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      02-05-2015, 10:47 PM   #419
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Q: I would prefer FIA F3 (Maybe GP2 might be too much for my skill set/level). If I must pick from those 3,,,,,,, LMP1.

A: You just won a raffle ticket for a car including taxes paid for. Would you rather own a: SLS AMG, R8 V10+, or 911 GT3?
Ford GT in F3 or GP2? Thats an interesting option that I never considered.
Can I say Lamborghini Gallardo Balboni? Because none of the three options listed do anything for me. The R8 is basically a badge engineered Gallardo, so it should be cool.

PC Master Race or Dirty Console Peasant?
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PC Master Race... I never owned a console (always wanted to though).

First person shooter, role-playing, or those POS social games that only allow 1-2 actions every 15 minutes unless you buy something (e.g. FarmVille or whatever)?
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      02-06-2015, 07:49 AM   #421
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PC Master Race... I never owned a console (always wanted to though).

First person shooter, role-playing, or those POS social games that only allow 1-2 actions every 15 minutes unless you buy something (e.g. FarmVille or whatever)?
Well, we usually start out role-playing where shes the Egyptian princess and I'll be the manslave building a pyramid or some shit, but then I secretly overtake the heir while she is fetching grapes for a snack, then I put her in her place...., It's similar to the pizza delivery guy method, but with better results.



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      02-06-2015, 09:43 AM   #422
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Nasty culo, however, I did fap -,-

Since it's Friday and I'm at work, should I slack off?
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      02-06-2015, 01:23 PM   #423
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Did Jack and Diane really do all they could?
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      02-06-2015, 02:25 PM   #424
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she dribbled off those Bobby-Brooks an let him do what he pleased. . .

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Did Jack and Diane really do all they could?
He could've at least clothed the boner before he boned her, so no, they didn't do all that they could've... Getting her knocked up at 16 is where shit just got real.

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      02-09-2015, 10:59 AM   #426
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I guess not that long, I'm not wearing black any more.

Speaking of black, as I was on my hands/knees polishing my niece's black (xB)ox over the weekend for several hours, was it inappropriate or unnatural for me to fantasize about her spending a few minutes on her knees when I was done? To be fair, she's 30-something.
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I guess not that long, I'm not wearing black any more.

Speaking of black, as I was on my hands/knees polishing my niece's black (xB)ox over the weekend for several hours, was it inappropriate or unnatural for me to fantasize about her spending a few minutes on her knees when I was done? To be fair, she's 30-something.
Wait what?
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my niece's black box ..was it inappropriate or unnatural for me to fantasize about her spending a few minutes on her knees when I was done?
I hear banjos..
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Well this escalated rather acceleratedly.....
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I guess not that long, I'm not wearing black any more.

Speaking of black, as I was on my hands/knees polishing my niece's black (xB)ox over the weekend for several hours, was it inappropriate or unnatural for me to fantasize about her spending a few minutes on her knees when I was done? To be fair, she's 30-something.
I LOL'd... A bit wrong, but it's all instinct. Then again, I kinda liked a cousin at one point too, but "to be fair", she's from my stepmom's family so we're not related by blood, plus my stepmom divorced 5 years ago so I can have some plausible deniability... OOOH! AND a chance at the Mile-High Club! My journey would be memorable alright!

Would you rather live in a haunted, Paranormal Activity-type house, or one where you have to ward off zombie attacks?
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I LOL'd... A bit wrong, but it's all instinct. Then again, I kinda liked a cousin at one point too, but "to be fair", she's from my stepmom's family so we're not related by blood, plus my stepmom divorced 5 years ago so I can have some plausible deniability... OOOH! AND a chance at the Mile-High Club! My journey would be memorable alright!

Would you rather live in a haunted, Paranormal Activity-type house, or one where you have to ward off zombie attacks?
Zombies because you can kill zombies.

Can i be your cousin?
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Timeout.
Nef, we know you love to overshare, but maybe your cousin wouldn't want her pic AND NAME on the internet by her cousin who wants to sleep with her. Ugh!
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my niece's black box ..was it inappropriate or unnatural for me to fantasize about her spending a few minutes on her knees when I was done?
I hear banjos..
I almost fell over... buahhaha
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Nef, we know you love to overshare, but maybe your cousin wouldn't want her pic AND NAME on the internet by her cousin who wants to sleep with her. Ugh!
....., I thought that was the kind of shit the internet was made of?


I actually screen captured it and emailed it to myself so I can laugh on-the-go.
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I hope she googles her name. Nef's secret will be out. It's one way I suppose to make his intentions pubic. Err.. public.
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Oh dear! Oh dear...... This thread is getting more interesting....




Speaking of flight attendants. I had a time that I dated (more of going out) some attendants.
It was back in 2001-2003.

JAL gals stayed at Holiday Inn @ Torrance
KAL gals stayed at Wilshire Grand @ LA
Asiana gals stayed at Radison @Wilshire LA

That is all I will say....
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Zombies because you can kill zombies.

Can i be your cousin?
Since you're the only one that seemed to ask a question... Sure LOL, it's a free country (well, now it's just "kinda" since Obama came into office IMO).

To others: I was just kidding... And bored so I decided to stir the pot a bit since OT in general is getting a bit boring, but didn't think about the name bit. Plus, we all have a weird sense of humor; her brother and younger sister are 420-friendly and we blaze it saying the weirdest shit.

But... you gotta admit, every family has a relative where if you weren't related at all you'd go for it, right?

...Right?

...Umm... I'll just go... Fall off a bridge since it's already on "Last Week".
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Zombies because you can kill zombies.

Can i be your cousin?
Since you're the only one that seemed to ask a question... Sure LOL, it's a free country (well, now it's just "kinda" since Obama came into office IMO).

To others: I was just kidding... And bored so I decided to stir the pot a bit since OT in general is getting a bit boring, but didn't think about the name bit. Plus, we all have a weird sense of humor; her brother and younger sister are 420-friendly and we blaze it saying the weirdest shit.

But... you gotta admit, every family has a relative where if you weren't related at all you'd go for it, right?

...Right?

...Umm... I'll just go... Fall off a bridge since it's already on "Last Week".
And now you just exposed your other cousins' illegal activities.
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And now you just exposed your other cousins' illegal activities.
We're in California, weed is just an infraction for non-medicals and it's insanely easy to get the medical card here; we all have one
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And now you just exposed your other cousins' illegal activities.
We're in California, weed is just an infraction for non-medicals and it's insanely easy to get the medical card here; we all have one
Aaaah, ok then.
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