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      12-17-2015, 12:00 PM   #3807
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With guys its more of a physical attraction. I remember in HS this girl liked me, slammin' body, tits to beg for, ass for days but her face was -_- so I didn't do anything with it. Could I have had fun? Yes and I should have but she was talking about being bf/gf IF I would call her (11th grade) and I felt she would be too needy/psycho. However, I made the mistake with sleeping with a fugly 12 years ago and she wouldn't leave me alone for weeks
Aaaah yes, the butterface. Hahaha best term ever.
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      12-17-2015, 12:08 PM   #3808
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Hey, what are guys with ugly faces and hot bodies called? We need a term like butterface. I demand equality!
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      12-17-2015, 12:09 PM   #3809
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Hey, what are guys with ugly faces and hot bodies called? We need a term like butterface. I demand equality!
Uh... guys. ?

Guys with pretty faces and hot bodies are pretty boys, or they are gay.
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      12-17-2015, 12:14 PM   #3810
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Hey, what are guys with ugly faces and hot bodies called? We need a term like butterface. I demand equality!
Car guys.
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      12-17-2015, 12:15 PM   #3811
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Hey, I'm a car guy, but not THAT kind of car guy.


What gives?
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      12-17-2015, 12:18 PM   #3812
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Hey, I'm a car guy, but not THAT kind of car guy.


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Sorry ax. I'm on a foul mood. I was on the phone most of the night trying to sort out Peter and I have to apparently get everything moving a lot faster than I thought.

Car guys are pretty, bimmette it's the bikers that aren't. That's why god gave us helmets.
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      12-17-2015, 12:22 PM   #3813
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Sorry ax. I'm on a foul mood. I was on the phone most of the night trying to sort out Peter and I have to apparently get everything moving a lot faster than I thought.

Car guys are pretty, bimmette it's the bikers that aren't. That's why god gave us helmets.
I'm a biker too, I'm essentially a monster per your qualifications to be such.
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      12-17-2015, 12:38 PM   #3814
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My friend calls them "ugos"
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I'm a biker too, I'm essentially a monster per your qualifications to be such.
I'm really not in flames today huh?
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      12-17-2015, 12:45 PM   #3816
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I'm really not in flames today huh?
Don't worry, we're going to have a long drawn out discussion about this later tonight.
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Don't worry, we're going to have a long drawn out discussion about this later tonight.
Great...

I tried to take a picture of my dog with a shoe in his mouth to make you to forgive me, but I failed.
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      12-17-2015, 01:10 PM   #3818
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Great...

I tried to take a picture of my dog with a shoe in his mouth to make you to forgive me, but I failed.
Well that would have changed things drastically. Since I did not get the shot, the discussion is still on.
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      12-17-2015, 01:11 PM   #3819
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Great...

I tried to take a picture of my dog with a shoe in his mouth to make you to forgive me, but I failed.
MAybe the dog would have better luck snapping a pic of you with the shoe in your mouth
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Well that would have changed things drastically. Since I did not get the shot, the discussion is still on.
They doubt here of me being a man until they read this shit.
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MAybe the dog would have better luck snapping a pic of you with the shoe in your mouth
This is true.

Our dog's name is Kissa (cat in Finnish) and the only skill that stupid Gs has is greeting people with a shoe in her mouth. We called her shoeface until the rainy season started and kids dug up their boots. Now she is puss in boots!
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They doubt here of me being a man until they read this shit.
Why would they doubt you being a man? You're my favorite man in the whole world!
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      12-17-2015, 02:12 PM   #3823
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Mimbos.
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Mimbos.
No that's more like a good-looking dumb guy.
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bimmette - I'll call you later and whisper the answer...

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