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      05-15-2015, 12:17 AM   #397
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It's only new to sweetbone and me...

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Oh well, maybe he'll sit in the front with me and we can talk about dishes and how they are cleaned. I understood he knows something about that too, so maybe my virgin ears would get a shock.
I bet 10,00000,0000 dollars your ears are not virgin...
Could you imagine the things she says based off her posts?

....sorry guys, I'm straight again.
Yes, I can. Sorry for leaving you hanging with a boner.
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I bet 10,00000,0000 dollars your ears are not virgin...
When it comes to doing dishes, they are! In any other area, nooot so much...
Do you touch yourself when you post?



If not, can I?
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      05-15-2015, 12:18 AM   #399
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Could you imagine the things she says based off her posts?

....sorry guys, I'm straight again.
Doing dishes, putting them to the washer is the most horrible thing in the world. I can build a house and I can build a working kitchen but I can't remember doing the dishes in at least five years. As it apparently takes four years to become a virgin again, I'd say in this area, my rebirth is complete.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      05-15-2015, 12:20 AM   #400
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Do you touch yourself when you post?



If not, can I?
No, you'd only want my car and lets just face it: He's the only man for me.
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      05-15-2015, 12:21 AM   #401
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Do you touch yourself when you post?



If not, can I?
No, you'd only want my car and lets just face it: He's the only man for me.
I have two cars, why would I want yours?

What the hell do you do to your car.
Was that you on that video on another thread? Nasty
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I have two cars, why would I want yours?

What the hell do you do to your car.
Was that you on that video on another thread? Nasty
I don't know, but since I get notes too often commenting the car and me on my doors, windows, once to a exhaust pipe ( that was from a female btw), I just assume he's wanted, not I. Sorry, self esteem issues apparently!


I just take a strong hold of his stick, turn him on, shut off all traction control, and find my happy place.

What video but no, only cops capture my mildly faster runs.
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I have two cars, why would I want yours?

What the hell do you do to your car.
Was that you on that video on another thread? Nasty
I don't know, but since I get notes too often commenting the car and me on my doors, windows, once to a exhaust pipe ( that was from a female btw), I just assume he's wanted, not I. Sorry, self esteem issues apparently!


I just take a strong hold of his stick, turn him on, shut off all traction control, and find my happy place.

What video but no, only cops capture my mildly faster runs.
I can't even see a car, only a Lups and a picture that seems like a window? Where are you from BTW? You write different. Are you a dude? How old are you?

Well it's been a pleasure but I gotta go to sleep, I have to take the first flight tomorrow to get closer to Bimmette.
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      05-15-2015, 12:35 AM   #404
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I can't even see a car, only a Lups and a picture that seems like a window? Where are you from BTW? You write different. Are you a dude? How old are you?

Well it's been a pleasure but I gotta go to sleep, I have to take the first flight tomorrow to get closer to Bimmette.
http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1083985

That's mine.

Haha, fourth language, and years without practice, badly dyslexic and autocorrect fucks with me a lot since I don't spot anything it changes for any reason.

I'm many things but not doing the dishes. Probably the only reason I'm stuck being a female.
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      05-15-2015, 04:50 AM   #405
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My 2c.

Here goes, no offence intended.

From this and other threads I can't shake the feeling that you're emotionally immature and incredibly insecure. The child co-sleeping is as much, if not more, for you than it is for the child, it's a soothing and security mechanism.

You walked headlong into a terrible relationship that you either knew was going to be bad but did not have the self-control to listen to your stomach or you simply clung onto the first man that paid enough attention to you.

You need to be loved, need to be wanted, the suggestive signature image, the posting images of yourself on a male dominated forum, the leaping into a bad relationship, the chasing of an apparently uninterested man and the co-sleeping all point in this direction.

My absolutely unqualified advice, stop dating, go see a psychiatrist and get to the bottom of why you feel and behave this way, until you sort this out you're just going to get burnt and burnt by the worst kind of people.

You need to understand your own emotions and why you're feeling the way you are. Understand yourself first, the rest will come and you will be happy.

Good Luck.
Girl goes after guy - insecure, wants attention, needs to be loved.

Girl doesn't go after guy - insecure, thinks she's ugly, low self esteem.

Or

Girl goes after guy - confident, knows what she wants, fights for it..

Etc..

Any behavior can be analyzed in a positive or negative way.

One thing that's usually true though is... things you see in other people are things you see in yourself. So the advice you are giving her might subconsciously be for yourself..
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Girl goes after guy - insecure, wants attention, needs to be loved.

Girl doesn't go after guy - insecure, thinks she's ugly, low self esteem.

Or

Girl goes after guy - confident, knows what she wants, fights for it..

Etc..

Any behavior can be analyzed in a positive or negative way.

One thing that's usually true though is... things you see in other people are things you see in yourself. So the advice you are giving her might subconsciously be for yourself..
What if Girl goes after guy - confident, insecure, thinks shesugly, low esteem, knows what she wants, wants to fight for it, gets all heartbroken and rants to e90post.
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Don't lie- after seeing me, you don't want to keep the cover on
You look exactly like Billup
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      05-15-2015, 09:22 AM   #408
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What if Girl goes after guy - confident, insecure, thinks shesugly, low esteem, knows what she wants, wants to fight for it, gets all heartbroken and rants to e90post.
You can't be confident and insecure. That doesn't make any sense. You are insecure, and only insecure and humble yourself by being with "great looking dudes". You also don't know what you want, other than someone good looking, so that's the only thing you're fighting for, or have even noted being worth while.

So you can fight for some arrogant pretty boy who will fuck you and never commit and leave you heartbroken, or you can actually think about what you want and do something about it.

You're a great girl Ra, but you are the text book definition of the girl that ends up in these cycles.
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You can't be confident and insecure. That doesn't make any sense. You are insecure, and only insecure and humble yourself by being with "great looking dudes". You also don't know what you want, other than someone good looking, so that's the only thing you're fighting for, or have even noted being worth while.

So you can fight for some arrogant pretty boy who will fuck you and never commit and leave you heartbroken, or you can actually think about what you want and do something about it.
I knew I liked you.
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      05-15-2015, 10:33 AM   #411
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sorry I hadn't realized you probably spend more time in the m3 than in the kitchen
I feel it is important to point out that Lups drives an M4, not an M3. This is off topic but please let's not spread BMW misinformation. We are better than this.
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This thread is downright depressing.
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Then again a lot of girls are attracted to cocky assholes that treat em like shit.
sad but true
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You can't be confident and insecure. That doesn't make any sense. You are insecure, and only insecure and humble yourself by being with "great looking dudes". You also don't know what you want, other than someone good looking, so that's the only thing you're fighting for, or have even noted being worth while.

So you can fight for some arrogant pretty boy who will fuck you and never commit and leave you heartbroken, or you can actually think about what you want and do something about it.

You're a great girl Ra, but you are the text book definition of the girl that ends up in these cycles.
"So you can fight for some arrogant pretty boy who will fuck you and never commit and leave you heartbroken, or you can actually think about what you want and do something about it."

I am guessing I am way older than most of you on here and this is the best advice i have seen on this otherwise humorous thread. Sara, take his advice and figure out you want and hint, pretty boys are generally not the answer.....i would hope you learned that from your marriage. best of luck to you.
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I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread anymore.
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      05-15-2015, 12:06 PM   #417
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      05-15-2015, 02:51 PM   #418
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Girl goes after guy - insecure, wants attention, needs to be loved.

Girl doesn't go after guy - insecure, thinks she's ugly, low self esteem.

Or

Girl goes after guy - confident, knows what she wants, fights for it..

Etc..

Any behavior can be analyzed in a positive or negative way.

One thing that's usually true though is... things you see in other people are things you see in yourself. So the advice you are giving her might subconsciously be for yourself..
What if Girl goes after guy - confident, insecure, thinks shesugly, low esteem, knows what she wants, wants to fight for it, gets all heartbroken and rants to e90post.
Haha.. if a girl think she has, low self esteem, she's ugly, "wants" to fight for what she wants.. She definitely isn't confident.

What would a girl that you described be confident in?

Knowing what you want and fighting for it has its limits also, you have to know when it's not worth fighting for anymore.
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