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      07-07-2016, 02:18 PM   #4049
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Of course. I don't share the cute ones. You know, just in case.
Sonofabitch change a location on you and right swipe cuff ya bitch.
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Eyebrows and hair. Both potential dealer breakers.
What's wrong with a bald bitch once in a while
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Sonofabitch change a location on you and right swipe cuff ya bitch.
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      07-07-2016, 02:19 PM   #4053
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Cuz all them bitches have dankass brows.

Come on, your Indian! You should have a PH.D. on eyebrows and hair.
Eyebrows and hair. Both potential dealer breakers.
This and voice. Her mouth needs to be aurally pleasing as well as orally pleasing.
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I would end you, bruh.
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This and voice. Her mouth needs to be aurally pleasing as well as orally pleasing.
I see what you did there, bonus points
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are there any cuties on TINDER? really....
Absolutely. A lot of them are looking for Brad Pitt however.
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Bhai, I have a Ph.D. in ass, boobs, and leg spacing.

I see nice ass, I smash nice ass.

I don't give af how many mm your eyebrows are spaced out, as long as you have a generally attractive face.
Oh god I do love me some thigh gap.
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What's wrong with a bald bitch once in a while
Prefer them bald, that way they can have a huge array of wigs, would be fun, then rip it off, finish on her head and then use a tag to shine it up.
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BTW I could barely type that out without crying rn.
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What's wrong with a bald bitch once in a while
I don't fuck with girls with short hair because I'm not about that life. I would rather fap and mess with a bald bitch.

(This is for girls that are willingly bald. Not ones with medical conditions.)
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This and voice. Her mouth needs to be aurally pleasing as well as orally pleasing.
I know what you're thinking you dirty SOB.
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Bhai, I have a Ph.D. in ass, boobs, and leg spacing.

I see nice ass, I smash nice ass.

I don't give af how many mm your eyebrows are spaced out, as long as you have a generally attractive face.
Eyebrows, Bhai. It's like mangos. The ones that look great aren't always ripe. The ones that smell sweet are the ripe ones.

Nice eyebrows are the sign of nice girl! Trust me :b.
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Oh god I do love me some thigh gap.
Thigh gap is like the ultimate goal.
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Omg.

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Dude, I was like this dude is a savage MFer.

I don't fuck with girls with short hair because I'm not about that life. I would rather fap and mess with a bald bitch.

(This is for girls that are willingly bald. Not ones with medical conditions.)
So glad you decided to...er...clear the air.
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Eyebrows, Bhai. It's like mangos. The ones that look great aren't always ripe. The ones that smell sweet are the ripe ones.

Nice eyebrows are the sign of nice girl! Trust me :b.
This is great because I like mangos.









Oh yeah, I like nice eyebrows too.
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Eyebrows, Bhai. It's like mangos. The ones that look great aren't always ripe. The ones that smell sweet are the ripe ones.

Nice eyebrows are the sign of nice girl! Trust me :b.
To be honest I don't mind them slightly thicker if they are well groomed. I've noticed that most Middle Eastern girls have thicker eyebrows and they are some of the most gorgeous on the planet, IMO.
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I thought you meant thicker girls not eyebrows.
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To be honest I don't mind them slightly thicker if they are well groomed. I've noticed that most Middle Eastern girls have thicker eyebrows and they are some of the most gorgeous on the planet, IMO.
Very much this. Say no to Caterpillar Syndrome.
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This is great because I like mangos.









Oh yeah, I like nice eyebrows too.
Last 2 chicks I dated had nice eyebrows. They were nice, until they cheated. They were Indian.

Current chick also has nice eyebrows. She's Armenian. She is a sweetie.

Tried dabbling with other non Indian chicks. One had OK eyebrows. She was a mess.

Spanish chick I ducked with also had nice eyebrows. She was also crazy.
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Last 2 chicks I dated had nice eyebrows. They were nice, until they cheated. They were Indian.

Current chick also has nice eyebrows. She's Armenian. She is a sweetie.

Tried dabbling with other non Indian chicks. One had OK eyebrows. She was a mess.

Spanish chick I ducked with also had nice eyebrows. She was also crazy.
She's a sweetie or literally "sweetie"?
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To be honest I don't mind them slightly thicker if they are well groomed. I've noticed that most Middle Eastern girls have thicker eyebrows and they are some of the most gorgeous on the planet, IMO.
I like them to have some definition. Super thin eyebrows look unhealthy. Nice shape is what gets my attention.

I always get asked if my eyebrows are threaded.
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