Jessica Simpson Sex Tape

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedges

sub'd

y? the link is right there?

Sedan_Clan · 07-25-2008, 05:13 PM

Downloading.

c0nstant · 07-25-2008, 05:20 PM

i just finished watching the video. it doesnt show her face once

edit: it shows the side of her face but it doesnt look anything like her. idk

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i just finished watching the video. it doesnt show her face once

not true at all, somebody didnt even make it half way. You get both boobs, she tries to film herself getting nailed a few times, and her face ends up in the camera plenty of times. Never a fantastic shot but still a few decent ones, plus shes wearing a $500 pair of boots.

c0nstant · 07-25-2008, 05:26 PM

lol i kinda FF'd through it

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

lol i kinda FF'd through it

Right you miss a lot that way

mpimping · 07-25-2008, 05:31 PM

B

e90AW335i · 07-25-2008, 05:36 PM

A

Sedan_Clan · 07-25-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Robertbog

Not that one, it's her with the maroon 5 drummer, definitely her too, you can tell by the uggs, the tits, the face, the hair, the figure, the vibrator.

After analyzing that video, I'm calling bluff.

That is not Jessica Simpson! First and foremost, Jessica is better built than the chick in that video. Secondly, the few scenes of her face validate that it's not her. That chick shares a resemblance, but doesn't look like Jessica.

...and using the Uggs as justification? Come on guys! So many people wear Uggs (..or copy cat versions) in our society that I don't know why the appearance of an Ugg boot is even a qualifying factor.

mpimping · 07-25-2008, 05:38 PM

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mpimping · 07-25-2008, 05:38 PM

sick joke SPAM BAN OP please

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

After analyzing that video, I'm calling bluff.

That is not Jessica Simpson! First and foremost, Jessica is better built than the chick in that video. Secondly, the few scenes of her face validate that it's not her. That chick shares a resemblance, but doesn't look like Jessica.

...and using the Uggs as justification? Come on guys! So many people wear Uggs (..or copy cat versions) in our society that I don't know why the appearance of an Ugg boot is even a qualifying factor.

I'm gonna stick with my original opinion, the hair, the face, the tits, all match. And the dude definitely looks like Adam Levine

Kensta335 · 07-25-2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Robertbog

I'm gonna stick with my original opinion, the hair, the face, the tits, all match. And the dude definitely looks like Adam Levine

Adam Levine is not the drummer of Maroon 5.

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Adam Levine is not the drummer of Maroon 5.

hes the singer, dont care dont listen to them, seems like its him when you look at a picture then look at the vid

MTV · 07-25-2008, 07:49 PM

Downloading it now...

flukey · 07-25-2008, 09:15 PM

def not her... fake alert

mpimping · 07-25-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV

Downloading it now...

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huchung · 07-25-2008, 09:30 PM

fake

Robertbog · 07-25-2008, 09:42 PM

Well i guess the "No's" have it

rlb · 07-25-2008, 11:45 PM

My vote for fake also. She is pretty lame also.

Kiemyster · 07-26-2008, 12:23 AM

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MTV · 07-26-2008, 02:12 AM

Not her

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07-25-2008, 09:15 PM	#38
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