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I like it when they just do eyes and whatever the hell it's called that just touches up the face...but not a lot of that stuff. I like natural looks.
I hate lipstick colors that are anything more than slightly diff than lip color
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i would love to see those shining lips reflecting off of my cellphone while im talking to one of my pals as were in teh back seat of my car... i love sumdged lip gloss/lipstick on my prick
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04-17-2008, 01:31 PM | #28 |
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You people need to relax with the immature and homo comments...it was just a JOKE...jeez, you guys need to get laid more often...maybe the wife at home isn't giving it up as often as before??? (not applicable to everyone obviously)
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Tell me about it! I got one that keeps texting me to tell me how's shes doing and whatnot! I'm like WTF??
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04-17-2008, 02:10 PM | #33 |
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Most women are false advertisements....their faces don't really look like that (makeup), they don't really smell like that (perfume), their body doesn't really look like that (plastic surgery), they're not really that tall (high-heels). So basically, they sell themselves to whichever guy will go out with them and once the sale is done (i.e., marriage), all those fake things start surfacing.
And people wonder why the divorce rates are so high...b/c once you get married, you realize you actually had no idea what this person REALLY looked like.
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+1 for eyes and lips or the eyes alone. As to the false advertising, all girls go "AS IS" -- no warranty. Make sure you do a full inspection first (involve a third party specialist if in doubt).
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Actually, a lot of people not only thought it was funny, but added on to my original joke in the "off-topic discussion board." Must suck being so serious throughout life. I hope you find a sense of humor one day.
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@ Vs why is it that you can buy a bottle of lotion for 7 bucks, but the salesgirl always tells me that you can get 3 for 24?
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