The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

upstatedoc · 08-01-2021, 08:44 PM

@Sedan_Clan would it be possible for you to post a video of you nailing someone for speeding?

. Also I am watching North Woods Law. Man these guys could write tickets from the beginning of their shift all the way to the end of it.Unregistered snowmobile's, no fishing licenses. Jacking deer in the middle of the night

Sedan_Clan · 08-01-2021, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

@Sedan_Clan would it be possible for you to post a video of you nailing someone for speeding?

. Also I am watching North Woods Law. Man these guys could write tickets from the beginning of their shift all the way to the end of it.Unregistered snowmobile's, no fishing licenses. Jacking deer in the middle of the night

Yes, I would just need a place to host it. I suppose I could use my YouTube account.

NorCalAthlete · 08-01-2021, 11:19 PM

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@Sedan_Clan would it be possible for you to post a video of you nailing someone for speeding?

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Yes, I would just need a place to host it. I suppose I could use my PornHub account.

FTFY.

Also in all honesty it would be a hilarious channel that could take off if it was just legit dash cam / body cam footage, creatively titled.

"Cop nails brunette for speeding"

"Officer dominates suspect resisting arrest"

etc

Littlebear · 08-02-2021, 07:00 AM

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FTFY.

Also in all honesty it would be a hilarious channel that could take off if it was just legit dash cam / body cam footage, creatively titled.

"Cop nails brunette for speeding"

"Officer dominates suspect resisting arrest"

etc

Or some of my favs:

"Cop pulls driver for have both license plate lights working."

"Cop pulls BMW for having factory tint."

"Cop tailgates scared driver to the edge of town."

vreihen16 · 08-02-2021, 08:02 AM

Are any police departments in California setting up agencies to combat illegal bacon trafficking when that law goes into effect next year? Training bacon-sniffing K9 units? Asking for a friend, who wants to become a bacon-smuggler because pineapple does not belong on a pizza.....

Murf993 · 08-02-2021, 08:04 AM

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Are any police departments in California setting up agencies to combat illegal bacon trafficking when that law goes into effect next year? Training bacon-sniffing K9 units? Asking for a friend, who wants to become a bacon-smuggler because pineapple does not belong on a pizza.....

Do you really want to open that can of worms?

vreihen16 · 08-02-2021, 08:45 AM

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Do you really want to open that can of worms?

You're retired. Want in on the action?

Biggest, meanest father-raper of them all: So, what were you arrested for, boy?

Arlo Guthrie: Um, possession of a BLT sandwich in California...and creating a public disturbance.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant - excepting bacon.....

Murf993 · 08-02-2021, 10:27 AM

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You're retired. Want in on the action?

Biggest, meanest father-raper of them all: So, what were you arrested for, boy?

Arlo Guthrie: Um, possession of a BLT sandwich in California...and creating a public disturbance.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant - excepting bacon.....

Bacon, the maple kind?

Littlebear · 08-02-2021, 10:38 AM

Did you say bacon??

Esteban · 08-02-2021, 02:44 PM

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Did you say bacon??

Taking Chester on a bacon run? lol

UncleWede · 08-02-2021, 05:40 PM

What the hell is this bacon threat thing?

vreihen16 · 08-02-2021, 07:17 PM

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What the hell is this bacon threat thing?

https://www.businessinsider.com/baco...reports-2021-8

Where some see a problem, I see a business opportunity.....

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UncleWede · 08-02-2021, 07:19 PM

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What the hell is this bacon threat thing?

https://www.businessinsider.com/baco...reports-2021-8

Where some see a problem, I see a business opportunity.....

.

Dang it, I opted for EGGPLANT parm instead of veal steak parm last night. The hot waitress said she liked eggplant better

upstatedoc · 08-04-2021, 11:08 PM

It is "speed awareness week" in New York. I am going into "cloaked mode"

Sedan_Clan · 08-05-2021, 01:42 AM

This bacon thing is ridiculous, but that's the "great" state of California for you.

Esteban · 08-05-2021, 01:51 AM

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This bacon thing is ridiculous, but that's the "great" state of California for you.

I WANT BACON!

Sedan_Clan · 08-05-2021, 01:52 AM

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This bacon thing is ridiculous, but that's the "great" state of California for you.

I WANT BACON!

You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.

Esteban · 08-05-2021, 01:58 AM

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You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.

There's a Legends Burgers by me that makes the biggest, fattest, crispy, bacon - lettuce - and tomato sandwich, with avocado. And their fries, with special seasoned salt are soooo good! I want it now!

UncleWede · 08-05-2021, 10:53 AM

Have you had to deal with any of the 1st amendment filming crews yet?

NorCalAthlete · 08-05-2021, 12:21 PM

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You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.

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There's a Legends Burgers by me that makes the biggest, fattest, crispy, bacon - lettuce - and tomato sandwich, with avocado. And their fries, with special seasoned salt are soooo good! I want it now!

I'm a fan of The Counter burgers - get a BBQ bacon cheeseburger with LTO, pineapple, avocado, and a sunnyside up egg on it. Eat it over your fries and let the juices drip down onto them, no ketchup or anything else needed just delicious greasy goodness on your fries.

Esteban · 08-05-2021, 12:32 PM

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I'm a fan of The Counter burgers - get a BBQ bacon cheeseburger with LTO, pineapple, avocado, and a sunnyside up egg on it. Eat it over your fries and let the juices drip down onto them, no ketchup or anything else needed just delicious greasy goodness on your fries.

Mmm, sounds delicious! I love an egg on my burger.

Sedan_Clan · 08-05-2021, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.

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Originally Posted by Esteban

There's a Legends Burgers by me that makes the biggest, fattest, crispy, bacon - lettuce - and tomato sandwich, with avocado. And their fries, with special seasoned salt are soooo good! I want it now!

I'm a fan of The Counter burgers - get a BBQ bacon cheeseburger with LTO, pineapple, avocado, and a sunnyside up egg on it. Eat it over your fries and let the juices drip down onto them, no ketchup or anything else needed just delicious greasy goodness on your fries.

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Originally Posted by NorCalAthlete

I'm a fan of The Counter burgers - get a BBQ bacon cheeseburger with LTO, pineapple, avocado, and a sunnyside up egg on it. Eat it over your fries and let the juices drip down onto them, no ketchup or anything else needed just delicious greasy goodness on your fries.

Mmm, sounds delicious! I love an egg on my burger.

It's funny……..

…I think we stole the egg on burger thing from the Brazilians. It was a big thing over there before it was a thing here.

08-01-2021, 08:44 PM	#4049
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