1MOREMOD - pro tips

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

nah... went for easy lulz

you should watch, damn good movie

your life will be altered

you'll want to slaughter hookers

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 01:52 PM

What do I do when the admin girl that works for me is a solid 9/10 and her hips/ass/legs combo is 11/10? She's engaged and the rock on her finger is the size of the tip of a ballpoint pen. Need pro tips.

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What do I do when the admin girl that works for me is a solid 9/10 and her hips/ass/legs combo is 11/10? She's engaged and the rock on her finger is the size of the tip of a ballpoint pen. Need pro tips.

mark your territory

piss on her

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 01:53 PM

I actually wanted a pristine business card after watching it.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What do I do when the admin girl that works for me is a solid 9/10 and her hips/ass/legs combo is 11/10? She's engaged and the rock on her finger is the size of the tip of a ballpoint pen. Need pro tips.

DUDE. THIS IS OBVIOUS.

Invite her to church and then fill her with the holy spirit.

Or grab some drinks with her and find out where her head is, she might secretly be unhappy and looking for an escape route.

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE. THIS IS OBVIOUS.

Invite her to church and then fill her with the holy spirit.

Or grab some drinks with her and find out where her head is, she might secretly be unhappy and looking for an escape route.

just invite her to the bathroom and creampie her instead

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

mark your territory

piss on her

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Originally Posted by smoosh

just invite her to the bathroom and creampie her instead

There are three things you need to do.

1. Start eating pussy.
2. Stop watching porn
3. Learn better pro tips.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

DUDE. THIS IS OBVIOUS.

Invite her to church and then fill her with the holy spirit.

Or grab some drinks with her and find out where her head is, she might secretly be unhappy and looking for an escape route.

But I'm really only interested in 11/10 hips/ass/legs. She's a little crazy to be relationship material.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

But I'm really only interested in 11/10 hips/ass/legs. She's a little crazy to be relationship material.

But the crazy is the best part.

If anyone can tame the crazy, it's people like you. You're like, a crazy specialist.

Plus, now that your tolerance level is nonexistent, she isn't gonna know how to react to you and throw herself at you.

This is a win. I expect to hear details of the intercourse at a later date.

EDIT: What nationality is she, since I assume there are no photos of her or I would have received them already. Hehehehe.

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

There are three things you need to do.

1. Start eating pussy.
2. Stop watching porn
3. Learn better pro tips.

last week, i creampied this chick in my closet

I also tried stuffing a tie up her ass while we were in the closet but I got yelled at

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

last week, i creampied this chick in my closet

I also tried stuffing a tie up her ass while we were in the closet but I got yelled at

Yelled at by the Hostage Rescue Team...

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yelled at by the Hostage Rescue Team...

they came quickly too, i was about to dump the body in the forest

though I prob would've gotten caught because I'd go back for another creampie

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

they came quickly too, i was about to dump the body in the forest

though I prob would've gotten caught because I'd go back for another creampie

#rigamortapie

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

But the crazy is the best part.

If anyone can tame the crazy, it's people like you. You're like, a crazy specialist.

Plus, now that your tolerance level is nonexistent, she isn't gonna know how to react to you and throw herself at you.

This is a win. I expect to hear details of the intercourse at a later date.

EDIT: What nationality is she, since I assume there are no photos of her or I would have received them already. Hehehehe.

SMH. I like how you know I've dealt with plenty of crazy! For years I've been saying some crazy is good. Now I'm trying to tone down the crazy and you hit me with this!

I was hoping the wonderful people of OT would talk me out of this.

Actually, I don't know what nationality she is. I think she's just a regular white girl. You know I'm serious when I rate a white girl that high. Normally, that's not my thing.

smoosh · 03-31-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

SMH. I like how you know I've dealt with plenty of crazy! For years I've been saying some crazy is good. Now I'm trying to tone down the crazy and you hit me with this!

I was hoping the wonderful people of OT would talk me out of this.

Actually, I don't know what nationality she is. I think she's just a regular white girl. You know I'm serious when I rate a white girl that high. Normally, that's not my thing.

pics or gtfo

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

SMH. I like how you know I've dealt with plenty of crazy! For years I've been saying some crazy is good. Now I'm trying to tone down the crazy and you hit me with this!

I was hoping the wonderful people would talk me out of this.

Actually, I don't know what nationality she is. I think she's just a regular white girl. You know I'm serious when I rate a white girl that high. Normally, that's not my thing.

Since you are actively seeking "voice of reason", let that be me this time. I will be the anti-1moremod pro tip here. Dude, she is with someone.... you may want to just leave it alone. She is a person, not property, but clearly her heart is with someone else. If she is "looking for an escape route", wait till she jumps and catch her - don't nudge her off the ledge. (Moddie, sorry to be so srs in your thread. set caveman mode back to on.)

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

SMH. I like how you know I've dealt with plenty of crazy! For years I've been saying some crazy is good. Now I'm trying to tone down the crazy and you hit me with this!

I was hoping the wonderful people of OT would talk me out of this.

Actually, I don't know what nationality she is. I think she's just a regular white girl. You know I'm serious when I rate a white girl that high. Normally, that's not my thing.

Oh shit. Welp, you have known me for a long time now, so I missed that memo.

In all seriousness, with our Tinder talks and aims for more substantial female company and longevity, I can safely say that you should follow the heart located in your penis and tread cautiously.

You are witty enough. How is your workplace relationship with her?

Sorry 1MOREMOD for answering these questions pls don't kill meh.

EDIT: Damn dad stealing my thunder! That's why I told him to gauge where her heart is.

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Since you are actively seeking "voice of reason", let that be me this time. I will be the anti-1moremod pro tip here. Dude, she is with someone.... you may want to just leave it alone. She is a person, not property, but clearly her heart is with someone else. If she is "looking for an escape route", wait till she jumps and catch her - don't nudge her off the ledge. (Moddie, sorry to be so srs in your thread. set caveman mode back to on.)

Yeah, I'm afraid you're right. Plus, it would be weird if shit goes down. You're a good man. I want to be like you when I grow up, one day.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh shit. Welp, you have known me for a long time now, so I missed that memo.

In all seriousness, with our Tinder talks and aims for more substantial female company and longevity, I can safely say that you should follow the heart located in your penis and tread cautiously.

You are witty enough. How is your workplace relationship with her?

Sorry 1MOREMOD for answering these questions pls don't kill meh.

EDIT: Damn dad stealing my thunder! That's why I told him to gauge where her heart is.

LOL this is quality OT advice! But I think jtodd_fl is right. I should look elsewhere.

Workplace relationship is great. She swings by my office almost every day just to talk. Yesterday, she was in here for like 45 minutes. Couldn't get her to leave so I could get some shit done. Lol

Still interested to hear the pro tip from 1MOREMOD

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Yeah, I'm afraid you're right. Plus, it would be weird if shit goes down. You're a good man. I want to be like you when I grow up, one day.

LOL this is quality OT advice! But I think jtodd_fl is right. I should look elsewhere.

Workplace relationship is great. She swings by my office almost every day just to talk. Yesterday, she was in here for like 45 minutes. Couldn't get her to leave so I could get some shit done. Lol

Still interested to hear the pro tip from 1MOREMOD

Meh I basically said what he said anyway just advice 15-20 years younger.

Anyway, guaranteed 1MOREMOD's response will be 6-9 words, tops.

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Meh I basically said what he said anyway just advice 15-20 years younger.

Anyway, guaranteed 1MOREMOD's response will be 6-9 words, tops.

You're 15-20 years younger. Advice was easily 30-35 years younger.

silvergray545 · 03-31-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Meh I basically said what he said anyway just advice 15-20 years younger.

Anyway, guaranteed 1MOREMOD's response will be 6-9 words, tops.

Those 6-9 words are the reason this thread exists.

Verbiage · 03-31-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You're 15-20 years younger. Advice was easily 30-35 years younger.

I was being generous. But good to know you learned how to treat the ladies well, at a young age. Mom's trained you well.

jtodd_fl · 03-31-2016, 02:42 PM

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I was being generous. But good to know you learned how to treat the ladies well, at a young age. Mom's trained you well.

I was simultaneously insulting you for being immature and myself for being an old fuck. (maybe I am overthinking THIS too...)
But... I like your spirit. Was mostly raised by my Mom and sisters. Many of the men in my family were... not what we would want the standard-bearers for men to be. So, my "defender of the vagina" status comes from upbringing.

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