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      08-21-2007, 10:11 PM   #23
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Hmm let's see if I can compete.......

A little foreground. I work with my Dad and brother running a legal delivery business. I stay in the home office till 11-12 while my bro and dad do the rounds downtown.

1. I'm never, NEVER alone.

2. My cousin and one of her sons is always there.

3. My cousins stupid ass dogs (2) tag along, adding to my already 3 labs.

4. My labs are normally quiet but are instigated into barking more often due to the retarded additions.

5. My cousin is constantly yelling, well more like screaming at her son.

6. Oh did I mention my dad is, I guess, dating my cousin? That should prolly be problem #1. Not insest type dating, this is my mom's cousin, which my mom past a little over a year ago. Still obviously a major issue for the family except for those 2 idiots who aren't seeing the big picture.

7. I feel like my universe is on the verge of Imploding/Exploding.

My brother, sister-in-law, fiance and I have explained to my dad how this is not a situation were willing to deal with, but he pretty much ignores our issues. My bro and I are hesitant to walk away from the business due to possibly not making a similar salary, plus all the work we've put into the business the last 5 years.

End RANT! FFFUUUUUCK!!!

BTW, Do I win?
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      08-22-2007, 09:00 AM   #24
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Hmm let's see if I can compete.......

A little foreground. I work with my Dad and brother running a legal delivery business. I stay in the home office till 11-12 while my bro and dad do the rounds downtown.

1. I'm never, NEVER alone.

2. My cousin and one of her sons is always there.

3. My cousins stupid ass dogs (2) tag along, adding to my already 3 labs.

4. My labs are normally quiet but are instigated into barking more often due to the retarded additions.

5. My cousin is constantly yelling, well more like screaming at her son.

6. Oh did I mention my dad is, I guess, dating my cousin? That should prolly be problem #1. Not insest type dating, this is my mom's cousin, which my mom past a little over a year ago. Still obviously a major issue for the family except for those 2 idiots who aren't seeing the big picture.

7. I feel like my universe is on the verge of Imploding/Exploding.

My brother, sister-in-law, fiance and I have explained to my dad how this is not a situation were willing to deal with, but he pretty much ignores our issues. My bro and I are hesitant to walk away from the business due to possibly not making a similar salary, plus all the work we've put into the business the last 5 years.

End RANT! FFFUUUUUCK!!!

BTW, Do I win?
you win. what i dont know?
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      08-22-2007, 09:41 AM   #25
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lol i walked into our director's office one afternoon for a meeting with him. Sure enough he took of his shoes and i cant even begin to describe how bad it smelled

I generally put them back on if someone has something important to talk about, but if not, its a great Idiot blocker.
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      08-22-2007, 10:33 AM   #26
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6. Oh did I mention my dad is, I guess, dating my cousin? That should prolly be problem #1. Not insest type dating, this is my mom's cousin, which my mom past a little over a year ago. Still obviously a major issue for the family except for those 2 idiots who aren't seeing the big picture.

7. I feel like my universe is on the verge of Imploding/Exploding.

My brother, sister-in-law, fiance and I have explained to my dad how this is not a situation were willing to deal with, but he pretty much ignores our issues. My bro and I are hesitant to walk away from the business due to possibly not making a similar salary, plus all the work we've put into the business the last 5 years.
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      08-22-2007, 10:35 AM   #27
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Not flushing.
Hiding to one side of the elevator doors so they don't have to hold it for anyone. I can see them in the frign mirror.
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Annoying, but I'd try not to sweat the small stuff. Remember, your glass is half-full.
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Not flushing.
Hiding to one side of the elevator doors so they don't have to hold it for anyone. I can see them in the frign mirror.


dont even get me started. if i go into the men's bathroom, someone always and surely pees all over the floor. you cant go in there without sticky piss all over the floor, its so damn annoying.


between that and chubby dropping fat alberts into the pool, i dunno whats worse
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Hmm let's see if I can compete.......

A little foreground. I work with my Dad and brother running a legal delivery business. I stay in the home office till 11-12 while my bro and dad do the rounds downtown.

1. I'm never, NEVER alone.

2. My cousin and one of her sons is always there.

3. My cousins stupid ass dogs (2) tag along, adding to my already 3 labs.

4. My labs are normally quiet but are instigated into barking more often due to the retarded additions.

5. My cousin is constantly yelling, well more like screaming at her son.

6. Oh did I mention my dad is, I guess, dating my cousin? That should prolly be problem #1. Not insest type dating, this is my mom's cousin, which my mom past a little over a year ago. Still obviously a major issue for the family except for those 2 idiots who aren't seeing the big picture.

7. I feel like my universe is on the verge of Imploding/Exploding.

My brother, sister-in-law, fiance and I have explained to my dad how this is not a situation were willing to deal with, but he pretty much ignores our issues. My bro and I are hesitant to walk away from the business due to possibly not making a similar salary, plus all the work we've put into the business the last 5 years.

End RANT! FFFUUUUUCK!!!

BTW, Do I win?


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      08-22-2007, 02:53 PM   #31
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maybe he's jerking off?
do you grunt when you jerk off?





on better thought dont answer that......
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      08-22-2007, 03:01 PM   #32
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I'm still on summer vacation..............
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      08-22-2007, 06:14 PM   #33
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Hmm, I work for a large Multi-Dealership Motor Sports Company. SO, the inappropriate or questionable behavior is predictable and kind of what you'd expect.

While at Booz Allen, Anteon, or Sverdrup though the lack of manners, and common courtesy was sometimes shocking. Unexpected from what is supposed to be professionals. It's when I started believing in compulsory Military Service. Active duty was the last time I worked with a group of professionals that consistently understood courtesy, honor, and what it means to do the right thing when no one is watching.
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      08-22-2007, 07:53 PM   #34
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me? i work at home depot. thats right. im a mexican that lines up for paint-jobs. can u imagine the kind of hell i have to put up with!?
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