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      11-03-2014, 04:03 PM   #23
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^Just post what he said and stop being chicken ish.
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WTF do I have to do to get banned around here? I logged on and to my surprise my account is still active. Give me Litos number!
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      11-03-2014, 07:27 PM   #25
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^Just post what he said and stop being chicken ish.
I think he made a derogatory remark about homosapiens.
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      11-03-2014, 07:27 PM   #26
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You want to know what my junk looks like or do you want to know what it looks like with bacon on it?


Choice one or two might be easily attainable. I won't say which though.
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      11-03-2014, 07:48 PM   #27
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You want to know what my junk looks like or do you want to know what it looks like with bacon on it?


Choice one or two might be easily attainable. I won't say which though.
Dude, there are at least three women on this forum. Better luck with the next one you will try to charm
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-03-2014, 07:50 PM   #28
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I think he made a derogatory remark about homosapiens.
Got it. Those homosapiens...lol

I still chuckle at his creampie comment with the nanny thread. Good stuff.
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Post what Litos said and be banned.

Say what Billup says and feel eternal greatness.



slight difference, imo.
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Dude, there are at least three women on this forum. Better luck with the next one you will try to charm
I've already flattered Sara in a different thread, I'm bored, so now I need to flatter you....



..., wait...., pretty sure I did in a different thread. Who's the third chick?
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      11-03-2014, 08:57 PM   #31
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I've already flattered Sara in a different thread, I'm bored, so now I need to flatter you....



..., wait...., pretty sure I did in a different thread. Who's the third chick?
Billup be nice. There are only a handful of us here but I'm willing to bet each is tough enough to crush you. And unlike Sara, I won't be putting your hair in order later on.

Now, activate the version we like again and be without a bruised ego
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      11-03-2014, 09:02 PM   #32
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Billup be nice. There are only a handful of us here but I'm willing to bet each is tough enough to crush you. And unlike Sara, I won't be putting your hair in order later on.

Now, activate the version we like again and be without a bruised ego
You didn't answer le question, Luppie (I may call you that?).


*It's Bimmette, isn't it*
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You didn't answer le question, Luppie (I may call you that?).


*It's Bimmette, isn't it*
Oh boy you are a fast learner today.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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      11-03-2014, 09:14 PM   #34
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Billup be nice. There are only a handful of us here but I'm willing to bet each is tough enough to crush you. And unlike Sara, I won't be putting your hair in order later on.

Now, activate the version we like again and be without a bruised ego
You didn't answer le question, Luppie (I may call you that?).


*It's Bimmette, isn't it*
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Billup be nice. There are only a handful of us here but I'm willing to bet each is tough enough to crush you.
That's exactly what Billup is banking on.
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That's exactly what Billup is banking on.
I've made enough boys cry so I'm not playing.
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      11-04-2014, 07:26 AM   #37
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I've made enough boys cry so I'm not playing.
I don't have tear ducts, much like that of mister Chuck Norris.
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^Just post what he said and stop being chicken ish.
now that u mentioned it genuinely couldn't tell if you guys were being thick or i was the thick one (god, why do i sound like Lups now)

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I think he made a derogatory remark about homosapiens.
thought it was homo-erectus

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Dude, there are at least three women on this forum. Better luck with the next one you will try to charm
To my knowledge there are a European (you), a (semi) Hispanic, and an Asian..
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To my knowledge there are a European (you), a (semi) Hispanic, and an Asian..
Who's the semi Hispanic? Sara?
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Who's the semi Hispanic? Sara?
It's @Squishy
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Can I be the semi Hispanic?


Sara is already the honorary fake blonde ginger.
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thought it was homo-erectus
inappropriate..
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It's @Squishy
never seen a 6'5 hispanic chick before.. hey, but whatever rocks your boat

did i tell you guys i saw a transvestite on tinder? but i put my discovery to 'women' - oh wth
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