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      05-11-2022, 10:11 AM   #38523
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Or when male patients make the same old sexual jokes that you've heard a million times.


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      05-11-2022, 10:16 AM   #38524
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I'm ready for my warm water lavage.....

Not even into the rum yet.
In your case I'll need this.

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      05-11-2022, 12:08 PM   #38525
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what kind of music does this truck play?
Whatever kind I want


wait, whut???
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Because your call is important to us.


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      05-12-2022, 05:07 AM   #38528
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      05-12-2022, 05:39 AM   #38529
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The one who's making this photos, is recording a video at the same time for a Youtube channel with a tutorial guide on how to receive important calls
I dunno, kind of look like work from home call center employees to me.
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      05-12-2022, 10:41 AM   #38532
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Back to the future.


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      05-12-2022, 06:48 PM   #38534
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Back to the future.


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      05-12-2022, 10:50 PM   #38536
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My set didn't have that piece ...
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My set didn't have that piece ...
Cause you had Mrs Potato head.
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I spilled my coffee laughing at this post. I started singing happy birthday and used her name and laughed even harder.

Happy Birthday to Tu Youyou....
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