gas station attendant asked me if I got a new car

sleepyx637 · 09-14-2011, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tibra1

The toll booth operator asked me if I was wearing new cologne today..do you think he is gay?..

he probably wanted your mahogney

Trojan4evr · 09-14-2011, 03:05 AM

I call it Regal.

J02 335i · 09-14-2011, 05:58 AM

Yeah I seen another thread about some Buick Regal thought he bought. Everything is great when its new, not saying the Buick isn't. Give it some time and I'm sure you will appreciate that BMW even more then before.

Sgt Beavis · 09-14-2011, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by GarySL

What's a gas station attendant?

Tis a position of employment that harkens back to ye olden days when dinosaurs were still being made into oil.

I wish we still had gas station attendants in the US but they are pretty much as extinct as those dinosaurs. However they are at all gas stations in Japan. After driving up, you go to a lounge while a pretty girl gasses you up, washes everything, and gives you deodorant so it doesn't smell bad..

Then she works on your car

joshtradomus · 09-14-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by psc87

I think OP bought a Buick.

Buick's are a myth. People don't buy them, they just pop up on the road.

E90MCF · 09-14-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by tibra1

The toll booth operator asked me if I was wearing new cologne today..do you think he is gay?..

LMFAO

Tom K. · 09-14-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sgt Beavis

Tis a position of employment that harkens back to ye olden days when dinosaurs were still being made into oil.

I wish we still had gas station attendants in the US but they are pretty much as extinct as those dinosaurs.

You should travel to Oregon or New Jersey, the two states which do not allow drivers to pump their own gas.

Tom

M340i Pride · 09-14-2011, 01:46 PM

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JuppiOne · 09-14-2011, 02:11 PM

19" mahogany trimmed wheel, he said....

with ultra low profile tire

MediaArtist · 09-14-2011, 02:14 PM

This thread is mind blowing.

SomeRandomer123 · 09-14-2011, 02:20 PM

You've lost me.

SHOWTIME · 09-14-2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by E90MCF

LMFAO

reaper335 · 09-14-2011, 02:42 PM

tibra1 · 09-14-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepyx637

he probably wanted your mahogney

He better keeps his hands off my mahogney

..creepy tool booth operators..

BMWfan07 · 09-14-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by E90 ME

Yea say thing happened to me too, but I 50lbs mangos and left the house with over a half tank of gas.

Hey Ant · 09-14-2011, 03:19 PM

pix? asl?

EngineCo52 · 09-14-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by edirtaynine

my apartment smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay

Magic-Man · 09-14-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by E90MCF

I wanted to say CTS-V as well but I couldn't imagine a BMW owner spending 100k on a non-BMW especially a GM

Corvette was a more viable choice

CTS doesn't cost $100k & I think the option on them is microfiber not mahogany wheel isn't it?

E90MCF · 09-14-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic-Man

CTS doesn't cost $100k & I think the option on them is microfiber not mahogany wheel isn't it?

Whoops hahah wrong caddy

GME92 · 09-14-2011, 03:51 PM

I really don't understand what the heck OP is trying to say...

Myriad · 09-14-2011, 04:02 PM

i think he liked you not the car

NYCGP · 09-14-2011, 04:18 PM

... OP, did you eat paint chips as a kid?

It's as if the OP thinks we have a direct link to his thoughts and can somehow use them to help put his post in some type of context.

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J02 335i Lieutenant Colonel 40 Rep 1,559 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ontario iTrader: (1)	Yeah I seen another thread about some Buick Regal thought he bought. Everything is great when its new, not saying the Buick isn't. Give it some time and I'm sure you will appreciate that BMW even more then before. __________________ Sport pack, JB3, Dci, factory oil cooler, 18" M3 reps, Michelin PSS, painted trim, black grills, smoked side markers, LED plate lights, H&R coils, Borla catback
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