LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

TiMSport · 03-25-2022, 01:14 AM

leopard = spotted

shoei · 03-25-2022, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

leopard = spotted

Sshhhh. It was that terrible of a joke I needed him to acknowledge this. Why you gotta ruin errythang?!

wtwo3 · 03-25-2022, 07:44 AM

Dad joke alert

Bezerk · 03-25-2022, 07:54 AM

New shoes anyone?

kscarrol · 03-25-2022, 07:59 AM

They need a good cleaning!

RigaTony1982 · 03-25-2022, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

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My first job out of college, I worked for Pepsi. There was a McDonald's across the street and I stopped in and grabbed breakfast one morning and proceeded to bring it up to my desk. McDonald's partners with Coke and as a result there was a Coke logo on the cup of orange juice I had.

I obviously didn't think anything of it at the time, but this guy who had been at the company for like 30 years saw it and FLIPPED OUT at me for bringing it in. Like went ballistic. I was like a month into the job and remember being terrified I would get fired for it. I didn't, but I also never got orange juice from McDonald's again.

Dino GT · 03-25-2022, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RigaTony1982

My first job out of college, I worked for Pepsi. There was a McDonald's across the street and I stopped in and grabbed breakfast one morning and proceeded to bring it up to my desk. McDonald's partners with Coke and as a result there was a Coke logo on the cup of orange juice I had.

I obviously didn't think anything of it at the time, but this guy who had been at the company for like 30 years saw it and FLIPPED OUT at me for bringing it in. Like went ballistic. I was like a month into the job and remember being terrified I would get fired for it. I didn't, but I also never got orange juice from McDonald's again.

Lol, that`s funny.

RigaTony1982 · 03-25-2022, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

Lol, that`s funny.

Funny now. Not at the time as a young 20 something. I was literally almost in tears.

vreihen16 · 03-25-2022, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RigaTony1982

I obviously didn't think anything of it at the time, but this guy who had been at the company for like 30 years saw it and FLIPPED OUT at me for bringing it in. Like went ballistic. I was like a month into the job and remember being terrified I would get fired for it. I didn't, but I also never got orange juice from McDonald's again.

My job when I was in college had a promotion where we sold Coca Cola plastic travel mugs with stick-on mounting bases. The Pepsi delivery truck driver saw them, and asked how much they cost. We gave him one for free, if he promised to stick the mounting base to the dashboard of the Pepsi truck. That mug stood out like a sore thumb through the windshield, with the Coke logo around all of the Pepsi branding!!!!!

cmyx6go · 03-25-2022, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RigaTony1982

My first job out of college, I worked for Pepsi. There was a McDonald's across the street and I stopped in and grabbed breakfast one morning and proceeded to bring it up to my desk. McDonald's partners with Coke and as a result there was a Coke logo on the cup of orange juice I had.

I obviously didn't think anything of it at the time, but this guy who had been at the company for like 30 years saw it and FLIPPED OUT at me for bringing it in. Like went ballistic. I was like a month into the job and remember being terrified I would get fired for it. I didn't, but I also never got orange juice from McDonald's again.

I did business with Quaker Oats and would travel to the Tower in Chicago. Once Pepsi bought them, all the Coke machines were removed from the building. The Blue vs Red, and I don't mean politics, is real.

I did one worse. I was having lunch with executives from a bottling company years ago. Although they were owned by an independent Pepsi bottler, their company name was something completely different. Anyway, what do I do when the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink? I ordered a freakin Coke. Yes I did. OMG! They were cool though and laughed it off.

Lady Jane · 03-25-2022, 09:12 AM

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RigaTony1982 · 03-25-2022, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I did business with Quaker Oats and would travel to the Tower in Chicago. Once Pepsi bought them, all the Coke machines were removed from the building. The Blue vs Red, and I don't mean politics, is real.

I did one worse. I was having lunch with executives from a bottling company years ago. Although they were owned by an independent Pepsi bottler, their company name was something completely different. Anyway, what do I do when the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink? I ordered a freakin Coke. Yes I did. OMG! They were cool though and laughed it off.

I worked there after they already owned Quaker. The thing people don't realize is how many brands are truly owned by Pepsi. If you packed a lunch it was a nightmare to try and not bring in something that was not a competitor product, because we literally had a product in every type of food market.

Dino GT · 03-25-2022, 09:52 AM

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Dino GT · 03-25-2022, 09:53 AM

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Dino GT · 03-25-2022, 09:55 AM

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TiMSport · 03-25-2022, 10:39 AM

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Ahh, the "never loses suction" slogan must be appealing.

sygazelle · 03-25-2022, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bas_Met_Wielen

New shoes anyone?

....to complete the look...

Bezerk · 03-25-2022, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bas_Met_Wielen

New shoes anyone?

....to complete the look...

👍 but only if it's a real M…

TiMSport · 03-25-2022, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

....to complete the look...

Must be a G80, complete with shit on the front.

TheWatchGuy · 03-25-2022, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RigaTony1982

My first job out of college, I worked for Pepsi. There was a McDonald's across the street and I stopped in and grabbed breakfast one morning and proceeded to bring it up to my desk. McDonald's partners with Coke and as a result there was a Coke logo on the cup of orange juice I had.

I obviously didn't think anything of it at the time, but this guy who had been at the company for like 30 years saw it and FLIPPED OUT at me for bringing it in. Like went ballistic. I was like a month into the job and remember being terrified I would get fired for it. I didn't, but I also never got orange juice from McDonald's again.

i do this all the time. wear competitor shirts and hats so they give me free shirts and hats with our logo

Dino GT · 03-25-2022, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Ahh, the "never loses suction" slogan must be appealing.

I don't know about that.
Mine burned last year vacuuming a car

. There was no way I was going to buy another one for $500.00+ just to vacuum cars.

JJ 911SC · 03-25-2022, 11:25 AM

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