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      10-22-2022, 07:03 PM   #39975
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      10-22-2022, 07:54 PM   #39976
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Stroke jokes and bathroom experiences by MKSixer:

Nurse: Mr K. How did you manage to end up on the floor.
MKSixer: I was following instructions.
Nurse: WTF are you talking about?!??!
MKSixer: What season is it?
Nurse: Fall
MKSixer: Looking smug until hit in the head by multiple therapists


MKSixer to daughter: Pumpkin, will you please bring my yoga mat to the hospital room?
Pumpkin: DAAaaaaaD how are you even going to get down on the mat?
MKSixer: Fall on the ground.
Pumpkin: Worst father Ever.

Bathroom information: Your first bowel movement, post stroke will be something you've seen in photos for years. Simply get a picture of a nuclear detonation and turn it upside down. That is the most accurate depiction I can think of.

You're welcome!!
Thank you, and welcome back brother.
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      10-22-2022, 08:01 PM   #39977
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Thank you, and welcome back brother.
Good to be back, brother. How are you and your beautiful bride?
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      10-22-2022, 08:14 PM   #39978
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Good to be back, brother. How are you and your beautiful bride?
We are doing pretty ok, the weather is great here right now, and we are planning some time south in the winter.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I took this photo today. Yup it's October 23...October 23 and this house has it's Christmas decorations out. Halloween is still a week away FFS!
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I took this photo today. Yup it's October 23...October 23 and this house has it's Christmas decorations out. Halloween is still a week away FFS!
People...what're ya gonna do!?
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When I worked at my dad's mom-and-pop TV store, our service shop had an old oak type-setters case with low, flat drawers. The lower drawer had about a half dozen muffin tins, all filled with thousands of fittings - a decades old collection... of crap. I could almost always find what I needed, but only one. If it need 3 or 4 or more of the same type, forget it. Yeah, they were probably there somewhere, but it was a waste of time. In fact, my dad's senior store partner called the drawer just that, "The waste of time" drawer.
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