Maid Etiquette

JayKay335i · 03-03-2011, 09:21 PM

Parents pay $60 for the house. But I think they may not be legit if ya know what im sayin. I think the actual corporations wanted $100+. I'm looking for $40 for the 2bd apt.

CollinsE90 · 03-03-2011, 09:22 PM

In Miami they have maids that will clean naked

FDfranklin · 03-03-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Parents pay $60 for the house. But I think they may not be legit if ya know what im sayin. I think the actual corporations wanted $100+. I'm looking for $40 for the 2bd apt.

Not too bad, im guessing it depends on the size of the place? god I hate cleaning.

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-03-2011, 09:57 PM

We have two, each gets $20/hour. It's always a flat rate of $120 per visit. We use the hourly rate if we want deep cleaning (inside fridge or behind large furniture or closets, polish stuff etc.) or other random things done.

Best money ever spent. Do it.

I would 100% go with someone that your friends or family uses. Not pick them out of the phonebook or something.

BTM · 03-03-2011, 10:00 PM

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Well... I mean they clean the bathrooms and they cleaned the poop. I personally think they suck. They just dont clean very well and half ass a lot of stuff so them cleaning the bowl is the least they can do. I mean they certainly aren't on their hands and knees scrubbing the shower or the kitchen floor.

That sucks. Ours is a fucking polish cleaning savant. Shit is spotless when she leaves. I usually manage to fuck my room up in 25min. I think she gets paid $100 flat.

JayKay335i · 03-04-2011, 02:34 AM

We used to have these 2 great Irish ladies. They were older and had a lot of time. They'd probably put in about 5 hours each on a given day and this place would be spotless. They'd do anything you asked and they usually washed my sheets and remade the bed. They were great but they moved back to Ireland.

I need somebody who is gross looking and cleans like a motherfucker. I want to be able to gel my hair looking at the shining hard wood floor.

stylinexpat · 03-04-2011, 03:45 AM

I have a live in which I usually constantly have to remind on what to clean. When they first arrive they are great and do everything perfectly but as time goes on they start to feel more comfortable and start getting lazy.

NYCGP · 03-04-2011, 08:45 AM

I used to get my apt cleaned every 2 weeks. $75.00 for my small ass apt. Now that I moved, and I have to deal with 3x the mess, I am gonna have her come once a week.

I used to stress about how messy my apt was, or how I had too much laundry to do. I would also get myself down about how I wasn't keeping up with it. I got really prideful about it and refused to hire someone to help me. Until I realized that I spend more on booze in one night than I do on someone to clean my apt and do some laundry.

No more of that shit. So now my apartment is spotless. My laundry is done. And I have more time to sit on the couch and do nothing.

Verbiage · 03-04-2011, 10:21 AM

Hmm. Never had a maid in my life. Guess its different for black folks.

ianthegreat · 03-04-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

I would clean it. It's disrespectful and classless. (depending on how big it is.)

I literally clean BEFORE our cleaning ladies come, lol.

Do people really still say maid?

Agreed. I've always picked my stuff up before the maid comes. She's there to clean, not pick up after a grown baby.

Buegie · 03-04-2011, 10:59 AM

do they also break your shit and then not tell your about it? That seems to be a recurring theme

UncleWede · 03-04-2011, 11:29 AM

two or three of my nieces come by on Sundays (usually). Just depends on who needed motherly advice that week, and how good the food is planned for that day. I provide auto advice, and some minor repairs. The only thing I clean for them before they get there is my night stand, because I don't want them messing with my (dis)organization of paperwork and shit on there.

BTM · 03-04-2011, 12:19 PM

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do they also break your shit and then not tell your about it? That seems to be a recurring theme

Once my diploma fell off the wall between the wall and my desk, very slight indent mark on the bottom of the frame on the back of it, unnoticeable when it's hanging. Other than that, so far so good

CasperSYTFU · 03-04-2011, 12:46 PM

I always feel super bad when my cleaning women come since they have to change my sheets. and empty my master bathroom garbage. hahaha They must think im a nympho LMAO

NYCGP · 03-04-2011, 12:56 PM

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I always feel super bad when my cleaning women come since they have to change my sheets. and empty my master bathroom garbage. hahaha They must think im a nympho LMAO

That is fucking gross... You don't change your sheets after fucking? You sleep for days in the same juice... You are a nasty, nasty dude.

Verbiage · 03-04-2011, 01:03 PM

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That is fucking gross... You don't change your sheets after fucking? You sleep for days in the same juice... You are a nasty, nasty dude.

ROFLLLLL!!!

Buegie · 03-04-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Once my diploma fell off the wall between the wall and my desk, very slight indent mark on the bottom of the frame on the back of it, unnoticeable when it's hanging. Other than that, so far so good

that's not a big deal...I remember when I was about 10 we had a maid that would break some of my ceramic stuff and then actually put them back together like a puzzle

Verbiage · 03-04-2011, 01:09 PM

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That is fucking gross... You don't change your sheets after fucking? You sleep for days in the same juice... You are a nasty, nasty dude.

I had to quote this again. I'm still LMAO at it.

NYCGP · 03-04-2011, 01:11 PM

It's disgusting... I don't even want to think about it anymore. I always have a set of sheets on the bed and a clean set in the closet at all times... When I change the set I wash the one I remove and repeat. If I fuck on the bed.. the next day I change and wash..

Casper, you probably can't smell it because you are used to it... but your bedroom smells.

Verbiage · 03-04-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

... You are a nasty, nasty dude.

If you say this out loud, I guarantee you will laugh.

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Casper, you probably can't smell it because you are used to it... but your bedroom smells.

You're just full of golden quotes today LOL.

lopealle · 03-04-2011, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Hmm. Never had a maid in my life. Guess its different for black folks.

mom?

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

That is fucking gross... You don't change your sheets after fucking? You sleep for days in the same juice... You are a nasty, nasty dude.

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Casper, you probably can't smell it because you are used to it... but your bedroom smells.

JayKay335i · 03-04-2011, 04:45 PM

I always have a spare set of sheets. I usually ask the girl if she would mind changing them, as I'm pretty good with with painting between the lines. Shes usually the one making a mess.

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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	We used to have these 2 great Irish ladies. They were older and had a lot of time. They'd probably put in about 5 hours each on a given day and this place would be spotless. They'd do anything you asked and they usually washed my sheets and remade the bed. They were great but they moved back to Ireland. I need somebody who is gross looking and cleans like a motherfucker. I want to be able to gel my hair looking at the shining hard wood floor.
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	I used to get my apt cleaned every 2 weeks. $75.00 for my small ass apt. Now that I moved, and I have to deal with 3x the mess, I am gonna have her come once a week. I used to stress about how messy my apt was, or how I had too much laundry to do. I would also get myself down about how I wasn't keeping up with it. I got really prideful about it and refused to hire someone to help me. Until I realized that I spend more on booze in one night than I do on someone to clean my apt and do some laundry. No more of that shit. So now my apartment is spotless. My laundry is done. And I have more time to sit on the couch and do nothing. __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	It's disgusting... I don't even want to think about it anymore. I always have a set of sheets on the bed and a clean set in the closet at all times... When I change the set I wash the one I remove and repeat. If I fuck on the bed.. the next day I change and wash.. Casper, you probably can't smell it because you are used to it... but your bedroom smells. __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	I always have a spare set of sheets. I usually ask the girl if she would mind changing them, as I'm pretty good with with painting between the lines. Shes usually the one making a mess.
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