Confucius Say

are0lies · 08-19-2018, 05:28 PM

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Needbmwpartzz · 08-19-2018, 09:37 PM

Confucius say .....if you want nurse,must be patient!

1MOREMOD · 08-19-2018, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Confucius say .....if you want nurse,must be patient!

Repeat bro

Sea-Tac · 08-19-2018, 10:27 PM

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers

Dang3r · 08-20-2018, 03:19 AM

Confucius say...You will learn patience if a mosquito is sitting on your testicles' sack.

Needbmwpartzz · 08-20-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Confucius say .....if you want nurse,must be patient!

Repeat bro

Confucius say....must post again if want 2 nurse!

are0lies · 08-20-2018, 01:47 PM

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King Rudi · 08-20-2018, 01:53 PM

Confucius say man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

King Rudi · 08-20-2018, 01:56 PM

Confucius say woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

Banana Hammock · 08-20-2018, 02:47 PM

Man with 1 chopstick go hungry.

shay2nak · 08-20-2018, 03:43 PM

I'm dying over here.

lennyf · 08-20-2018, 03:44 PM

"He who lay fart in church sit in pew"

Captain Blood · 08-20-2018, 04:02 PM

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BzsBimmer · 08-20-2018, 04:06 PM

Confusious say..This is some straight stereotype Asian shit.

Captain Blood · 08-20-2018, 04:15 PM

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ShopVac · 08-20-2018, 10:42 PM

Confucius say:

Baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls no walk.

And

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

There's a few of these out there...enjoy Bobby Subgum conficiansms. Was a Burgh thing back in the 90's

Mingwan · 08-21-2018, 03:13 AM

ashtaron14 · 08-21-2018, 05:12 AM

This reminds me of playing Shadow Warrior - 1997

are0lies · 08-21-2018, 10:03 AM

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Captain Blood · 08-21-2018, 10:26 AM

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