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      09-14-2015, 04:28 PM   #23
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Sex with yourself doesn't count
100% agreed with your statement .
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      09-14-2015, 04:30 PM   #24
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Sex with yourself doesn't count
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      09-14-2015, 04:32 PM   #25
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with or without kids?

kids are very detrimental to a sex life.
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      09-14-2015, 04:32 PM   #26
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Never enough , and wow Sara you're really a hot girl !
On a serious note : Depends of our hormonal levels .
Anything more than 2 daily is too much
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      09-14-2015, 04:33 PM   #27
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Sex with yourself doesn't count
LOL are you calling her a hermaphrodite?
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      09-14-2015, 04:33 PM   #28
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with or without kids?

kids are very detrimental to a sex life.
Kids sleep a lot
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      09-14-2015, 04:34 PM   #29
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LOL are you calling her a hermaphrodite?
No! He meant going to pornh*b.



Wait, you did mean that right?!!!!!
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      09-14-2015, 04:38 PM   #30
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with or without kids?

kids are very detrimental to a sex life.
I disagree....being ugly is what's detrimental. People confuse the two as they usually give up after having kids.
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      09-14-2015, 04:40 PM   #31
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Sex typically gets less frequent over time, even in the best relationships. This means that if you're not married/have children and it already isn't frequent enough, you're in for some dissapointment. If you're not sexually compatible (frequency is a big part of this), you need to really think twice before progressing to the next step. Again, it won't get better, only slightly worse at best.
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      09-14-2015, 04:43 PM   #32
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with or without kids?

kids are very detrimental to a sex life.
I disagree....being ugly is what's detrimental. People confuse the two as they usually give up after having kids.
We used to be 3x a day, which diminished a bit with time and then plummeted due to kids. Hard to find the time, and when you have it, you're exhausted.

On the other hand, since becoming a parent, I notice strangers tend to scream and run away anytime they look at my face... Surely the sex decline isn't correlated?!?
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      09-14-2015, 04:45 PM   #33
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I used to have sex at least 3 times in my high school years . One before school , one before soccer practice and one before bed or after.

Now , we're both busy with work and my girl have Med school so it's like once or twice a week minimum

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      09-14-2015, 05:00 PM   #34
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No! He meant going to pornh*b.



Wait, you did mean that right?!!!!!
Ha Ha.....so.......how many 'massagers' do you have?
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I disagree....being ugly is what's detrimental. People confuse the two as they usually give up after having kids.
is 100% correct!!
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      09-14-2015, 05:04 PM   #36
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No! He meant going to pornh*b.



Wait, you did mean that right?!!!!!
LOL yep yep sure did. But I only say that because sex typically entails two beings; one w/ a peen and one w/ a vaj. hence the confusion.
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LOL yep yep sure did. But I only say that because sex typically entails two beings; one w/ a peen and one w/ a vaj. hence the confusion.
If you can't love the one you want...love the one you're with....even if you're by yourself
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      09-14-2015, 05:13 PM   #38
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      09-14-2015, 05:39 PM   #39
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This.

1-2 times has always been average for me. Except my daughter's mother and I never had sex. I'm not even sure how I have a baby
You probably dont want to know
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      09-14-2015, 05:55 PM   #40
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National average for married couples is 2 times a week.
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      09-14-2015, 06:02 PM   #41
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National average for married couples is 2 times a week.
Fuuuuuu....good thing I'm not married
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      09-14-2015, 06:16 PM   #42
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1-2 daily
Yeah and no full time job.
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      09-14-2015, 06:26 PM   #43
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As much as they normally have together is normal.
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