Tinder/Dating Apps

Aatish · 07-07-2016, 07:04 PM

Fast, cheap, satisfaction guaranteed

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Here you guys go

SUPER LIKE TIME.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

SUPER LIKE TIME.

I already used my super like for the day. But I fucked up because with this one, satisfaction is guaranteed.

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

SUPER LIKE TIME.

I already used my super like for the day. But I fucked up because with this one, satisfaction is guaranteed.

COMEDY CLASS WORKING ALREADY BRUH.

08njSTEP · 07-07-2016, 08:11 PM

It would have been better if she said,"sucking dick like it's my job everyday."

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 08:18 PM

This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah

Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 08:21 PM

This legit made my teeth hurt. BayMoWe335 could you recommend a good...er...orthopedist?

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol

Didn't get a chance, she hopped in and drove off while I was still mesmerized haha

Bro, if she even gave me one quick glance, I swear to Christ, I would've busted in my pants haha I was wired on that booty

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol

Didn't get a chance, she hopped in and drove off while I was still mesmerized haha

Bro, if she even gave me one quick glance, I swear to Christ, I would've busted in my pants haha I was wired on that booty

Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.

bimmette · 07-07-2016, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah

How do you know her age?

mantis · 07-07-2016, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This legit made my teeth hurt. BayMoWe335 could you recommend a good...er...orthopedist?

WHOOoOoaaa wHoooaaaa dam her teeth are running away from her face

smoosh · 07-07-2016, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.

My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones

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Originally Posted by bimmette

How do you know her age?

Just a guess lol

Verbiage · 07-07-2016, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.

My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones

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Originally Posted by bimmette

How do you know her age?

Just a guess lol

You'd be surprised, especially given the nightlife. Thirsty dudes literally litter the streets, it's fucking savage.

silvergray545 · 07-07-2016, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

COMEDY CLASS WORKING ALREADY BRUH.

Comedy classes. LMFAO

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones

Damn, you're in DC too? LOL.

#trolltime

Mike. · 07-08-2016, 07:37 AM

ugh rocky point with haley and I almost blew my car up yesterday WOO

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

ugh rocky point with haley and I almost blew my car up yesterday WOO

#WOO #SWAG #MONEY

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 07:41 AM

In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you?

Dang3r · 07-08-2016, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones
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Really? At my visit last year in November I wouldnt confirm...but maybe my hotel was into the wrong part of the city and that there was average town

Mike. · 07-08-2016, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you?

she randomly is going to a wedding with some random guy as an friend but like, in the moment that is weird as hell, because if the roles were flipped she would flip. But she told me the whole situation and I dont know a fight ensued from there because I said I cared but I actually did and it carried over into the night to make things worse and it was just KABOOOM.

I think everything is resolved now but who knows.

As far as my car, I put the JB onto it, clips seemed not to fit, I dont know what the hell happened and I got underboost codes and a CEL.

I returned everything back to normal and its fine now (i think)

bimmette · 07-08-2016, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you?

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3637 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you? __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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