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      05-09-2022, 10:51 AM   #38501
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I need to buy a few bottles of this stuff.
Looks like good stuff. Meh, may as well take some meslef and some for the nervous lady. That way we both enjoy the trip a bit more eh?
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All she needs to do now is take a selfie of that hot mess and call herself an influencer.
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      05-09-2022, 04:40 PM   #38508
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A riddle that can be solved by the lack of a question mark:


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That's not a riddle, it's a statement.
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That's not a riddle, it's a statement.
Very good.
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Wife: the twins 👯 are married (moved out) we just have our Josh, let's move to north shore "cape ann" Salem/Gloucester Massachusetts area, near the kids?!? Beautiful btw but… history rich areas have pros/cons in Massachusetts

Me: Theresa, we finally have peace and calm, I do not want to hover around them making sure all is ok forever, they're gonna be just fine

Last month Theresa looks at houses at you guessed it historical Salem Mass 🧙 🔮 the damn police cruisers have witch decals on them…

Same woman that didn't want to sleep in an old hotel/building in Rome Italy, holiday inn new construction only?!?

edit: photo is just clip photo but I'm sure I could find a real example NEXT Saturday house haunting I mean house hunting north shore Boston.
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That's not a riddle, it's a statement.
It's a riddle until the reader figures out it's a statement. For some, it's immediately a statement. For others, it remains a riddle forever.
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Wife: the twins 👯 are married (moved out) we just have our Josh, let's move to north shore "cape ann" Salem/Gloucester Massachusetts area, near the kids?!? Beautiful btw but… history rich areas have pros/cons in Massachusetts

Me: Theresa, we finally have peace and calm, I do not want to hover around them making sure all is ok forever, they're gonna be just fine

Last month Theresa looks at houses at you guessed it historical Salem Mass 🧙 🔮 the damn police cruisers have witch decals on them…

Same woman that didn't want to sleep in an old hotel/building in Rome Italy, holiday inn new construction only?!?

edit: photo is just clip photo but I'm sure I could find a real example NEXT Saturday house haunting I mean house hunting north shore Boston.
Just accept it. You're moving!
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Now, that's knotty!
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The King! I love all the references ... Mario, that's hilarious ...
What character is the king?
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