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I walked into the kitchen this morning and though WTF? and then I realized that it's the silicon handle for one of our cast iron frying pans. Whew.

Sure it is.
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I go into Starbucks and ask for a cup of coffee and they look at me like I'm from Mars. Is that all, they ask? Yes, just a tall coffee of the day. Do you want room for cream, they ask? No, I just drink it black.

Every time the subject of Starbucks comes up, I'm reminded of this hilarious (to me) video made many years ago. I think it still applies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6APROqglxLE
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      10-19-2022, 11:02 AM   #39935
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The doctor found the source of of this guy's back problems! What a miracle worker.
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Absolute truth here.
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I go into Starbucks and ask for a cup of coffee and they look at me like I'm from Mars. Is that all, they ask? Yes, just a tall coffee of the day. Do you want room for cream, they ask? No, I just drink it black.

Every time the subject of Starbucks comes up, I'm reminded of this hilarious (to me) video made many years ago. I think it still applies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6APROqglxLE
I prefer this one:
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^^ Guy's having a bad day. lol

Funny movie.
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