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      11-13-2015, 05:04 PM   #23
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Teach him how to play chess! Turn him into a little chess dork like my kid. If you play this thing right, you won't have to worry about girls or friends or anything when he gets older.
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Teach him how to play chess! Turn him into a little chess dork like my kid. If you play this thing right, you won't have to worry about girls or friends or anything when he gets older.
Excellent! Getting a board today! Thanks! No girlfriends for my boys!
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That's a great one! Thanks! they love making things like that!
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      11-13-2015, 05:42 PM   #27
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Half of these would still entertain me!
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Half of these would still entertain me!
We already built a castle for our toy cars Legos helped.

Remote control helicopter worked really well until I tried it. Now it is in the to be fixed pile.

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      11-13-2015, 05:49 PM   #29
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Remote control helicopter worked really well until I tried it. Now it is in the to be fixed pile.

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Excellent! Getting a board today! Thanks! No girlfriends for my boys!
Or checkers if chess is too tough to grasp. My grandfather used to play me all the time when they babysit me growing up!
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Starwars. Great way to get the kids motivated with Sci Fi.
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I am the world's biggest star gate fan, but I can't stand star wars one bit.

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Horrible. Horrible!
I'm very happy I can't use tv as a solution.
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Horrible. Horrible!
I'm very happy I can't use tv as a solution.
Scrabble. In English and Finnish. 2 different games.
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I told him its mandatory nap time until dad gets home. I actually feared for his vocal cords. It was like my sister-in-law in my house again but this time with an adorable face and voice and the stories made more sense.

This is going to be a long, long weekend.
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      11-13-2015, 08:10 PM   #36
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Jenga.
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Goat farm.
Another goat farm.
Learn to juggle stuff.
Go for a nature walk and identify parts of nature.
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Another goat farm.
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If only I could take him out! Hell I would've taken him out if it had not been raining.

Nap time went well. He talked me to sleep and every time I woke up, he was still happily chatting.

I am selling the kid.
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      11-14-2015, 12:43 AM   #38
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He uses mine.

"mom come and translate, these guys I think sell something it has the boost, power and bigger numbers under it. Can your car be fast?"

I am selling the kid.

(after nap his temperature had risen since before nap temperature didn't justify meds, so i ran away from the house for a couple of hours after i gave him his meds to have silence.)
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