[Wakka]

I'd say so bud. I will admit no matter how drunk i am that will never look acceptable

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Originally Posted by Wakka

I'd say so bud. I will admit no matter how drunk i am that will never look acceptable

nobody asked for pics!

[SchlauCow]

is she holding the moon?

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

is she holding the moon?

i almost spit my drink out on the keyboard lol

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

is she holding the moon?

oh my god

[CollinsE90]

She already has a picture of you on her wall

[BTM]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

is she holding the moon?

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Wakka

I'd say so bud. I will admit no matter how drunk i am that will never look acceptable

That. Disgusting.

[Tondtar]

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[TK-421]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

is she holding the moon?

this has to be the greatest thing i've ever read

[Wakka]

what i am seriously surprised by is that no one has mentioned how this dude heats up banana peels and masturbate into them. That is the exact moment i decided this conversation was worth posting on this internet.

I really hope that is not normal to you guys and you're all just stunned by the picture of her plucking the moon from the sky.

Too add the icing to the cake... she still wants to do him after hearing about that shit... wtf is wrong with people?

[JayKay335i]

Because nobody read it

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Originally Posted by Wakka

what i am seriously surprised by is that no one has mentioned how this dude heats up banana peels and masturbate into them. That is the exact moment i decided this conversation was worth posting on this internet.

I really hope that is not normal to you guys and you're all just stunned by the picture of her plucking the moon from the sky.

Too add the icing to the cake... she still wants to do him after hearing about that shit... wtf is wrong with people?

I choose not to think about other guy's masturbatory preferences

[CollinsE90]

I'm seriously surprised you actually talked to her enough to let her get to the point of talking about masturbating with banana peels

[FDfranklin]

I'm surprised I haven't gone to the grocery yet to buy bananas.

[hl0m4n]

hit it and quit it

yo jay & collin wanna hit up bkk this summer

[BTM]

I masturbate with bagel dogs...problem?

[bmwmthree]

Originally Posted by jh valley

you should ask him out on a date or something

[Wakka]

OK so she started messaging me again... LOL i decided to see how rude i could be before she told me to fuck off.


her: i forgot a pivital part of the story

me: ?

her: around christmas time
i was out and saw all his friends and he wasnt with them
and we were talking that night and he was like "did they tell you about waht happened?"
apparently the night before he got reall wasted and cried for like 2 hours
meanwhile- he was at a party with 7 couples and he was teh only single one there

me: who invites people like him to a party?
large people party?

9:29pm
her: HEY! lol i get invited to parties and im large
theres two kinds of fat people- fat people that only associate with other fat/ugly people and fat people with really good personalities and are friendly with good looking people

I almost died.

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Originally Posted by Wakka

OK so she started messaging me again... LOL i decided to see how rude i could be before she told me to fuck off.


her: i forgot a pivital part of the story

me: ?

her: around christmas time
i was out and saw all his friends and he wasnt with them
and we were talking that night and he was like "did they tell you about waht happened?"
apparently the night before he got reall wasted and cried for like 2 hours
meanwhile- he was at a party with 7 couples and he was teh only single one there

me: who invites people like him to a party?
large people party?

9:29pm
her: HEY! lol i get invited to parties and im large

I almost died.

Fat/ugly people with a horrible personality confuse me. Since they are so physically unattractive, they should have a great personality. When they are both, there is no redeeming value (aside from comedic) in them whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I'm seriously surprised you actually talked to her enough to let her get to the point of talking about masturbating with banana peels

$5 says she asked if he still had the banana left, and if he was going to eat it.

[Wakka]

my response was 'OH Kinda like gay people have 'tops' and 'bottoms'? She wasn't amused.