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      11-18-2008, 09:00 AM   #23
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      11-18-2008, 11:37 AM   #24
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I am gonna keep it PC... but here is a hint....

I get to hear it everyday.
Youre so flaming?
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      11-18-2008, 11:47 AM   #25
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Youre so flaming?
LOL

Hint 2: I live in the Middle East
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      11-18-2008, 11:51 AM   #26
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LOL

Hint 2: I live in the Middle East
ohhhhhh someone called you a terrorist?
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      11-18-2008, 12:01 PM   #27
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I am gonna keep it PC... but here is a hint....

I get to hear it everyday.
oh u in dubai! here's the options:

1. towel head
2. child molseter (khattak 7elo)
3. "you fucking indian slave"

right?
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      11-18-2008, 12:08 PM   #28
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oh u in dubai! here's the options:

1. towel head
2. child molseter (khattak 7elo)
3. "you fucking indian slave"

right?
Ohhh he didn't hold back
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      11-18-2008, 12:09 PM   #29
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Ohhh he didn't hold back
he rarely ever does
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Ohhh he didn't hold back
it's ok, we're homies
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      11-18-2008, 01:32 PM   #31
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One day I was walking down the street one summer and someone says "You've got nice legs, man." I was a half a block away before I realized it was a guy.

The crazy proposition stuff earlier in the thread I wouldn't count - if you go out at all, you're going to hear that kind of thing, girls love trying to shock guys that way. The earliest I recall was at 17 when a friend's sister, only 15 at the time, told me she could wear me out without pulling her pants down.
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      11-18-2008, 01:38 PM   #32
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One day I was walking down the street one summer and someone says "You've got nice legs, man." I was a half a block away before I realized it was a guy.

The crazy proposition stuff earlier in the thread I wouldn't count - if you go out at all, you're going to hear that kind of thing, girls love trying to shock guys that way. The earliest I recall was at 17 when a friend's sister, only 15 at the time, told me she could wear me out without pulling her pants down.
OW OWWWWWWW
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      11-18-2008, 01:41 PM   #33
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oh u in dubai! here's the options:

1. towel head
2. child molseter (khattak 7elo)
3. "you fucking indian slave"

right?
Dot Indian not to be confused for the woo woo woo indian.
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      11-18-2008, 02:24 PM   #34
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Oh yeah, when I was a kid I was walking my 6 month old puppy through the park and some middle eastern guys come up to me and asked if I wanted to have little dog fight their mean looking rottweiler. I'm thinking "WTF?", but actually I said "no". I guess they were offended because they started throwing rocks at my PUPPY as we walked away.

I had a friend over one time and she said "I could rape you right now and you couldn't do anything about it." I'm like "why would I do anything about it." I don't think she realized that for hetero males, the only bad sex is gay sex.
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Oh yeah, when I was a kid I was walking my 6 month old puppy through the park and some middle eastern guys come up to me and asked if I wanted to have little dog fight their mean looking rottweiler. I'm thinking "WTF?", but actually I said "no". I guess they were offended because they started throwing rocks at my PUPPY as we walked away.
I woulda pulled and put one of these to that motherfuckers forehead and asked him how much he cared for his brains because if he threw another rock at my dog they would be dog food for the rottweiler and then I'd probably kill the dog. Tough guys can get pretty unfucken tough real fucken quick

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I woulda pulled and put one of these to that motherfuckers forehead and asked him how much he cared for his brains because if he threw another rock at my dog they would be dog food for the rottweiler and then I'd probably kill the dog. Tough guys can get pretty unfucken tough real fucken quick

haha fuck yeah
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I was in line at the dining facility in ACU's and this guy turned around and asked me "Are you a ROK (Republic of Korea) soldier?" I had a wtf look on my face. I'm in an American Army uniform with the american flag on my right sleeve. Do you think i'm a ROK soldier? Just because i'm asian I'm automatically korean in the army, what the fuck people!
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      11-18-2008, 04:12 PM   #38
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Dot Indian not to be confused for the woo woo woo indian.
that's native americans...
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My buddy and I are baked in a CVS looking for candy and drinks and shit...

We're at the register, getting our money and all, and this black guy who looks to be in his forties comes up to us and says, "the ladies looooove Mr. Bubbles".

My friend and I are just staring at each other, thinking nothing of it, like he's talking to himself. My friend then turns and says, "umm, yeah. that's good shit". The man then says, "my lady is gettin' some Mr. Bubbles tonight, if you know whadda mean". We go, yeah of course. He says, "Boys, just remember, all ya have to do is say I've brought Mr. Bubbles, it drives the bitches crazy".

Then we basically say we should do it with the ladies tonight and he gets all defensive saying we can't go near his girl, and we're just like WTF is going on. My friend was like, "nonono, with my girl". We're just blazed as fuck and confused out of our minds. The guy eventually just stopped talking to us. So random.

...I wonder what the cashier was thinking...
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My buddy and I are baked in a CVS looking for candy and drinks and shit...

We're at the register, getting our money and all, and this black guy who looks to be in his forties comes up to us and says, "the ladies looooove Mr. Bubbles".

My friend and I are just staring at each other, thinking nothing of it, like he's talking to himself. My friend then turns and says, "umm, yeah. that's good shit". The man then says, "my lady is gettin' some Mr. Bubbles tonight, if you know whadda mean". We go, yeah of course. He says, "Boys, just remember, all ya have to do is say I've brought Mr. Bubbles, it drives the bitches crazy".

Then we basically say we should do it with the ladies tonight and he gets all defensive saying we can't go near his girl, and we're just like WTF is going on. My friend was like, "nonono, with my girl". We're just blazed as fuck and confused out of our minds. The guy eventually just stopped talking to us. So random.

...I wonder what the cashier was thinking...
She was thinking of Mr. Bubbles...
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      11-18-2008, 05:03 PM   #42
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My buddy and I are baked in a CVS looking for candy and drinks and shit...

We're at the register, getting our money and all, and this black guy who looks to be in his forties comes up to us and says, "the ladies looooove Mr. Bubbles".

My friend and I are just staring at each other, thinking nothing of it, like he's talking to himself. My friend then turns and says, "umm, yeah. that's good shit". The man then says, "my lady is gettin' some Mr. Bubbles tonight, if you know whadda mean". We go, yeah of course. He says, "Boys, just remember, all ya have to do is say I've brought Mr. Bubbles, it drives the bitches crazy".

Then we basically say we should do it with the ladies tonight and he gets all defensive saying we can't go near his girl, and we're just like WTF is going on. My friend was like, "nonono, with my girl". We're just blazed as fuck and confused out of our minds. The guy eventually just stopped talking to us. So random.

...I wonder what the cashier was thinking...
Umm.. something along the lines of
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      11-18-2008, 05:07 PM   #44
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