Prank goes terribly wrong

BTM · 05-03-2010, 02:48 PM

I heard on the radio today a story about college kids fishing in MN and they weren't catching anything really like only small stuff, so as a joke one kid swallowed the next fish he caught, I can't remember the type of fish but apparently it was the kind that deploys its dorsal fin tearing through his esophagus and everything...kid bleed to death on the boat

At least in that one he did it to himself I guess...this one is just wow

shuarma · 05-03-2010, 02:50 PM

that's not even a funny prank to begin with

335R1 · 05-03-2010, 03:03 PM

whiskey tango foxtrot.

number335 · 05-03-2010, 03:28 PM

1001 ways to die

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 03:47 PM

I didn't know an eel would do that. On the other hand, I one of those mini plastic 1 shot booze bottles would have more than sufficed.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I heard on the radio today a story about college kids fishing in MN and they weren't catching anything really like only small stuff, so as a joke one kid swallowed the next fish he caught, I can't remember the type of fish but apparently it was the kind that deploys its dorsal fin tearing through his esophagus and everything...kid bleed to death on the boat

At least in that one he did it to himself I guess...this one is just wow

Catfish?

BTM · 05-03-2010, 03:52 PM

No I def wouldve remembered that...it was a type that only avid fishers would remember probably

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

No I def wouldve remembered that...it was a type that only avid fishers would remember probably

There are quite a few fishes with rigid spines on their dorsal fins...

BTM · 05-03-2010, 04:00 PM

Yea but ones that the fish deploys itself? I know nothing about fish

Razzy · 05-03-2010, 04:01 PM

O-M-G

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Yea but ones that the fish deploys itself? I know nothing about fish

When fish are threatened, they can deploy the spike(s)..kind of like how dogs tense up to show aggression. It makes them look less attractive to predators for the same reason this person died.

BTM · 05-03-2010, 04:06 PM

Yea that's how I understood it, the kid didn't know the fish would deploy...wasn't aware there were lots that do it though.

Alexander · 05-03-2010, 04:25 PM

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holy fuck

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Originally Posted by lkw15

Wow that is really disturbing.

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Wow.

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Damn these are some short ass responses from dudes who always have something to say. I have to read this now.

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Originally Posted by Sara504

oh my

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

What kind of a prank is that? WTF.

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All the weird shit always comes from China.

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Originally Posted by SchnellM3

That's some pretty messed up shit

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Originally Posted by Maestro

Talk to any emergency room nurse and this kind of activity is not unusual. More drug guys show up in the emergency room with the strangest things stuck up there asses...

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F***!!!

Hawkeye · 05-03-2010, 04:46 PM

Wowzers. I have heard of some bad ones... but anything up the ass is not a good idea!

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 04:49 PM

I know the fins on a tuna fit into little depressions on their body and their dorsal fin completely folds flat to make them faster swimmers.

BTM · 05-03-2010, 04:50 PM

I have like a dry taxidermy puffer fish all puffed out somewhere

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 05:29 PM

You know what. When I read that story again, I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

The man had an eel stuck up his asshole. AN EEL.

SchnellM3 · 05-03-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I heard on the radio today a story about college kids fishing in MN and they weren't catching anything really like only small stuff, so as a joke one kid swallowed the next fish he caught, I can't remember the type of fish but apparently it was the kind that deploys its dorsal fin tearing through his esophagus and everything...kid bleed to death on the boat

At least in that one he did it to himself I guess...this one is just wow

You would think that since they are "avid" fishermen or even just going for fun they would have known that that type of fish would do that, thats just stupid. On a thousand ways to die they had a guy who impaled his head on a high pressure nozzle in a car wash needless to say pressure built up and

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 05:58 PM

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You would think that since they are "avid" fishermen or even just going for fun they would have known that that type of fish would do that, thats just stupid. On a thousand ways to die they had a guy who impaled his head on a high pressure nozzle in a car wash needless to say pressure built up and

LOL.

05-03-2010, 06:06 PM

So apparantly over in China, murder is now considered a practical joke?

number335 · 05-03-2010, 06:13 PM

remind me not to get drunk around chinese people

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 06:23 PM

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remind me not to get drunk around chinese people

Right? LOL.

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BTM Banned 498 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	Yea but ones that the fish deploys itself? I know nothing about fish
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