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      07-12-2010, 02:26 PM   #23
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Trying having the mind of a female for a day, and you'd understand why were are so crazy.
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      07-12-2010, 02:30 PM   #24
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My wife always comes on the attack while I'm in the shower. Shampoo in the hair and she starts spilling word vomit all over and I can hardly defend myself or say anything cuz then she gets out what she thinks makes sense and then walks away, while I'm still naked in the shower with the "wtf" look on my face
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      07-12-2010, 02:49 PM   #25
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just gotta give alittle SDSTFU and thats that :P
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My wife always comes on the attack while I'm in the shower. Shampoo in the hair and she starts spilling word vomit all over and I can hardly defend myself or say anything cuz then she gets out what she thinks makes sense and then walks away, while I'm still naked in the shower with the "wtf" look on my face
counter attack her and start bitching at her while your pounding the vagine, then again it COULD go against you if you arent laying it down properly
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Trying having the mind of a female for a day, and you'd understand why were are so crazy.
that is the silliest rationale I think I've ever heard....

if you can acknowledge you're crazy...why not do something about it?
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      07-12-2010, 03:05 PM   #28
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that is the silliest rationale I think I've ever heard....

if you can acknowledge you're crazy...why not do something about it?
Its just too much to ask of them to be reasonable.
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Trying having the mind of a female for a day, and you'd understand why were are so crazy.
So you're crazy because you're crazy?
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      07-12-2010, 03:47 PM   #30
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that is the silliest rationale I think I've ever heard....

if you can acknowledge you're crazy...why not do something about it?
First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. In this case, crazy.
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      07-12-2010, 04:03 PM   #31
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I think that most women would be the first to admit exactly what Sara did.
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      07-12-2010, 04:54 PM   #32
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If you aren't married yet, just wait. Whole lotta not making sense.
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      07-12-2010, 06:39 PM   #33
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I think that most women would be the first to admit exactly what Sara did.
There's a difference in admitting you're a crazy bitch knowing either way you always get what you want(unless you're ugly as hell), and actually try to change it.

I can admit all day long that I love to argue with dumb asses, doesnt mean I will ever stop. You have to find a bitch that would actually quit being crazy, not just make you deal with it.
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Women have vaginas. They say what they want.
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Trying having the mind of a female for a day, and you'd understand why were are so crazy.
Care to elaborate? What goes through your mind on a daily?
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Females over-analyze everything. They drive themselves crazy.
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Females over-analyze everything. They drive themselves crazy.
I do not agree.

Analyzing requires logical thinking. Woman go by feeling with most tasks, therefore I would believe they under-analyze on most cases.
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I do not agree.

Analyzing requires logical thinking. Woman go by feeling with most tasks, therefore I would believe they under-analyze on most cases.
Oh well.
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      07-13-2010, 04:49 PM   #39
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Bitches are Bitches, peroid.
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      07-13-2010, 05:03 PM   #40
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      07-13-2010, 07:28 PM   #41
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Care to elaborate? What goes through your mind on a daily?
What doesnt go through my mind lol. It's never ending story.
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      07-13-2010, 07:45 PM   #42
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how about... "but that's different"?
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      07-14-2010, 12:21 PM   #43
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What doesnt go through my mind lol. It's never ending story.
Ok, I think we're starting to prove the OP correct Not that you're being irrational, I was just looking for a more concrete answer!
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      07-14-2010, 12:40 PM   #44
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Ok, I think we're starting to prove the OP correct Not that you're being irrational, I was just looking for a more concrete answer!
Women always weasel around every answer.
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