i hate cats

Amir87 · 05-01-2008, 01:57 PM

I used to hate cats with a passion! I was even allergic to them, until one day my sister brought home a cat from the adoption place. I love the cat now, she plays mini frisbee with me, fetches it and brings it back to me!

Only thing that sucks is their claws FTL

Revlis · 05-01-2008, 02:01 PM

Some people just cannot handle having an animal around them that they cannot lord over and be "master"...

Cats are awesome but you do have to have a bit of self confidence and understanding.

But yeah, not for you if you've got "something to prove" with your freaking choice of pet. I've seen plenty of idiots walking around with their 200lbs of dumbshit on a leash as yet another bit of compensation for a lack of penis size, social development, clue, etc...

Cats FTW. Unless they are out freaking messing around the neighborhood... That's not cool.

Spool · 05-01-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeman

and you probably hunt wolverines

vote for Pedro

Brunotheboxer · 05-01-2008, 02:11 PM

i don't like cats either but my wife would love to get one so we have an agreement. if she gets a cat i get to go out and buy a python so basically we cancel each other out and just stick with mans best friend. i will own a dog till the day i die my friend.

05-01-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Revlis

Some people just cannot handle having an animal around them that they cannot lord over and be "master"...

Cats are awesome but you do have to have a bit of self confidence and understanding.

But yeah, not for you if you've got "something to prove" with your freaking choice of pet. I've seen plenty of idiots walking around with their 200lbs of dumbshit on a leash as yet another bit of compensation for a lack of penis size, social development, clue, etc...

Cats FTW. Unless they are out freaking messing around the neighborhood... That's not cool.

ding ding ding! thats exactly it boss! GREAT job analyzing

05-01-2008, 02:51 PM

i also hate how the pregnant cats cry now that is scary

me? the kinds of animals i like that you can own are dogs, fish, snakes, etc etc
it would be badass to have a tiger but it also wouldnt be too badass the day it eats you

AWD Addict · 05-01-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nico335

cats are so damn annoying. they look ugly and act weird.... it freaks me out how they act. i hate getting home at like 3am and seeing my neighbors cat by the front door staring at me. i especially hate when they meow and shit its just creepy. they act weird and move weird too.

dogs are better then cats.... cats suck.

I also hate when I'm at friend's houses and the cats are walking all over the tables, counters, stove, couch etc.

All I can see is this nasty animal mashing it's feet in it's ammonia stinking litterbox filled with kitty dumplings and cat piss before it walks on areas where food will inevitably be placed, and people will inevitably be seated.

How about this: Just scoop out the cat shit, dust it with flour, deep fry it and serve it up?

AWD Addict · 05-01-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeeman

and you probably hunt wolverines

with a bow and arrow

AWD Addict · 05-01-2008, 03:13 PM

And they always have their doughnut asshole, often with pieces of shit hanging off nearby, sticking out into your face.

Do me a favor, kitty, lick that hoop a couple more times before "lovingly" licking my face. If you get a little cooch in there too, all the better.

<gag>

Couch · 05-01-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AWD Addict

And they always have their doughnut asshole, often with pieces of shit hanging off nearby, sticking out into your face.

Do me a favor, kitty, lick that hoop a couple more times before "lovingly" licking my face. If you get a little cooch in there too, all the better.

<gag>

I don't know why, but that's hilarious.

Cat's always seem like they want to have sex with your leg. Walking between your legs, pushing their bodies up against it. Then going over to the next person doing the same thing. Cats are the only dumbshits I've seen jump directly into walls because of some light is shinning on it.

karliejai · 05-01-2008, 03:48 PM

car is pretty damn cute i have to say. have you ever have one urself?

Spool · 05-01-2008, 03:50 PM

Liger

inabis · 05-01-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I hate animals over all...unless it's a Liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal...

true that man....I don't want an animal....I'd reather just save my money and blow it on something else

or if I have to pay to feed something and take it to the doctor every so often, I'd rather it be a kid...at least he'll take care of me when I'm old....where is the dog/cat gonna be? I dunno that's just me

Zeeman · 05-01-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

vote for Pedro

my vote's for Kip! any dude that can wheel a babe like Lafaunda deserves my vote.

samwoo2go · 05-01-2008, 05:48 PM

pick 1

VS.

Spool · 05-01-2008, 05:57 PM

^^^ Not fair comparison, u picked the ugliest cat to compare to the cutest dog...now compare apples to apples like this dog here

Zeeman · 05-01-2008, 06:38 PM

hey, i like pussy.

hks786 · 05-01-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Liger

Damnnn! I'm not much of an animal guy, but tigers, lions and other big cats are quite cool. This is just something else though

Year's_End · 05-01-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTV

Dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cats

+1

Year's_End · 05-01-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Liger

Yeah, those don't stop growing do they.

BMW2006 · 05-01-2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nico335

take a look at this video for instance..... WTF?!?

/agree ! wtf...

Plus I'm allergic to them.

-BMW2006

shift330 · 05-01-2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sinnet112

Cats > Dogs.

I'm with you. I hate dogs with a passion. Such stupid smelly creatures.

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Brunotheboxer Colonel 399 Rep 2,984 Posts Drives: 2014 Shelby GT500. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston/Cape Cod iTrader: (0)	i don't like cats either but my wife would love to get one so we have an agreement. if she gets a cat i get to go out and buy a python so basically we cancel each other out and just stick with mans best friend. i will own a dog till the day i die my friend. __________________ "...I maybe drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up..."
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nico335 Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	i also hate how the pregnant cats cry now that is scary me? the kinds of animals i like that you can own are dogs, fish, snakes, etc etc it would be badass to have a tiger but it also wouldnt be too badass the day it eats you
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AWD Addict Chief Executive 388 Rep 2,919 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi 6spd Coupe Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boston iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 335xi [0.00]	And they always have their doughnut asshole, often with pieces of shit hanging off nearby, sticking out into your face. Do me a favor, kitty, lick that hoop a couple more times before "lovingly" licking my face. If you get a little cooch in there too, all the better. <gag>
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Spool ****** 589 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	^^^ Not fair comparison, u picked the ugliest cat to compare to the cutest dog...now compare apples to apples like this dog here __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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