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      12-13-2015, 11:22 PM   #3719
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A sauna, lake, a roof, an elevator, train, boat, hell, I've even done it in a bed but no vans here.



I don't know why, but women truly enjoy thriving the wedge between people. The worst thing you can do to your relationship is to end up on the best friends shit list. The best advice ever is to stay the fuck away from her way and never even once flirt with her and even avoid any alone time with her.

If you are making the wife deliriously happy, this is even more important. Envy is a bitch.
Nothing makes the wife's unhappy best friend more pissed than hearing stories of amazing sex
I bet the Wife would be more pissed if you are one giving her best friend that great sex.
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I bet the Wife would be more pissed if you are one giving her best friend that great sex.
Fortunately - I have more than I can handle at home....

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Nothing makes the wife's unhappy best friend more pissed than hearing stories of amazing sex
Yes.

I've had many great female friends in my life, but the aftermath is always a tough one.

My former best friend and I had a single period together, and honestly the words spoken by her then still hurt. I was completely done with men where as she needed a new one quickly to boost herself out from the failure of her really long relationship. We went through the nightlife and then one day she ripped me a new one for stealing all the guys. Talk about a wtf moment in my life since I was celibate.

After that, I've just cut my losses fast. I don't need the negativity I find us women soaking in at times and I don't need the comments. The worst phase is now when my old friends and team mates are divorcing and I get the endless "well of course you're happy, you're soooooooo fucking perfect with your outgoing ways and no fear and you do what you want and nobody sees you failing at shit and I can't believe you're still with him when you could do sooo much better."

Nice. Real nice.
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      12-13-2015, 11:28 PM   #3722
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A sauna, lake, a roof, an elevator, train, boat, hell, I've even done it in a bed but no vans here.



I don't know why, but women truly enjoy thriving the wedge between people. The worst thing you can do to your relationship is to end up on the best friends shit list. The best advice ever is to stay the fuck away from her way and never even once flirt with her and even avoid any alone time with her.

If you are making the wife deliriously happy, this is even more important. Envy is a bitch.
Nothing makes the wife's unhappy best friend more pissed than hearing stories of amazing sex
I bet the Wife would be more pissed if you are one giving her best friend that great sex.
Oops.

This is why I will never get married.

So many beautiful women out in the world, to just call it a day with one. No thanks!

As they say- sure, you have Mastros at home, but sometimes you just want some Taco Bell
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Ok, so has anyone used Yik Yak app? I was introduced to the app by a person in the office and that it was comical around the university...needless to say...

This brought up a conversation and am "Asking a girl anything"...is it easier for 1 girl and 2 guys? Or 2 girls and 1 guy?
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Ok, so has anyone used Yik Yak app? I was introduced to the app by a person in the office and that it was comical around the university...needless to say...

This brought up a conversation and am "Asking a girl anything"...is it easier for 1 girl and 2 guys? Or 2 girls and 1 guy?
Two girls is for the guy, two guys is for the girl. I know what would be my pick.
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Ok, so has anyone used Yik Yak app? I was introduced to the app by a person in the office and that it was comical around the university...needless to say...

This brought up a conversation and am "Asking a girl anything"...is it easier for 1 girl and 2 guys? Or 2 girls and 1 guy?
Two girls is for the guy, two guys is for the girl. I know what would be my pick.
I understand the "wish"...but what is the easier "situation" to get into"
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Two girls is for the guy, two guys is for the girl. I know what would be my pick.
So 2 Secret Santa hood ornaments?
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      12-13-2015, 11:38 PM   #3728
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I understand the "wish"...but what is the easier "situation" to get into"
I'm pretty sure that for me two guys.

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So 2 SS hood ornaments?
Parking sensors? I don't double park but I would actually approve this bad practice for science.
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I'm pretty sure that for me two guys.
I'm pretty sure it is 'easier" for any girl to have a threesome than 1 guy and 2 girls...

Except for Suga of course....
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Double stuffed?
Lets play it by the ear.

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"Hog on to rotisserie" or "high five-doggy-BJ"
Lol, I don't let people near me so this is quite theoretical. I'll get back to this.
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I'm pretty sure that for me two guys.
I'm pretty sure it is 'easier" for any girl to have a threesome than 1 guy and 2 girls...

Except for Suga of course....
It was actually their idea, who am I to say no? :
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It was actually their idea, who am I to say no? :
Supply and demand brah....supply and demand.
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Supply and demand brah....supply and demand.
Indeed, indeed.
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Indeed, indeed.
Like, i demand it, they supply it?
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Like, i demand it, they supply it?
Yes, just like that!

Well, for me at least it would go so.
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Yes, just like that!

Well, for me at least it would go so.
I must try this at some point.
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I must try this at some point.
It might need some adjustments in your case.
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