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      09-19-2022, 08:41 AM   #39579
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Also funny how women think they're the prize when they all practice hypergamy
The fact that the majority, if not all, women would prefer to marry upwards means the MEN are the prize
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Lol this is funny 🤣
Also funny how women think they're the prize when they all practice hypergamy
The fact that the majority, if not all, women would prefer to marry upwards means the MEN are the prize
Is it men???? Or their bank account that is the prize....................
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      09-19-2022, 05:42 PM   #39582
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Suddenly I'm craving cupcakes.....might be the rum talking.
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      09-19-2022, 06:34 PM   #39586
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Suddenly I'm craving cupcakes.....might be the rum talking.
You just want to lick the frosting.
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You just want to lick the frosting.
Damn skippy.
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Is it men???? Or their bank account that is the prize....................
Is it necessary to debate several million years of evolution and evolutionary fact of how this works? I realize everybody wants to believe they are above this kind of behavior, but it's contrary to at least a million years of species preserving habits.

Now to make it funny:

Favorite quote from Dan Akyroyd:
"There's two things that separate us from the Animal Kingdom
1. We use cutlery
2. We can control our sexual urges

Don't drag me down into your own personal hell."



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