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      08-09-2014, 08:46 PM   #23
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Lol I guess so.
But depending on the answer, I have some stories
Based on early responses in this thread, all of the above!
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      08-09-2014, 09:29 PM   #24
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      08-11-2014, 07:28 AM   #30
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Doctors office (after hours), the local park there's a little mini beach we fuck at pretty regularly, movie theater in the reel room, my home ice rink in MI in the referee locker room, changing rooms, on the top level basketball court of our cruise ship two years ago.


I know there's a few others that are kind of odd..., nothing too crazy though.
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      08-11-2014, 01:16 PM   #35
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      08-11-2014, 03:23 PM   #37
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On a four wheeler behind a house that was being built in the girls neighborhood. The interesting part was she happened to start here period on my cock and I was wearing white board shorts...not to mention we were being eaten alive by mosquito's. I went home with a bloody dick and blue balls.
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      08-11-2014, 03:25 PM   #38
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First time I finger banged a chick was my 9th grade year in computer class. She was def. It was awesome. Yes I smelled my finger, and yes it stunk.
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      08-12-2014, 10:12 AM   #41
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On a four wheeler behind a house that was being built in the girls neighborhood. The interesting part was she happened to start here period on my cock and I was wearing white board shorts...not to mention we were being eaten alive by mosquito's. I went home with a bloody dick and blue balls.
This reminded me of the time we did it on the riding lawn mower. Mine turned out much better than this. ^^
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      08-12-2014, 11:20 AM   #42
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First time I finger banged a chick was my 9th grade year in computer class. She was def. It was awesome. Yes I smelled my finger, and yes it stunk.
You finger banged a deaf girl? *high five*




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In a cab coming back from DC lol.. Got kicked out and had to call another cab to take us the rest of the way home buzzkill
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