Your Sex Life

StewtheBassman · 08-25-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by oneshare325

My lady has been in texas for the last 3 or 4 weeks, so I have been in a dry spell since! She comes back on tuesday though, counting down the days!

We'll make sure to check your post count Tuesday!

parachute · 08-25-2006, 03:56 PM

sex is healthy

BellasBmw · 08-25-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by flush01

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damn bella, what do u do on a lonely nights ?

HA i have my ways. Last time i got some was the first week of july. But its not that i cant get any.. i got many numbers if i need it. But, i just dont care. Not a big deal to me.

ska///235i · 08-25-2006, 04:13 PM

I use to have it 5+ per week when I was younger, now I feel 2-3 per week is kinda too much....Is this normal as you get older???
Do I need to see a doctor?...LOL

parachute · 08-25-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ska

I use to have it 5+ per week when I was younger, now I feel 2-3 per week is kinda too much....Is this normal as you get older???
Do I need to see a doctor?...LOL

I think your gayness is slowly coming out, lol, jk

ska///235i · 08-25-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by parachute

I think your gayness is slowly coming out, lol, jk

oh no....a sign of gayness

Jay_328 · 08-25-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by makr

I would rather ride my motorcycle than fuck.

what kind of motorcycle you got, bro?

Jay_328 · 08-25-2006, 06:05 PM

I had sex with myself this morning and it looks like I'll have sex with myself again tonight! WOO HOO!! :rocks:

Brunotheboxer · 08-25-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay_325Ci

I had sex with myself this morning and it looks like I'll have sex with myself again tonight! WOO HOO!! :rocks:

NJjustin · 08-25-2006, 06:45 PM

this chick I was dating for the last few weeks wanted it 3-4 times a day everyday. so thats about 21 times.

this week however i havent gotten any .

Juve29 · 08-25-2006, 07:27 PM

I'm catholic.

NJjustin · 08-25-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBob

If she was a mute and owned a liquor store then she would be the perfect woman. I bet if she had as many sticking out as she's had sticking in she'd look like a porcupine.

lol..she was perfect. good girl who you would never expect to such a freak in the sack. I was shocked the first time. Only problem is she expected me to totally change and she was controlling. I cant deal with that.

aapriadi · 08-25-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBob

You're prime Chicken Ranch material.

what does that mean?

makr · 08-25-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SCA

Born-again virgin

= Single divorcee w/ a child.

Bingo

makr · 08-25-2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by aapriadi

what does that mean?

Are you serious?

aapriadi · 08-25-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by makr

Are you serious?

ok just urban-dictionaried this shiet

basically similar to a brothel..so i'm gonna be a gigolo?

makr · 08-26-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBob

It means you need to make a road trip to Nevada for some desperately needed service.

Sounds good!

BellasBmw · 08-27-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BadBob

Washer spin cycle perhaps?

HA.. nah too many ppl around the house for that one.

flush01 · 08-27-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

HA.. nah too many ppl around the house for that one.

how's ny ? u moved already?

View Poll Results: how many times per week
5+ I'm a superstar	17	18.68%
2-3 per week	31	34.07%
once a week	10	10.99%
I only get it once a month	10	10.99%
I dont get none	23	25.27%
Voters: 91. You may not vote on this poll

08-25-2006, 03:56 PM	#24
parachute parachute 98 Rep 539 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TN, USA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2011 335i [0.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	sex is healthy __________________ 335i Coupe - LeMans Blue 325i Sedan - Mystic Blue (Retired) Last edited by parachute; 01-07-2009 at 07:55 PM..
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08-25-2006, 04:13 PM	#26
ska///235i ***** noob 1414 Rep 10,477 Posts Drives: 325xi>M235i>428GCx Mspor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston iTrader: (34) Garage List 2006 325xi [0.00]	I use to have it 5+ per week when I was younger, now I feel 2-3 per week is kinda too much....Is this normal as you get older??? Do I need to see a doctor?...LOL __________________ 2006 325xi (Sold) 2014 M235I (Current) 2015 428xi Gran Coupe (STB)
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08-25-2006, 06:05 PM	#30
Jay_328 Lieutenant Colonel 125 Rep 1,595 Posts Drives: 07 e92 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 07 E92 328 [0.00]	I had sex with myself this morning and it looks like I'll have sex with myself again tonight! WOO HOO!! :rocks:
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08-25-2006, 06:45 PM	#32
NJjustin First Lieutenant 19 Rep 351 Posts Drives: AW 330i W/Sport Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Jersey iTrader: (1)	this chick I was dating for the last few weeks wanted it 3-4 times a day everyday. so thats about 21 times. this week however i havent gotten any . Last edited by NJjustin; 08-25-2006 at 07:43 PM..
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08-25-2006, 07:27 PM	#33
Juve29 First Lieutenant 19 Rep 324 Posts Drives: 325i titanium silver spk Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	I'm catholic. __________________ 325i Titanium Silver / Sport Package / black interior / Chrome Kidney Grill / Tinted Windows. Last edited by Juve29; 08-25-2006 at 09:18 PM..
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