Whack off Wednesday

UncleWede · 01-05-2020, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bobowar135

Somehow every day seems like wednesday.

Married long?

lsturbointeg · 01-05-2020, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Married long?

26 years!

MKSixer · 01-08-2020, 01:30 PM

It is upon us. Sound off!!

upstatedoc · 01-08-2020, 01:38 PM

fuck! I have my boys tonight. I had multiple successful missle launches since the weekend, gf not mad anymore, might not have any fuel left in the tank? Iranians definitely not as successful as me

UncleWede · 01-08-2020, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

fuck! I have my boys tonight. I had multiple successful missle launches since the weekend, gf not mad anymore, might not have any fuel left in the tank? Iranians definitely not as successful as me

You aren't THAT old, are you????

HFW003 · 01-08-2020, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

It's only Sunday guys! You should be eating a shit load of carbs from now til than that way the 5 sec explosion will make the wait worth while

That includes the cigarette after yes???

UncleWede · 01-08-2020, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

It is upon us. Sound off!!

Yes sir, may I have another sir

lsturbointeg · 01-09-2020, 12:10 AM

lol I totally miss this! gotta start carbing up again

bobowar135 · 01-10-2020, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Married long?

No, single and socially awkward

MKSixer · 01-15-2020, 04:48 PM

Check in!! Especially if you've posted in the lotion thread (WTF?!?!!

)

pennsiveguy · 01-15-2020, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Check in!! Especially if you've posted in the lotion thread (WTF?!?!!

)

Wait...so that's what that thread was about?

I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.

pennsiveguy · 01-15-2020, 05:13 PM

If it takes more than 10 strokes, quit and try again later when you've regained your focus.

MKSixer · 01-15-2020, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Wait...so that's what that thread was about?

I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.

I'm trying to redeem it but jeez!!!

UncleWede · 01-15-2020, 06:31 PM

It's been a BUSY day at work, give me a few seconds

Yes, Sir! May I have another, sir!

lsturbointeg · 01-15-2020, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Wait...so that's what that thread was about?

I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.

Yessir! That threads giving me all kinds of options when it comes to which lotions to use! I think Aveeno for the win

UncleWede · 01-22-2020, 12:13 AM

Lest the MLK holiday mess you up , it's almost Wednesday!

Now_Rudi you going to bottle/sell your favorite lotion??

King Rudi · 01-22-2020, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lest the MLK holiday mess you up , it's almost Wednesday!

Now_Rudi you going to bottle/sell your favorite lotion??

Absolutely not!

Everyone else needs to find their own GF spit. Pro tip: keep them hydrated boys.

lsturbointeg · 01-22-2020, 02:55 PM

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah it's freakin Wednesday boys!!!!!!

upstatedoc · 01-22-2020, 02:57 PM

MKSixer · 01-22-2020, 04:41 PM

There's still lots of day left!!

1MOREMOD · 01-22-2020, 06:40 PM

I think I did cant recall I'm old

UncleWede · 01-22-2020, 07:16 PM

Un-womanned missile launch confirmed

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