Surgery to 'improve' vaginas -

DougLikesBMW · 11-13-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

and then there's anal bleaching . . . I haven't laughed as hard as that since this one lady from work revealed she was considering it. Sure, a few drinks didn't hurt, but I still LOL about that one.

Lulz, yeah, how does that shit work anyway?

Where would a chick go to do that anyhow? But from what I've seen in porn, anal bleaching results FTW (at least I think those girls had their bootyholes bleached).

Stelyos · 11-13-2009, 01:07 PM

bleached bootyholes FTW!

graider · 11-13-2009, 01:14 PM

fwck, i shouldn't have clicked on this thread while having lunch. I threw up.

with that said, I love the thick one.

TLud · 11-13-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

If you have an "un-cut" penis, the girl you hooked up with last weekend is talking to all her friends right now about how gross it was.

Shortly before going back for seconds...

O-cha · 11-13-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

If you have an "un-cut" penis, the girl you hooked up with last weekend is talking to all her friends right now about how gross it was.

I love how circumsized guys say things like this, try to keep your insecurity over what you are lacking to yourself.

UncleWede · 11-13-2009, 05:30 PM

Montego is of the female persuasion

best regards,
Wede

UncleWede · 11-13-2009, 05:33 PM

bleaching seems to be available at most "salons" that perform other body modifications.

best regards,
Wede

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-13-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

I love how circumsized guys say things like this, try to keep your insecurity over what you are lacking to yourself.

No penis here! But my comment comes from 4 years of college in a sorority, and the overwhelming majority of my sisters (40+ women) think/thought turtlenecks are gross! Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Regardless of what you guys may think, we DO sit around talking about sex, penis size, how fast you came, etc.

mJ335 · 11-13-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

No penis here! But my comment comes from 4 years of college in a sorority, and the overwhelming majority of my sisters (40+ women) think/thought turtlenecks are gross! Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Regardless of what you guys may think, we DO sit around talking about sex, penis size, how fast you came, etc.

I KNEW IT!!!

ideliver · 11-13-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

If you have an "un-cut" penis, the girl you hooked up with last weekend is talking to all her friends right now about how gross it was.

If you NEVER saw anything else...you wouldn't know any different...besides...men that are "uncut" last longer...

The only two groups in the world that routinely circumcise are jews and muslims...

Whether you believe in science (evolution) or religion (creationism) both of these have given us foreskin...who the hell am I to say that God or evolution is wrong and needs ME to immediately fix it...

But...since I get $150 to $200 for 5 minutes of my time..and since the world if full of women with identical opinions as yours...I talk til I am blue in the face...and then the have me circ the little guy...

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-13-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ideliver

If you NEVER saw anything else...you wouldn't know any different...besides...men that are "uncut" last longer...

The only two groups in the world that routinely circumcise are jews and muslims...

Whether you believe in science (evolution) or religion (creationism) both of these have given us foreskin...who the hell am I to say that God or evolution is wrong and needs ME to immediately fix it...

But...since I get $150 to $200 for 5 minutes of my time..and since the world if full of women with identical opinions as yours...I talk til I am blue in the face...and then the have me circ the little guy...

Hey, I'm not the end-all be-all of foreskin, lol. Just my personal experiences, and what my friends thought. If god gave it to ya, and your mamma didn't take it away, then work it!

ideliver · 11-13-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Hey, I'm not the end-all be-all of foreskin, lol. Just my personal experiences, and what my friends thought. If god gave it to ya, and your mamma didn't take it away, then work it!

Unfortunately my momma had the doctor take mine...but the sad truth is that this ritual was sold to the American population after WWII by predominately Jeewish physicians as medically necessary...

Very few other countries was their time or resources on this nonsense...$500 X 2 million american boys/yr = 1 BILLION dollars/yr spent on CIRCs....about 40% of births are to women on MEDICAID...so the taxpayers spent about $400,000,000 a year on circs..that could buy a lot of mammograms and pap smears, which actually DO save lives...

Also, the religious circs...barely remove any of the foreskin...its just a ritual...

Grauss · 11-13-2009, 06:24 PM

I honestly don't see why girls in the US think foreskin is gross, basically everywhere else in the world the practice of cutting is nonexistent (10% or so in Australia are circed).

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-13-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Grauss

I honestly don't see why girls in the US think foreskin is gross, basically everywhere else in the world the practice of cutting is nonexistent (10% or so in Australia are circed).

I don't speak for all US women, just what the general consensus was in my sorority.

Grauss · 11-13-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

I don't speak for all US women, just what the general consensus was in my sorority.

Oh, I understand entirely, hell, girls have told me it's gross, I just don't understand why it's gross... I mean either it's supposed to be there because of evolution or god put it there.

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-13-2009, 06:31 PM

Probably just not experiencing it.

I guess if you grew up in a compound where everyone cut their thumbs off, thumbs would really freak you out too. (Worst analogy ever...)

Stelyos · 11-13-2009, 06:47 PM

I'm circumcised and the women love it... they always say "wow! you have such a beautiful c**k!" and then they get down to business, a lot of sorority girls can second that... hehe

TurboFan · 11-13-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Yeah, they are both equally retarded, however at least the women choose to get it done (however stupid that may be).

Never mind the increased risk of cancer, the prevalance of phimosis, paraphimosis and balanitis among dicks with turtleneck sweaters.

Doug, I bet you wear a turtleneck sweater.

mpimping · 11-13-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

I don't speak for all US women, just what the general consensus was in my sorority.

Is that you in the pic? It looks like a singer.

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-13-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Is that you in the pic? It looks like a singer.

A singer - lol, what?

boymonkey · 11-13-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

bleaching seems to be available at most "salons" that perform other body modifications.

best regards,
Wede

What's this?

boymonkey · 11-13-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ideliver

besides...men that are "uncut" last longer...

Not true.

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