solely (no side gigs) at the same place forever, or at the very least hop to another minimum wage job, or find something you usually do that is more pleasant with a higher salary, but take minimum wage. You will never receive a raise unless the minimum wage laws are changed, and promotion is out of the question (there, now I thought of just about everything).

If you choose to live in the woods, you can bring someone with you, but you can't ever return to society, and must forage or hunt for survival, with no electricity or running water.

Well being as you cant live solely off of one minimum wage job, then id say live in the woods, Dexter style. Because in the woods I can actually survive. Though my one request would be nowhere in the north, because who wants to deal with winter?

If im being cheeky id say minimum wage job, but do my damnedest to find a successful person to be my SO. You said nothing about sugar mamas!




Warp Drive, Slipspace, Hyperspace, Wormhole, Jump Drive, etc. Whats your favorite fictional FTL tech?

[UncleWede]

"Make it so"

So, I sprayed malathion on the mealy bugs on the cactus, then decided to extended that planter to include some more cactus and some blackberries. When the wind moved, I could smell the malathion. The wife came out to see what I was doing, smelled the malathion, and wouldn't hang around, wouldn't even flash me before she left.
The white dog hung around the whole time, wasn't bothered in the least by the smell, even helped dig a few times. IF I snapped my fingers twice she not only ran over and laid down for me to rub her chest, she also spread her legs.

That night, after a shower, which should I let snuggle next to me on the bed?