Happy Valentine's Day Thread

Blake · 02-15-2011, 01:06 PM

$6 would be the bargain divorce of the century

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

$6 would be the bargain divorce of the century

In some places on this earth, that's a fortune ...but then again, divorce is lot easier there also

Blake · 02-15-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

In some places on this earth, that's a fortune ...but then again, divorce is lot easier there also

well if that's a fortune some places, i'm sure one could be hired for $6 to 'do away with her'

NYCGP · 02-15-2011, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

well if that's a fortune some places, i'm sure one could be hired for $6 to 'do away with her'

wat... 6 dollars is like a 2 weeks salary. How about a handful of potato chips and a coke?

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

well if that's a fortune some places, i'm sure one could be hired for $6 to 'do away with her'

Let me know if you are looking for such service soon

Blake · 02-15-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Let me know if you are looking for such service soon

not at the moment...i disposed of my last girlfriend without the need of hostile actions.

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

not at the moment...i disposed of my last girlfriend without the need of hostile actions.

I'm surprised she didn't get rid of ya ol' 82 year old ass.

Blake · 02-15-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I'm surprised she didn't get rid of ya ol' 82 year old ass.

viagra + big american penis makes em stick around

1sikbmr · 02-15-2011, 02:21 PM

Lol at the disclaimer

Razzy · 02-15-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

viagra + big american penis makes em stick around

ES_TRADER · 02-15-2011, 06:30 PM

it was yesterday? oh man...

GOTMH8N · 02-14-2013, 11:35 AM

Treat your women right!

Saw this on facebook lol

Colt · 02-14-2013, 11:49 AM

Shouldn't valentines day be about the man for having to deal with the woman for so long? lol. Whoa...punching the numbers in, I have dealt with 72 "time of the months"

skinnycow · 02-14-2013, 01:44 PM

Happy Valentine's day guys, hope you get laid!

BMW F22 · 02-14-2013, 02:25 PM

^ Niiiice

1speedbike · 02-14-2013, 02:43 PM

Pornhub premium is having a free membership offer today only.

Uber V8 · 02-14-2013, 03:07 PM

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Pornhub premium is having a free membership offer today only.

that's faptacular!

GOTMH8N · 02-15-2013, 08:44 AM

Hahahaha

Joekerr · 02-15-2013, 01:11 PM

I wound up working till 4am on Valentine's day...2hrs short of a full 24 hours of work. Love my life. Naturally, this means I did nothing for my wife who's been taking it really well....so I'll take her out on the weekend to make up for it.

MKSixer · 01-22-2019, 04:18 PM

Team,

Once again I'm hear to beat the drum to change the traditional greeting of "Happy Valentine's Day, I love you" to the simple and more succinct, "Happy VD, Spread the Joy". This will be a reduction of the greeting from 9 syllables to 7 syllables. If we reduced taxes or carbon emissions by this factor everyone would consider this a MAJOR VICTORY.

This is my 8th year or so of working on this campaign and it's slowly spreading. This is only my second or third year of bringing it to BP-OT. Since this is a global board, I think we can make this go viral. That's right, let's make, "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" go viral.

I know what you're thinking..."This is a laudable goal, how can I help spread 'Happy VD, Spread the Joy'?"

It's easy!!

Think of yourself as Patient Zero in your group of fiends, er friends and explain in detail the goal of the campaign and why we're doing this. Tell them that VD is a holiday everyone should be involved in as well as the benefit of changing "Happy Valentines Day, I Love You" to "Happy VD, Spread the Joy": it reduces the pressure of saying "I Love You" which may offend someone or cause some sort of awkward situation. "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" is inoffensive, inclusive, and gender neutral. "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" can leap from person to person without the risk of any awkwardness that saying, "I Love You" to the wrong person or in the wrong situation can cause.

Who will join me in spreading happiness as the VD season thrusts itself upon us by adopting "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" in all your VD interactions?

Thanks and Cheers,
MKSixer

UncleWede · 01-22-2019, 04:57 PM

I volunteer - Judy

protecon · 01-22-2019, 08:48 PM

You know VD is short for venereal disease?

02-15-2011, 01:06 PM	#23
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02-14-2013, 11:35 AM	#34
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02-15-2013, 01:11 PM	#41
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01-22-2019, 04:18 PM	#42
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34166 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Happy VD (Valentine's Day) - Spread the Joy Team, Once again I'm hear to beat the drum to change the traditional greeting of "Happy Valentine's Day, I love you" to the simple and more succinct, "Happy VD, Spread the Joy". This will be a reduction of the greeting from 9 syllables to 7 syllables. If we reduced taxes or carbon emissions by this factor everyone would consider this a MAJOR VICTORY. This is my 8th year or so of working on this campaign and it's slowly spreading. This is only my second or third year of bringing it to BP-OT. Since this is a global board, I think we can make this go viral. That's right, let's make, "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" go viral. I know what you're thinking..."This is a laudable goal, how can I help spread 'Happy VD, Spread the Joy'?" It's easy!! Think of yourself as Patient Zero in your group of fiends, er friends and explain in detail the goal of the campaign and why we're doing this. Tell them that VD is a holiday everyone should be involved in as well as the benefit of changing "Happy Valentines Day, I Love You" to "Happy VD, Spread the Joy": it reduces the pressure of saying "I Love You" which may offend someone or cause some sort of awkward situation. "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" is inoffensive, inclusive, and gender neutral. "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" can leap from person to person without the risk of any awkwardness that saying, "I Love You" to the wrong person or in the wrong situation can cause. Who will join me in spreading happiness as the VD season thrusts itself upon us by adopting "Happy VD, Spread the Joy" in all your VD interactions? Thanks and Cheers, MKSixer __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. Last edited by MKSixer; 01-23-2019 at 09:57 AM..
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01-22-2019, 04:57 PM	#43
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01-22-2019, 08:48 PM	#44
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