The stupidest things we did for love

F30lolz · 09-15-2016, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joined a yoga studio after I got dumped because she went to one

Wait, that actually turned out pretty good, for the yoga portion at least

Banned for wearing yoga pants

UncleWede · 09-15-2016, 05:15 PM

banned for thinking there were ever any pants involved

WHERE ARE my (yoga) pants????

F30lolz · 09-15-2016, 05:23 PM

I also wouldn't call it love but back in the day when people wore pajama's and lived life slow, I was dating this girl who wouldn't give it up but let me do everything else so I bought her a dog

HOPING that would seal the deal. When I saw that I wasn't going to hit it full throttle (I was also seeing two other girls at the time who were giving it up), I cut her loose. Did she pay back?

Yes.

silvergray545 · 09-15-2016, 05:26 PM

I flew half way around the world to be with the girl that I thought was the one.

jtodd_fl · 09-15-2016, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I flew half way around the world to be with the girl that I thought was the one.

Is this how you ended up in Ohio? If so, you win at losing so far!

Aatish · 09-15-2016, 06:11 PM

Nothing too stupid....yet.

Maybe the fake British accent thing lol.

pz619 · 09-15-2016, 06:19 PM

I once shared half of a double-double from in-n-out with my girlfriend. I was still hungry afterwards. It was a stupid decision. I'd take it back if I could.

Mike. · 09-15-2016, 06:28 PM

I saw this thread and knew already knew I was in here hahahah

I never get tagged notifications

EALm4 · 09-15-2016, 06:42 PM

Ate her ass out

MKSixer · 09-15-2016, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

banned for thinking there were ever any pants involved

WHERE ARE my (yoga) pants????

Still in the van...

kprocivic · 09-15-2016, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

Ate her ass out

bumpy lip after crew.

Kong Sheng Han · 09-15-2016, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Stupid or genius...I can't really tell. The upside is you were left with an M3...which is a sight better than what a lot of other guys get left with.

I would've been left with an M3 either way. Only thing is that if we were to get serious and a terrible breakup happened, M3's condition may not have been good anymore.

Taskmaster · 09-15-2016, 11:27 PM

Masturbate before you make important relationship decisions.

silvergray545 · 09-16-2016, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I flew half way around the world to be with the girl that I thought was the one.

Is this how you ended up in Ohio? If so, you win at losing so far!

Hahaha no, I was born here. I alway ask my dad, "When you moved to this country, why did you pick Cleveland, Ohio of all places?" Lol

Nkc · 09-16-2016, 03:40 AM

I recently got my wife a pretty respectable race car as a birthday present. Turns out she can't even drive stick. I wonder why she hates my gifts. Oh well, as stupid as I am, I'll probably keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

bimmette · 09-16-2016, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I recently got my wife a pretty respectable race car as a birthday present. Turns out she can't even drive stick. I wonder why she hates my gifts. Oh well, as stupid as I am, I'll probably keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Aw you're so sweet!

araaadi · 09-16-2016, 04:46 AM

skipped my grade 12 grad because my first gf did not want me to go because she was jealous of the other girls.

bimmette · 09-16-2016, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by araaadi

skipped my grade 12 grad because my first gf did not want me to go because she was jealous of the other girls.

Awwww

Hey you coming out Sunday?

jtodd_fl · 09-16-2016, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by araaadi

skipped my grade 12 grad because my first gf did not want me to go because she was jealous of the other girls.

Awwww

Hey you coming out Sunday?

Can't. His current gf/wife is jealous of you!

HFW003 · 09-16-2016, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I got married.

Does that count?

Me too!

Never again I tell you.

Alvinized52 · 09-16-2016, 05:57 AM

Decades ago, I worked my ass off to save up enough money to buy my first car... an (almost new) '91 Acura NSX --which was my dream car at the time... Then I met the most beautiful girl in my high school senior class who i was so inloved with. The problem was, there was no backseat for some action..also wasnt enough room for her best friend (wing woman) who she couldnt go anywhere without. So after a couple of weeks of hesitation and much contemplation, i finally decided to trade my dream car in for a brand new 4-seater '92 Acura Integra (after finding out that was her dream car... I got it in "automatic" cuz she cant drive stick shift.) Yeah... Stupid Move...I know!! I was young and dumb!!

Needless to say, our romance was very short-lived (i blame her ugly ass bitch of a friend...) Long story short... I should've kept the damn NSX. One of my many many regrets!

jtodd_fl · 09-16-2016, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Alvinized52

Decades ago, I worked my ass off to save up enough money to buy my first car... an (almost new) '91 Acura NSX --which was my dream car at the time... Then I met the most beautiful girl in my high school senior class who i was so inloved with. The problem was, there was no backseat for some action..also wasnt enough room for her best friend (wing woman) who she couldnt go anywhere without. So after a couple of weeks of hesitation and much contemplation, i finally decided to trade my dream car in for a brand new 4-seater '92 Acura Integra (after finding out that was her dream car... I got it in "automatic" cuz she cant drive stick shift.) Yeah... Stupid Move...I know!! I was young and dumb!!

Needless to say, our romance was very short-lived (i blame her ugly ass bitch of a friend...) Long story short... I should've kept the damn NSX. One of my many many regrets!

Soooo... just to get this straight, you traded car #1 for car #2? Just to make room for the person who would break you up? Well... that sucks.

I admit to being confused, though. "Decades ago" (which means minimally it had to be 96) you bought a 91 NSX in High School? So this car was seemingly less than 5 years old at the time? Were you dealing bro?

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