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      04-25-2008, 05:19 PM   #23
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      04-25-2008, 05:37 PM   #25
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nothing beats birth control, abortion, and being able to cream up your g/f

blowing loads in your girl FTW
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how is having your girlfriend swallow or even spit your load attractive? if anything, just bust your nut on her, but to have her take that shit in her mouth is kinda...well I think it's...well I dunno...it's not on my list of priorities in a girl...
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how is having your girlfriend swallow or even spit your load attractive? if anything, just bust your nut on her, but to have her take that shit in her mouth is kinda...well I think it's...well I dunno...it's not on my list of priorities in a girl...
Your priorities suck then.. -___-
IMO, it's swallow or nothing. I've never 'blown a load' on any of my g/f's because it's too messy to clean up, and most hate the idea.

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Your priorities suck then.. -___-
IMO, it's swallow or nothing. I've never 'blown a load' on any of my g/f's because it's too messy to clean up, and most hate the idea.

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But they're willin to chug that juice instead? lol

I seriously don't care one way or the other haha...
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did female bmw drivers spit or swallow?

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      04-25-2008, 08:01 PM   #32
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how is having your girlfriend swallow or even spit your load attractive? if anything, just bust your nut on her, but to have her take that shit in her mouth is kinda...well I think it's...well I dunno...it's not on my list of priorities in a girl...
'Attractive' is the wrong word for it. When you're at the stage of blowing your load in a girls mouth for her to swallow - the last thing you are thinking is 'look how attractive that is sweetie!'

It's fuckin dirty - it's a "you swallow what I have to give you" man thing. I can't bring myself to blow a load on a chicks face though .. too much for me.
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joo kiddin me?


awesome post since 95% of the people that post here are women
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      04-25-2008, 08:20 PM   #34
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IMO, it's swallow or nothing.
would you really turn down a BJ if the girl didn't swallow? really? really??
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      04-25-2008, 08:41 PM   #36
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It's fuckin dirty - it's a "you swallow what I have to give you" man thing.
Nah, it's just a lot easier that way.

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If I were to blow a load on a girl's face and she allowed me to do that, that would definitely be the last time I see her.

A lady with dignity will never allow a load to be blown all over her face.
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would you really turn down a BJ if the girl didn't swallow? really? really??
I'm gonna say theres a high probability that I would, depending on the girl of course and location. Swallow being swallowing it, or holding it in their mouth and spitting it out in a trash can or something. If we were outside somewhere, then I couldn't care less about what she does.

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      04-25-2008, 09:59 PM   #38
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awww, dam... i'm real close to gettin banned, so i can't post pix of X's on this one...shyyyyt

unless i get permission from Jason, cuz i got plenny of um

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If I were to blow a load on a girl's face and she allowed me to do that, that would definitely be the last time I see her.

A lady with dignity will never allow a load to be blown all over her face.

But you MUST have her on speed dial, so when you get into a fight with the gurl that has "dignity."
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      04-26-2008, 02:07 AM   #41
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If I were to blow a load on a girl's face and she allowed me to do that, that would definitely be the last time I see her.

A lady with dignity will never allow a load to be blown all over her face.
this is the quote of the month. A girl that has dignity must also speak with British accent.
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British accents are overrated. I used to love em though, but I do admit that they're a bonus.

There is a specific type of voice that I find attractive that I can't really describe in a girl...there's really no point in me even trying to describe it...
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      04-26-2008, 03:46 AM   #43
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I usually like to do the Houdini on girls...where I'm doing the deed from behind, and then I spit on their butt and they think I busted a nut, and when they look around, I really bust a nut. Only way I can get them to do a facial!
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In bed.......it's optional to swallow or spit.........

In the car while moving.........MUST swallowed.......cum is high in Protein.
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