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      12-23-2015, 12:18 PM   #4093
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By changing your gender constantly on this forum?
We change it for him, he doesn't need to do shit! He's very open minded as you can see.
She! She! Get with the program!
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      12-23-2015, 12:30 PM   #4094
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She! She! Get with the program!
It's kinda hard to she him when he's one of the rare men here with bigger balls than I have.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-23-2015, 03:57 PM   #4095
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Would you wear panties with your mans face on the crotch? If so, should you see the back of his head or facing outward winking with tongue out?
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      12-23-2015, 03:59 PM   #4096
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Would you wear panties with your mans face on the crotch? If so, should you see the back of his head or facing outward winking with tongue out?
Isn't it a little too late to be ordering personalized Christmas presents?
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Would you wear panties with your mans face on the crotch? If so, should you see the back of his head or facing outward winking with tongue out?
That would fly at home.
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      12-23-2015, 06:36 PM   #4098
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By changing your gender constantly on this forum?
It's not just on the forum, it's IRL. He/she is going through the same tough transition that I am as a She/He.


It's not easy dude, so just lay off and leave her alone.
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      12-23-2015, 07:25 PM   #4099
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We change it for him, he doesn't need to do shit! He's very open minded as you can see.
Haha, someone in another thread (think secret santa) just referred to him as "her"
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      12-23-2015, 07:32 PM   #4100
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Haha, someone in another thread (think secret santa) just referred to him as "her"
Yeah. Phil has a hard (on) time to believe Alex could be a man. We all know the M6 driver stereotype: Female, early thirties, brunette, tall and leggy, loves guns.

Of course it's hard to believe Alex could be a guy.
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      12-23-2015, 07:42 PM   #4101
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Yeah. Phil has a hard (on) time to believe Alex could be a man. We all know the M6 driver stereotype: Female, early thirties, brunette, tall and leggy, loves guns.

Of course it's hard to believe Alex could be a guy.
Here we goooooooooooo ... again
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Phil alex is a man with very nice rack you saw.
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      12-23-2015, 07:49 PM   #4103
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Phil alex is a man with very nice rack you saw.
Or is it Alexa is a woman with a very nice penis??
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Would you wear panties with your mans face on the crotch? If so, should you see the back of his head or facing outward winking with tongue out?
Isn't it a little too late to be ordering personalized Christmas presents?
Never too late. Fun is the taking picture part one way is quick and the other she seems to take her time with selfie stick.
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Phil alex is a man with very nice rack you saw.
I saw only a conspiracy game from the chicks on here..They met each other and they are fooling about C5's gender !
You're a man ..same thing here and that's it ! Amen !
Pffffff...Why to hide a gender , I really don't get this ?
Do you my friend ?
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Or is it Alexa is a woman with a very nice penis??
So you are talking about a shemale ?
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Yeah. Phil has a hard (on) time to believe Alex could be a man. We all know the M6 driver stereotype: Female, early thirties, brunette, tall and leggy, loves guns.

Of course it's hard to believe Alex could be a guy.
C5driver does like to buy shiny and glittery starbucks gift cards and takes photos of coffee in the cup holder.

weird: googled "shining glittering" and the fourth picture could be C5driver, I guess?
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C5driver does like to buy shiny and glittery starbucks gift cards and takes photos of coffee in the cup holder.

weird: googled "shining glittering" and the fourth picture could be C5driver, I guess?
Can you post a link of the picture ?
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      12-27-2015, 07:12 PM   #4110
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Ever been sexually harassed at work (I may have asked this already).
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      12-27-2015, 07:22 PM   #4111
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Ever been sexually harassed at work (I may have asked this already).
I wouldn't call it "sexual harassment" per se, like, if I told them that I truly felt uncomfortable and wanted them to stop, they would. I've had people (all in relationships) offer to send me dick pics, throw balls at me and tell me I "like balls in my face," make random inferences during conversation like "you're such a dirty girl," tell me they've never been with an asian and up front ask me to sleep with them, etc. If someone is a friend of mine, they could say most of that and I will still find it funny, even if they do actually want to bang me. However, when I have someone I don't know very well start saying it all the time, it's creepy.
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Ever been sexually harassed at work (I may have asked this already).
Yes and I've dished it right back.
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It's not just on the forum, it's IRL. He/she is going through the same tough transition that I am as a She/He.

It's not easy dude, so just lay off and leave her alone.
Thanks, man...that means a lot
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