Time to go for a Cougar... tips?

Shorting · 01-30-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

From my experience, cougars approach you, you don't approach them

i agree 100300%

thats what imo makes them a cougar, they stalk you and then approach you

Wakka · 01-30-2011, 01:54 PM

There must be a way to streamline the process though. I didnt get a chance to hit on any last night because i saw a girl i;ve been hooking up with lately there. She kept me occupied. Will have to try again come friday and see what i can pull out.

But i am 100% sure there is a way to get them interested in you. At least enough to make them approach you. Be it what youre wearing, who you're with, or what youre drinking theres got to be something that attracts them to you right?

UncleWede · 01-31-2011, 12:20 PM

sock in your pocket will atrract them

escobar929 · 01-31-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Couch

These women have seen and heard it all, so just say hi and introduce yourself.

Good luck and have fun.

exactly

QFT

in my experiences, I've just walked up and introduced myself. After 5-10 min of good conversation, I just ask "wanna get out of here?" so far, its worked every time

cougars are awesome, they wont say no to anything, ANY THING

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 01:25 PM

so its safe to say they are down for some PIITB action?

escobar929 · 01-31-2011, 01:27 PM

safe? 3 out of 4 i have been w/ asked for it

Brey335i · 01-31-2011, 01:35 PM

I wish you would just take mine. They never seem to leave me alone and I'm not into that lol

NYCGP · 01-31-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

safe? 3 out of 4 i have been w/ asked for it

I don't like the ass too much anymore. There are a couple consequences of anal that are just not very pleasant.

Talking/joking about it is much more entertaining than vaginal. For instance, which is funnier? Surprise Buttsex or Surprise Sex ... I will let you be the judge.

solefald · 01-31-2011, 01:48 PM

Just roll up to them and ask where all the cougars are.
For young chicks, asking them if they are cougars usually gets a good laugh.

iBoost · 01-31-2011, 01:50 PM

Approach and say "I'll knock the dust off that pu$$y"

Couch · 01-31-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

exactly

QFT

in my experiences, I've just walked up and introduced myself. After 5-10 min of good conversation, I just ask "wanna get out of here?" so far, its worked every time

cougars are awesome, they wont say no to anything, ANY THING

PIITB was the only no go. Can't say I didn't try. Multiple times.

And they aren't always "great". My old roommate was with one while on a cruise with his family, lol. He said, "It was the most boring sex I've ever had."

What was funny, was the next day his aunt at breakfast said, "Heard you went old last night." lol

escobar929 · 01-31-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

I don't like the ass too much anymore. There are a couple consequences of anal that are just not very pleasant.

Talking/joking about it is much more entertaining than vaginal. For instance, which is funnier? Surprise Buttsex or Surprise Sex ... I will let you be the judge.

no hersheys kiss on my man yet, it mostly has to do w/ the girl. If they havent put in any prep work, you could be in for a rough night. I guess I've been lucky, specially considering 2 of those were one night stands but I figured they knew what they were out for, so they prepped ahead of time

and yes, its def more comical to talk about

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Originally Posted by Couch

PIITB was the only no go. Can't say I didn't try. Multiple times.

you cant blame a man for trying

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Originally Posted by Couch

What was funny, was the next day his aunt at breakfast said, "Heard you went old last night." lol

CollinsE90 · 01-31-2011, 01:56 PM

Cougar is on my "fucket list", spelled that way on purpose, haven't seen any hott cougars in this college town yet

Seminole · 01-31-2011, 02:04 PM

I was in Naples for work a few weeks ago and ended up talking to this 42 year old dutch cougar with a few of my co-workers. When she found out how young I was she started to talk to me a lot more and try to offer me "life advice" like, "You should be having your mid-life crisis when your in your twenties. You need to go out and take extasy and have threesomes! But only ones with two girls... If it's two guys things get weird sometimes."

CollinsE90 · 01-31-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

I was in Naples for work a few weeks ago and ended up talking to this 42 year old dutch cougar with a few of my co-workers. When she found out how young I was she started to talk to me a lot more and try to offer me "life advice" like, "You should be having your mid-life crisis when your in your twenties. You need to go out and take extasy and have threesomes! But only ones with two girls... If it's two guys things get weird sometimes."

You shouldn't have told her you had crossed swords before

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 04:31 PM

everyones got a list collins, i've personally knocked off quite a few already.

-Best friends little sister
-Eastern European
-Latin chick
-Threesome (2 girls obvs)
-piitb

whats left?
-milf (cougar w/e)
-black chick (Gotta try that dark chocolate)
-mile-high club
-sex with 18 year old once im over 28

Im sure there is more but cant think of it right now.

escobar929 · 01-31-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

everyones got a list collins, i've personally knocked off quite a few already.

-Best friends little sister - done but not best friends, also banged another friends mom when I was 16, she was 37
-Eastern European - done but never get enough
-Latin chick - thats my fav, will never get enough
-Threesome (2 girls obvs) - only once, i still dream of a reverse gangbang
-piitb - another fav

whats left?
-milf (cougar w/e) - done
-black chick (Gotta try that dark chocolate) - once when I was 15, I'm good for life
-mile-high club - still on the list
-sex with 18 year old once im over 28 - still on the list, bout to turn 29, I'm slacking but I banged an 18 year old (at least I told myself) when I was 25, count?

Im sure there is more but cant think of it right now.

other stuff still on the list
-fuck the cute girl at work in the office bathroom

cant think of anything else, I just really wanna bang this bish I work w/, during working hours would just be a bonus

Seminole · 01-31-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

You shouldn't have told her you had crossed swords before

Not as good as you taking full loads.

kcalhoun27 · 01-31-2011, 07:04 PM

cougars like the idea that since youre younger, youll have more energy to bang it out. so, with that in mind, use subtle hints to let her know this. dont just say, i want to fuck you (although that could work), but instead, plant the idea that they are attractive to you, and youre intrigued by them. you probably wont be, but they dont care. its all in giving them the appearance that they are still hot, cause thats what they want to believe. GL

JayKay335i · 01-31-2011, 08:02 PM

old bitch is old bitch. do not want.

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 10:05 PM

you wouldnt do a milf? Lies and slander

JayKay335i · 01-31-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

you wouldnt do a milf? Lies and slander

I've got the rest of my life to screw old woman. Screw that. I'll stick with the 18-23 demographic for as long as I can.

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