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      06-30-2011, 12:47 AM   #23
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Did it kill your sex life, dealing with it everyday?
Yeah what does it do to your sex drive? any images haunt you?
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......but difficult in the sense of the more routine, mundane, mentally/physically tasking stuff (i.e. working long hours)...what would it be?
Getting up in the middle of the night freezing cold outside, 3:00 am to do a c-section with no hope of returning to bed. And a 12 hour day of office hours ahead
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Do you ever look at your wife's vagina and say "oh honey, i think you have........."
My wife is still pretty hot. Top 5%
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So now i get what your username stands for, ideliver babies, right? pretty cool.

so answer this question please: does your sex drive ever get hampered? any haunting images?

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Did it kill your sex life, dealing with it everyday?
Yeah what does it do to your sex drive? any images haunt you?
My sexual appetite is very strong. I never turn down sex.

Nothing haunts me. We tend to become somewhat callous and jaded. Don't know if that's good or bad. It just is.
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Knowing everything you know about vaginas, do you still go down on your wife?

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Damnit, I was hoping you gave me a logical reason so I didnt have to do it again
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Damnit, I was hoping you gave me a logical reason so I didnt have to ever do it again
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Damnit, I was hoping you gave me a logical reason so I didnt have to ever do it again
a serious question. I once had this girl who's pussy literally tasted like sugar.... like i literally called her sugarpussy. do you know what could cause that? jesus, i miss that sugar pussy.... ohhhh damn.

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Nothing haunts me. We tend to become somewhat callous and jaded. Don't know if that's good or bad. It just is.
thats fucking awesome.
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going down on a bitch is not something any male should enjoy, how that is homo is beyond me
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I've gone down my share, I just dont volunteer to do it. Always do the finger test beforehand, and kei maybe your bud was so strong it made it taste like sugar, never had that in my experiences.
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