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      05-01-2010, 10:32 PM   #23
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      05-01-2010, 11:27 PM   #25
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OMGGGGGGSSSSSSS........ I paid the 2.99 and it told me about the birthmark on my left testicle!
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      05-02-2010, 01:21 AM   #26
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Seriously. Even had a photo of it. Fucken google earth. At least they didn't figure out I'm black.
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      05-02-2010, 01:33 AM   #27
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Seriously. Even had a photo of it. Fucken google earth. At least they didn't figure out I'm black.
That picture is just full of LOL.

You're black too?
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      05-02-2010, 01:58 PM   #30
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Wtf???

My name isn't in there. My email isn't in there, but what's funny is that my phone number that I've had for 10+ years says I'm a 40 year old female who makes 85k a year and my house is like 450k...

I'll leave that... lol
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OMGGGGGGSSSSSSS........ I paid the 2.99 and it told me about the birthmark on my left testicle!
Dayum. I'm going to pay for the premium membership then!

Ok also
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Dayum. I'm going to pay for the premium membership then!

Ok also
Of what? Not of that birthmark LMAO.
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      05-02-2010, 03:45 PM   #33
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Dayum. I'm going to pay for the premium membership then!

Ok also
Who do you think I am? Sara?
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      05-02-2010, 09:33 PM   #34
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OMGGGGGGSSSSSSS........ I paid the 2.99 and it told me about the birthmark on my left testicle!

Sorry that was me that reported that
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      05-02-2010, 09:51 PM   #35
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Sorry that was me that reported that
Jeeeez. I thought you said you wouldn't tell anybody. At least you didn't go into detail about how you thought it tasted like chocolate.
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Jeeeez. I thought you said you wouldn't tell anybody. At least you didn't go into detail about how you thought it tasted like chocolate.
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Seriously. Even had a photo of it. Fucken google earth. At least they didn't figure out I'm black.
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That picture is just full of LOL.

You're black too?


You guys are black? So am I!


On the inside anyway
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You lie.

You just want to be the creamy vanilla center in our chocolate cookie sandwich.
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      05-02-2010, 10:10 PM   #39
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You guys are black? So am I!


On the inside anyway
im black too, from the waste down
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You lie.

You just want to be the creamy vanilla center in our chocolate cookie sandwich.




You're right :-/ I tried not to make it too obvious. I guess I failed.
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im black too, from the waste down
That wouldn't matter. It was scientifically tested and proven that the black cock actually has less contractile fibers as well as less AV anasthemosis causing less blood to be shunted away from the penis while not erect.

Still, my black cock is huge. I removed a girls tonsils once, they came out her nose.
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You're right :-/ I tried not to make it too obvious. I guess I failed.
You and Collin will always be my creamy white chocolate
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      05-02-2010, 10:16 PM   #43
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You and Collin will always be my creamy white chocolate
atleast you get my name correctly, im tired of collins haha...im waiting for jason to respond to me about changing my username to Collin
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Lollll.

Or JsGaytorade
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