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      07-06-2016, 08:56 PM   #3851
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      07-06-2016, 08:56 PM   #3852
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      07-06-2016, 08:59 PM   #3853
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      07-06-2016, 09:04 PM   #3854
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      07-06-2016, 09:04 PM   #3855
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Ahh, playing hard to get, are we :::
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      07-06-2016, 09:05 PM   #3856
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      07-06-2016, 09:10 PM   #3857
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      07-06-2016, 09:16 PM   #3858
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Is it just me or do you guy hear "OH YEAH! that's Right!", coming from that 2nd pic.
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      07-06-2016, 09:20 PM   #3859
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What's wrong with this pic?
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      07-06-2016, 09:21 PM   #3860
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What's wrong with this pic?
Black person?
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      07-06-2016, 09:22 PM   #3861
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Is it just me or do you guy hear "OH YEAH! that's Right!", coming from that 2nd pic.
Dude you're on a fucking roll today I can't even breathe reading your posts ITT.
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      07-06-2016, 09:22 PM   #3862
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Sounds wayy to expensive dude. But maybe it's cheaper, maybe they don't prolong it and give it up quicker?

Ehhhh, nah - they usually will string you along and see how far you're willing go to bring her to pound town.
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      07-06-2016, 09:23 PM   #3863
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What's wrong with this pic?
Black person?
She's advertising the fact that she's unemployed

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      07-06-2016, 09:25 PM   #3864
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What's wrong with this pic?
Black person?
She's advertising the fact that she's unemployed

Nothing turning up top
Oh I thought you meant the literal PICTURE.




Actually, unemployment went with my observation.




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      07-06-2016, 10:08 PM   #3865
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HAHAH i thought you were referring to the double light switches 3 feet apart!!!
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jesus there is definitely something wrong with her
She's too cocky. Smh.
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      07-06-2016, 10:13 PM   #3868
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      07-06-2016, 10:31 PM   #3869
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She's too cocky. Smh.
I could go on a roast session but Im trying to be a better person


Well that's boring.
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      07-06-2016, 10:41 PM   #3870
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First date dinner. Flowers, dress nice, haircut, speak well. Draw her in. Second date smash. Drinks, my place, poundage, breakfast, out. Third date disappear. Block number, delete match.

Like clockwork.
Classy. You're proud of this?
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First date dinner. Flowers, dress nice, haircut, speak well. Draw her in. Second date smash. Drinks, my place, poundage, breakfast, out. Third date disappear. Block number, delete match.

Like clockwork.
Classy. You're proud of this?
Is it that fucked up?

I mean, not looking for a relationship
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Gotta bang her twice at least. 1st time all lovey dove. 2nd time the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
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