I go by many names...

DETRoadster · 01-14-2019, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!

On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.

Damn straight. We were all supposed to like Blair but even my 10 year old heart had no time for that sh*t. Big hair blonde cheerleader vs. dangerous brunette on a motorcycle? No contest who wins that competition IMO.

PA135ii · 01-14-2019, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!

On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.

liar. everyone wanted to frump Blair.

cmyx6go · 01-14-2019, 03:29 PM

Now_Rudi

You're killing me. Do you have any idea how much work I got done Friday? I posted more today than I did all last week.

PA135ii · 01-14-2019, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I was always more of a Ms. Garrison fan myself. GOILS, GOILS, GOILS!!!

On the down low I always had a crush on Joe.

admit it...

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Damn straight. We were all supposed to like Blair but even my 10 year old heart had no time for that sh*t. Big hair blonde cheerleader vs. dangerous brunette on a motorcycle? No contest who wins that competition IMO.

YES!!! High maintenance/pretentious versus dangerous....dangerous will win every time.

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Originally Posted by PA135ii

liar. everyone wanted to frump Blair.

Blasphemous! Blair annoyed me more than Natalie.

BTW, has anyone seen Joe as of late?

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Now_Rudi

You're killing me. Do you have any idea how much work I got done Friday? I posted more today than I did all last week.

I'm glad that my presence on the forums results in loss of productivity for companies nation wide.

BTW....

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PA135ii

admit it...

Hilarious!

and no

DETRoadster · 01-14-2019, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

YES!!! High maintenance/pretentious versus dangerous....dangerous will win every time.

Blasphemous! Blair annoyed me more than Natalie.

BTW, has anyone seen Joe as of late?

Green eyes too? Oh for f*ck sake, I'm in love all over again.

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Green eyes too? Oh for f*ck sake, I'm in love all over again.

Right??? I'd wife her ass so hard.

Joekerr · 01-14-2019, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Now_Rudi

You're killing me. Do you have any idea how much work I got done Friday? I posted more today than I did all last week.

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I'm glad that my presence on the forums results in loss of productivity for companies nation wide.

BTW....

Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.

If one could only find a way to measure this statistically, this would be quite the addition to my resume or CV. I would need to determine whether or not to use it before or after the following that already occupy my prior responsibilities of:

Floor mopper at Pull Your Own Part nickel peep shows
Watching copious amounts of online porn during business hours
Best House Bitch Award 2007-2015

DETRoadster · 01-14-2019, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh, but it is even better than that. You see, the inverse must also be true. To flesh that out then, your lack of presence on these forums must mean you single-handedly increased productivity across companies nationwide...which if you were to aggregate that, would be a very impressive number indeed.

What a resume builder that is. And you alone can use it, for no one has ever said that about me. Plus, my boss is a complete jerkface and would never believe that about me.

Both the S&P and Dow were flat Friday as the markets tried to understand the gravity of the situation. Both are decidedly down today as everyone f*cks off and chats with Tootie.

Joekerr · 01-14-2019, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

If one could only find a way to measure this statistically, this would be quite the addition to my resume or CV. I would need to determine whether or not to use it before or after the following that already occupy my prior responsibilities of:

Floor mopper at Pull Your Own Part nickel peep shows
Watching copious amounts of online porn during business hours
Best House Bitch Award 2007-2015

Well, if you want my advice...ah who am I kidding, I'm going to give it anyways...the "Best House Bitch" award is nothing to sneeze at. At least as prestigious as the Grammy's, only far more entertaining.

So I'd probably put that on top, followed by this measure once you can statistically quantify it, then followed by the other two in no particular order.

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Both the S&P and Dow were flat Friday as the markets tried to understand the gravity of the situation. Both are decidedly down today as everyone f*cks off and chats with Tootie.

If I ever become a talk show host, I promise you I will name the show "Everyone Fucks Off and Chats with Tootie, Judy, Rudi, Kunta"....whatever

King Rudi · 01-14-2019, 03:56 PM

Seriously though.....Let's all take a moment and go back to that picture of Joe again......dammit.

Lups · 01-14-2019, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Is not_lups taken? That would be an epic name.......

I get no fresh love around here, only recycled!

Captain Blood · 01-14-2019, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

Is not_lups taken? That would be an epic name.......

I get no fresh love around here, only recycled!

Check out the chicken sex thread for that

cmyx6go · 01-14-2019, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I get no fresh love around here, only recycled!

If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!

Lups · 01-14-2019, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!

Judy... I was so happy to see an other female here

shoei · 01-14-2019, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

If I remember correctly, thanks to Lups for the transition from Just to Not. Not Lups would have been perfect!

Judy... I was so happy to see an other female here

1. Do you qualify as a female around these parts? Well, I guess if we include your Christmas calendar booty shot back in 2016...

2. How was your FAVORITE holiday?

3. Are you over Peter yet? Enjoying your fine Skoda's ?

Darth One · 01-14-2019, 09:45 PM

I have no idea who you are, but how the fuck do you have 3,181 likes on just 776 poasts??!

1MOREMOD · 01-14-2019, 09:48 PM

Wtf is this crap

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cmyx6go Colonel 16846 Rep 2,088 Posts Drives: 2022 X6///M Comp Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: NYC iTrader: (2) Garage List 2019 X6 ///M [10.00]	Now_Rudi You're killing me. Do you have any idea how much work I got done Friday? I posted more today than I did all last week.
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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13072 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	Seriously though.....Let's all take a moment and go back to that picture of Joe again......dammit.
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1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Wtf is this crap
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