BMW and Women

aapriadi · 01-20-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OverDrive

I go to high school here near Toronto. Since i got the bimmer i get alot of compliments and greetings from the hot girls in my school, (not that i was a loser before and only hung out with guys, but it just feels different eve since i got the bimmer) and some of them even ask me if they could go out to lunches with me during school

Its F-ing amazing...lol

do us a favor and PIITB

then post the pics here

j/k but gd luck pickin them chicks!

Epacy · 01-20-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

The SA at a Mercedes dealer said it best when my brother in law bought his S500:

"Only in America BMW is considered a luxury car....in Europe it's a very common car. You want luxury, buy a Mercedes."

But he is in America?

Ok, that statement makes no sense. Doesn't matter what the rest of the world thinks. Not like he is transporting it over there every months.
This island is all that matters.

theblackmamba · 01-20-2008, 10:45 PM

Fwiw, i drove my 98 civic and I picked up chicks like crazy, not picking them up as in 'hey babe, jump in my honduh', but if you have that 'confidence' in picking up a woman and you show it, you'll end up going home with her. Women love confident and cocky men. If you're shy, you won't get anywhere.

Ever since I got my bimmer I'm more focused on other things like work, school, etc. and less worried about a woman at this point. I do get tons of chicks that see the AW and then my interior that looks just like their LV or coach bags, and they go apeshit....buuut there are things more important than pussy when you can get it at the snap of your fingers, if you're buying a car to get more pussy -- you probably couldn't get pussy in the first place.

If you're planning to make a chick cream in her panties then go pick up a White lambo and then report back.

That's my .002cents

theblackmamba · 01-20-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Epacy

But he is in America?

Ok, that statement makes no sense. Doesn't matter what the rest of the world thinks. Not like he is transporting it over there every months.
This island is all that matters.

I think the OP means that he is in AMERICA, and that people refer to BMW as a luxury brand over here. If you were to go to Europe and drive your bimmer, you'd probably end up looking like a Honda driver in the U.S. -- mercedes are more of a luxury brand over here.

Epacy · 01-20-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ICanHasBoost

I think the OP means that he is in AMERICA, and that people refer to BMW as a luxury brand over here. If you were to go to Europe and drive your bimmer, you'd probably end up looking like a Honda driver in the U.S. -- mercedes are more of a luxury brand over here.

Yeah, I understood.
Like I said, doesn't matter what anyone might think over there, or what some Merc dealer is trying to tell you. You drive it here.

theblackmamba · 01-20-2008, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Epacy

Yeah, I understood.
Like I said, doesn't matter what anyone might think over there, or what some Merc dealer is trying to tell you. You drive it here.

Yes.

mpimping · 01-21-2008, 12:18 AM

I have on the highway but the one time I can recall that I know it helped(she kept doing double takes at the m) it kind of put me off. She was banging but worked for a catholic church so wasn't sure if I could have. She was petite with big boobies and blonde I think. Very hot but kept looking at my car.

LI E90 · 01-21-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

The SA at a Mercedes dealer said it best when my brother in law bought his S500:

"Only in America BMW is considered a luxury car....in Europe it's a very common car. You want luxury, buy a Mercedes."

The ironic thing is that in every EU country the taxi cab is an E320 Mercedes

In america it is a Crown Vic, see any similarities?

Couch · 01-21-2008, 03:01 PM

No, and I think I prefer it that way. No need to have girls/women attracted to you because of your car.

Most girls that have found out about my car and check it out love it. They love the white, and they love the smell.

I have had one dumb bitch ask me; "Why in the world would you get a stick?" I told her because that's what I wanted and it's fun. She actually rolled her eyes.

Just this weekend I went to visit a friend and his bro I hadn't seen in a long time. His bros gf loved my car. There was a big group of us so I volunteered to drive, and his gf HAD to ride in my car. When I opened the door she hoped in the drivers seat and said "AWW MAN. I can't drive standard."

The whole way to the restaurant she kept saying how she wanted one. She said she would look so cute driving one.

She was definitely the most positive response for sure. Too bad she's taken and 19 or 20.....although she does have a few cute friends.

E(@M# · 01-21-2008, 03:21 PM

this thread is absolutely pitiful and ridiculous....i'm sure that once you've bagged her.......the car helps in keeping her as all women like to be "seen", spoiled, etc.....but as for the work that goes into getting her...if you rely on your car's appeal....you have some other problems to address

335i4u2nv · 01-21-2008, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

No, BMW's are common as Honda Civics where I live.

i got the same mother friggin problem... worse thing is its like driving a DX. LX is a 5 series and 7 series is a EX and anything with a M is a SI... so 3 series blows!

JBZ4 · 01-21-2008, 03:38 PM

I don't know, it seems whenever I walk back to my car I find something interesting plastered on it (and I don't mean under the wipers).

Expired · 01-21-2008, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MTL Bimmer

You mean Gold Diggers

+1, most women seem to be after nothing but money now a'days.

-Nathan

Chunga · 01-21-2008, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Expired

+1, most women seem to be after nothing but money now a'days.

-Nathan

And in return we would like some..............
What a wonderful coincidence

lux.sh · 01-21-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chunga

And in return we would like some..............
What a wonderful coincidence

I love your signature! hahahaahaha i was cracking up so bad.

Ru$$ell · 01-21-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chunga

And in return we would like some..............
What a wonderful coincidence

puccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sara · 01-21-2008, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MTL Bimmer

You mean Gold Diggers

Gold? Shit Im a platinum digger bitches

Year's_End · 01-21-2008, 07:07 PM

I hates teh golddiggers. Thank god there aren't many at my age lol

.

Yeah, having a 3 in high school helps.

E90330iS · 01-22-2008, 03:12 AM

Definitely helps, just gotta keep an eye open to c if the car is the ONLY thing she cares about

samwoo2go · 01-22-2008, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by E90330iS

Definitely helps, just gotta keep an eye open to c if the car is the ONLY thing she cares about

who cares if its the only thing she cares about... shake and bake man

BayAreaE92 · 01-22-2008, 09:44 AM

This worked a little better...should've kept it...but fortunately for me I got no shame in my game.

01-22-2008, 10:02 AM

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S ., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of please, let me know.

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theblackmamba Banned 79 Rep 2,287 Posts Drives: 0 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 1 iTrader: (8)	Fwiw, i drove my 98 civic and I picked up chicks like crazy, not picking them up as in 'hey babe, jump in my honduh', but if you have that 'confidence' in picking up a woman and you show it, you'll end up going home with her. Women love confident and cocky men. If you're shy, you won't get anywhere. Ever since I got my bimmer I'm more focused on other things like work, school, etc. and less worried about a woman at this point. I do get tons of chicks that see the AW and then my interior that looks just like their LV or coach bags, and they go apeshit....buuut there are things more important than pussy when you can get it at the snap of your fingers, if you're buying a car to get more pussy -- you probably couldn't get pussy in the first place. If you're planning to make a chick cream in her panties then go pick up a White lambo and then report back. That's my .002cents
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mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	I have on the highway but the one time I can recall that I know it helped(she kept doing double takes at the m) it kind of put me off. She was banging but worked for a catholic church so wasn't sure if I could have. She was petite with big boobies and blonde I think. Very hot but kept looking at my car.
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Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	No, and I think I prefer it that way. No need to have girls/women attracted to you because of your car. Most girls that have found out about my car and check it out love it. They love the white, and they love the smell. I have had one dumb bitch ask me; "Why in the world would you get a stick?" I told her because that's what I wanted and it's fun. She actually rolled her eyes. Just this weekend I went to visit a friend and his bro I hadn't seen in a long time. His bros gf loved my car. There was a big group of us so I volunteered to drive, and his gf HAD to ride in my car. When I opened the door she hoped in the drivers seat and said "AWW MAN. I can't drive standard." The whole way to the restaurant she kept saying how she wanted one. She said she would look so cute driving one. She was definitely the most positive response for sure. Too bad she's taken and 19 or 20.....although she does have a few cute friends.
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E(@M# Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 207 Posts Drives: 94' corolla Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	this thread is absolutely pitiful and ridiculous....i'm sure that once you've bagged her.......the car helps in keeping her as all women like to be "seen", spoiled, etc.....but as for the work that goes into getting her...if you rely on your car's appeal....you have some other problems to address
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JBZ4 Private 4 Rep 65 Posts Drives: 2003 Z4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	I don't know, it seems whenever I walk back to my car I find something interesting plastered on it (and I don't mean under the wipers).
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1232 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	I hates teh golddiggers. Thank god there aren't many at my age lol . Yeah, having a 3 in high school helps. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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BayAreaE92 First Lieutenant 20 Rep 368 Posts Drives: 91' 850i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oakland, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 1991 850i [7.75] 2007 328i Coupe [0.00]	This worked a little better...should've kept it...but fortunately for me I got no shame in my game.
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01-22-2008, 10:02 AM	#44
yapsta Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	Perspective What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)? - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there? - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out? - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 432279810 THE ANSWER Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S ., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of please, let me know.
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